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Monday, August 28, 2006

I feel that im being overchildish and irritating in class these days. with all the name calling and making noise and irritating the teachers. Yeah and i can see that some of my classpeeps are annoyed. Ok ill try to tone down my nonsense. Except for eric la ill still call him those stuff. Fun la. I need fun. =D

I heard that fiq and zal beat up ZH. Finally he gets it. That mother fucker deserves to get it. Too bad i wasn't there if not ill give him a some some.

Ok today Miss Tan called me mom. My fault la coz i forgot (i swear i did) to hand in my summary. Shit. But it happened for a lot of times so cant blame her la. Just have to face my mom's lecture. (nagging la)...

I have a craving for pool these days but being a fucking nerd, i dont know any good pool halls around singapore. at all. lol. I hope lance reads this and bring me to one even though he admits he cant pool for shit. I think its time for me to stop being a fucking loner at home and go out and have fun. At an expense la coz O levels are comin.

Ok so from this coming Sat and then on Ill be helping cubbeh with her English. Cant wait to see her. Its been quite some time. See if she's still cubbeh or worse than that. hahaha.

Academic wise, im ok2 la. Started studying and hey i got 26/40 for maths fast. Highest in my class wee!!! (my class has only 7 peeps la so ok =D) Maybe ill quickly2 cabot to the study corner at 358 before my mom comes home. nyeaheahea.

Ok y do i keep writing in paragraphs today?? Hmm after practical i heard the bands playing in the hall. I envy them so much. Long to have my own band. I cant sing but i can play the guitar so yeah. Maybe 1 day la. Oh and i had a haircut. My head looks so square now. I hate the hairstyle but i ddnt have the heart to tell the barber that. Oh well, must tahan until it grows long again. Irah and nurul keep saying that i look like a mat malaysia. FUCK. Its hard enough to hate and have the hairstyle without them and their fucked up comments la.

Ok yeah i think thats it for today. happy reading!

ilham26 @ 5:50 pm
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Friday, August 25, 2006

Interesting day today. Started off with an ok2 class of phsyics which we talked more about animals than on physics and then finished school off with a couple of SS hours. Ok la not that bad. We were tricked by monster to study but at last there was no test. We carried out the rest of the period talking about. stuff.

Lance and fatfuck bought ourselves some wax strips which suck ass. I tried it on my beard and it was fucking painful but to no effect. I think its for leg hair only la. waste my 5 bucks seh...(i owe them).

The rest of my friday panned out normaly...went for prayer then buy ice jelly cocktail then go home to watch some vids. And i had a hair cut. So damn short la but i know sooner or later i would be caught for hair so better cut now.

I watched Gubra (Gabra) which is the sequel to Sepet which is one of my all time fav Movies. You guys should watch. Its about Orked who marries this guy who scandal with another woman and the story shows how she deals with it. Orked the character is a modern day gal of dreams. Sophisticated, small built, cute in any hairstyle, very good looking, carefree...um theres more la. Ok so you must go watch!

Ok thats all i think. Not that exciting my day is today ya? but hey. keep on reading.
Oh and i saw her at the detention corner today. hah. So happy. lol.
When you like someone u tend to treasure very single conversation u have with him/her no matter if its long or short. So heres the conversation:
Me:Ey u late ah?
her: yeah
Me: oh ok bye
her: bye

lol cherishable benar....

ilham26 @ 8:28 pm
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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Umm ok im happy again. Thru being emo.
Im sick with the cough. Think its due to the 3 days of nonstop makan and going home late and doing stuff. But it was worth it la. Went to send kak na and abg iman to the airport yest. Ate swensens! i had waffle dream or smthn smthn. SICK la cannot eat much.

Today was an ok ok day for me. Gave out the class tshirts collected yest at hougang. THNX LANCE FOR THE 2 HOUR TRIP. Good idea. lol.
I loike the design. Fuck the rest who dont like la. Its nice and im proud i made it.
Hmm what else? Oh yeah. I and jess were told to design the new school uniform so we sat beside each other during SS remedial. Eric angry sia. (eric is bernstien or mole or jose MOLErinho). His face was so red then he like emo2 like that. Jess is supposed to tell me something now but shes not online.

We disturbed this new teacher at school. Call her MILF (go figure that out for yaself). We all saw her wear Gstring to school coz her skirt like damn tight. Actually weelee(fat fuck) saw it first la. he 247 horny lol. I think she heard us talking about her wearing Gstring that after school we saw her in a diff outfit. lol were so heartless.

Ok thats it i think. LIVERPOOL WILL THRASH MACCABI HAIFUCK TONITE!!! idiots keep on complaining why the match venue was changed. helo use ur brain la. Who wants to play football in a warzone. How about the palestinians ah? ask yourselves that.

ilham26 @ 7:43 pm
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Sunday, August 20, 2006

friday - ABG IMAN AND KAK NA surprised the whole family by dropping in singapore from dubai. shit it was so nice to see them again. went to play tennis with them. Lotsa ppl cried seh. then went to play bowling and eventually went to makan at west coast food court. yeah thats all.

Saturday - IM FUCKING SAD. will tell you later on. Ok today i waited 4 fekin hours just to extend my passport expiry date and put a new pic in. Stood there like an idiot. Such a waste of time. ICA need to review its service to make it faster la. So many peeps but so little booths.

Ok after that almost all of ma cuzzies (99% liv supporters) came over to my house to watch LFC's season opener. IT SUCKED. dont know what the hell kromkamp and zenden was doing. luckily for the penalty la. And they said lfc would lift the title. With that performance? i dont think so.

sad part - Told HER about the THING. Well she said she liked another guy. Same old story by 3 girls in a row. FUCK. What the fuck do i not have that other guys have sia. I feel so pissed and sad la. I have a right to feel this way i think. Cant and wont blame her coz its her choice. nvm la. Glad to know that im not alone with this case. Biatch is like this too. haiz.

Feeling very miserable. heart pain hehehe. But it did help to eat away some pain by eating ICE CREAM PRATA at some prata shop near botanical gardens at 11 in the night. hehe. Went with all my cuzzins. Had a great time. But heart still pain. lol eemo.
Hope that she reads this so she knows how i feel. Ummm but this is not a movie la eh when u read something your feelings change. i hope its like that.
SHIT im so sad.

ilham26 @ 12:51 am
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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Nothing special happened today. I got expert builder from some government propaganda quiz thats compulsory for grad classes. pffft. The ERP is for what? More money la....

Ayam goreng day today. yum yum. but i settled for only 1 ayam goreng coz i think im gaining flab. shit. bad for the ladies hahahaha. My friends gave me some encouragement cards. Soo happy. Thanx to them, and mostly for my biatch, Im not a loner in this world. Which i still think i am coz i spend 70% of my time in school and 25% at home. The other 5% is those rare moments.

Had a craving for cornetto's today. And i got 1! yum. but now my throat itches and i keep coughing.

If you know me i think you'll find me a despo with all the stuff im doing now. Despo for what? you find out yourself la.

AND FUCK SIA!!!! how can mathilda get voted out? which fuck bitch and bastards voted for pau twohill and that joaqim? they sound like shit and its a miracle that they've come this far. I mean its degrading enough to become the Spore idol and just appear in 711 advertisements but i rather see a true talented singer than those two shites. Cmon singapore use your brains and put your $ to good use.

ilham26 @ 9:47 pm
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

To you ppl who find voted for my sparkling teeth today. THNX. i know your true intentions lol.
Damn it lost to my biatch for most humorous person. Im funny right? ok im lame half the time but the other half im funny what.

Let me tell you a joke. Heard it from shahila (laksa) who heard it from haris who heard it from faizal. When a person is telling a lie, which part of the body do you look...>Give up? give up?.....THE HIPS! COZ HIPS DONT LIE!....dung dung cheng! hahahahhaha

ahem ahem. Ok umm today...umm. Woke up early at 6 for no reason. hah. but i did go out at 7 la as usual. Had double emath periods today. I looike!. Jup said he saw one hot angmoh babe playing at the basketball court at the other school. Damn it. tyco. Oh for those peeps who dont know theres an international community school beside our school. ang moh paradise!

Aqilah talked about guys breaking girls hearts in relationships today. Cant say that its bull coz some guys do but what gals really dont know or choose to not know is that its fucking hard for a guy to know what a girl this about him. Im facing this prob now hehehe. I wish i was psychic la so i can know. Xmen. :D. Girls keep in mind that you always have the upper hand when it comes to courting with a guy. Unless the guy kanina pervert fuck go touch here touch there and you cant do anythin about it then good luck to you la.

Wanted to ask her if she wanted to go study at night but then i ddnt. Its hard la eh. The psychological mind barrier is what is making me back down. Coz scared she think i irritating la. mati mati...

Well ive got to go study now. and nurul maideen will win the singapore idol!!!.

ilham26 @ 8:13 pm
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I had a 2.4 km run today. Got 4th in the class which is a great improvement from my 10th ( i think) position last year. 10.30 secs. WOW. i got an A and 5 points for this. if it were 10.31 i would get 4 points. thank god!. But i think i over exerted myself for the run. Coach Shafiq said im UNFIT , well i dont know if its true or he was just being sarcastic coz i was speaking nonesense at that time but come to think of it i think i really am.

Well the whole day i was sick or feeling sick with a bad sorethroat. I think thats due to the fan blasted at me during sleep and me sleeping without a blanket (im not rich like some of you la have aircon right). For the past 2 days we had 3 chem practicals. I loikke!! Felt so professional. chemist la. and with all the cool colours those chemicals produce.

So umm after that i had to stayback for SS until 430. normally i wanted to cabot(chiong, escape) but ah gill went into the class and stayed. so we studied until around 4 and then talked some cock.

Freddy shouted that bern liked jess. me as an asshole as usual disturbed him till he turned red. hah. its so obvious. So after the class i went to jess to tell her about it and yes bern was there. Made him irritated la when i walked beside and talked to her. hehhe im sooo evil

Well thats all for today. yay double math tml! Im a fekin nerd man...

ilham26 @ 8:12 pm
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Monday, August 14, 2006

Today was a fine day. had 2 chem practicals but i ddnt screw up both:D. I crapped thru my Hist test coz i really ddnt study and did the same too for my physics fast.

WOOOOHOOOOHOOO!!! LIVERPOOL BEAT CHELSHIT 2-1! Great job by the lads and esp risse. damn i really think they can win the title this season.

Ok and after school i played some football and thats it. I think theres a 2.4 run tml. ahh lazy la.
I think i really need to start serious mugging now so after this ill be going off to study outside.

And i really cant stop thinking about something...why now?

LAlalala. How the fek do you put songs into your blog???

ilham26 @ 7:24 pm
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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Wow today was verrry exciting.

Ahem ahem. I skipped madrasah(religious class) to go out with ahseng and chan to watch The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift. It was an 11.15 show so i woke up at about 8, watch some tv, played some com, played some guitar, did some hwork(like real) and set off about 10+. Actually karthic, felix, mark and kamal were supposed to come but then karthic was lazy, felix the same, mark i dont know why he ddnt come and kamal had religious class. So i met pork cheok at the mrt but frank told us that he was gonna be late so we had to buy a ticket for him. After buying our tix we went to makan at mac. i bought a hotcakes with sausage meal while cheok bought a umm icecream thingy. Btw he's real name is yeokting but i call him ahseng or pork cheok so dont get confused. And i warn ya never to eat hot mac breakfast with ice milo in the morning. Your stomach will get into happy hour. hehe. Felt like shitting la. So me and cheok made up stories that frank was late coz he was PCC-ing (goncang, cuming, wanking, pulling, happy hour, fly kite, playing with little brother, do-ing) too much. lol. I cant describe the details coz im scared that the gov will look into my blog (kpo sia) and then get me arrested lol.

Well so frank came and we made our way into the theatre. I chose us crap seats haha. Cheok chose some nice seats on the right side but i saw an empty space in the middle so i called for that one. we ended up seating right in front of the stairs. So people who were going into the theatre will see 3 idiots sitting in front of them. hahaha. THE MOVIE WAS GREAT. Its about this guy sean(american with heavy but irritating cowboy accent and big cranium). Jap girls are the hottest girls on the planet. hehehehe. There was one scene where the sean guy went into a party then cheok shouted "ilham you steam ah?!"...wat the fuck man lol. why must he shout.

Well ok after that cheok and frank went to the lib to study while i went on to my football training. It was ok but the coach was very angry at our dismal performance last week (lost 7-4). We did some fitness and umm basics. Then during the 2 a side game i was put in the left mid post coz vikki ddnt come. Im a centre back(stopper or last man also can). and im right legged so it was very hard for me to umm do the football stuff. my team won 7-4 ... deja vu haha.

Hmm so i went home after that. normal talk cock session in the bus but now only with irwan and hou coz my bro and lus went home by car and beyond that nothing interesting happened.

YNWA to the Reds tonite coz theyre gonna kick those blue bastards all the way back to london. hehehe.

ilham26 @ 7:48 pm
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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Today is and was and is an oh so normal saturday for me. Went to BC (british council, english tution) at 12, it started at 1 thought. Not a bad lesson today coz the minute i walked into the class i was named PM lee sien loong (sorry bro forgot to spell your name). Me becoming the PM. hehe i had a throne in the middle of the class. It was about this scenario of a known terrorist entering singapore and the US Counter terror chief informing me about it and that there is a major terror threat in the US...must go watch 24...its almost like the episode where a deadly virus was released.
Ok so the class were split into diff groups, secretary team (luck there was no condo rice...mati aku... she looks like yzma from emperor's new groove), anti terror team, and some team that talked about the outcome. Yeah so it was a fine smooth meeting, with me cracking some lame jokes...ok some ppl did laugh! After that i sat at mel's table as i had promised. long long story la.

After bc i went straight back home, played some com, played some guitar, did some work (like real), watched some emperor's new school. I think thats it for the day. IT SUCKED i know..

Hmm ok and ive been smsing a certain someone from yest but i have yet t recieve a reply. Most probably her hp's prepaid is out. hope so la coz im not THAT irritating....am I? Yeah and i do start to have feelings for that particular person. why now i keep asking myself. bad timing. bad bad timing. but hey i havent felt like this since last july so i think its ok.

Im starting to be really good at the guitar since my bro brought home the electric one. I LOVE IT but its not mine. i wish it was so after my Os i can go jamming with friends everyday. 80% of the songs i play are from The Strokes, my fav band. Cant help it though cos their songs are REALLY nice.

Hmm i think this is all for today. Nothing eventfull happened. So umm. chow.

AND LIVERPOOL WILL KICK CHELSKI AND MOURICE'S ARSE TML. You'll Never Walk Alone!.

ilham26 @ 9:43 pm
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Friday, August 11, 2006

My name.

My marks. the centre one.

My uncle's grave. may peace be upon him.

Today is by far the worse friday of my 16 years of life.

It started off with me shivering like fek while awaiting my long awaited malay O level results.
I got a c6. Disappointing for a malay dude with a mom working as a malay-eng senior translator (paiseh her face liao). Im disappointed of course but when i called my mom to inform her about the mark, she told me that my uncle (fathers side) was dying. Well thats like being struck by lightning twice (become ilham goreng oredy :D) . Umm the day carried on as usual except with the weight of the two 'tragedies' weighing me down. Still i put on a happy face and went on with my stuff. During my last lesson which was physics, i recieved an sms from my mom which stated that my uncle (wak mamat as i call him) has passed away. Truth is that im quite surprised at my reaction. Usually in movies and such when one relative get to know about the death of another he/she will break down and cry. For me it just felt like nothing. only the thought not gonna be seeing him ever again. the sadness did come out when i talked to my mom though.

Ok so after school i had my o level english oral which thankfully made up for the 'sadness' of today. I went through it smoothly and even made the invidulator laugh. I think i saw one of them before but i forgot where. I had a passage where this pro golfer missed a short putt to win him the title and stuff and the paparazzi pestering him about it. The picture was of course more or less about the passage. It showed a hindustani? pakistani? man (you know the kinda handsome, manly type of person u usually see in bollywood. maybe not that young la but might still be a hit with those ladies above 40) trying to get away from the cameras at the airport. I went throught it verrrry smoooothly. i kept talking and talking. well i love to talk so maybe that is why i kept on blabbering about it. The Qs they gave was about...ummm...i think i forgot. sorry. hehe.

Well after my oral exam i went to see my late uncle being burried. It was the first burial i saw and it was interesting for a solemn event. The imam there really knows what he's doing with all the prayers and stuff. Unfortunately i ddnt get to see my dear uncle for the last time as he was wrapped up in white cloth already. Oh well.

Hmm so this is what happened on this eventfull friday. Interesting no? you decide.

AND I JUST HEARD THAT THAT CHELSKI BULL SHIT ASS CUNT OF A JOHN TERRY (hes not that bad la, i kinda like him as a footballer but he's at chelsea) GOT THE ENGLAND CAPTAINCY INSTEAD OF STEVIE G!!??? Stupid stupid FA. i think those chelski assholes must have paid them with stolen russian peasent money.

Yeap. now im off to sms someone. u know la...hehehehe 8-D~

ilham26 @ 7:25 pm
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Yeah yeah she's cute!

Im really addicted to this blog thingy. yeah.
ok.

Umm went out with a gal today. those who know keep quiet those who dont know dont ask. I was so bored at home so i thought that i would ask her out to go study or smthn but she was working today so i umm changed the plan. Eventually i ended up meeting her after her shift was over and we went off to cineleisure to watch CLICK (which is a GREAT movie btw...you guys should watch...and the protagonist's wife was hot. hehehe). It was great to go out with her coz both of us havent went to orchard for a VERY long time so both of us were clueless on what to do...better for me la coz im supposed to choose the things to do... We went to eat at BK and surprisingly both of our fav bk burger was the double swiss mushroom. or double mushroom swiss. whichever is correct to you la.. Apart from the movie, we did the orthodox 'things to do on a date...or outing...or smthn' which was to walk and talk. it wasnt so hot today and there was a slight breeze so it was better to walk. Got to know a lot more about her and it was great because the last time i went out with a girl was about a year ago i think? pathetic i know.

Oh and she bought and wore this green top from top shop...top top top. heh. It looked wonderful. Of course guys would always say the nice things to the girls but she really looked nice in it. yeah. i went for the casual jeans and polo tee. wanna step cool and simple la katekan.

Really looking forward to more 'outings' with her if i get the chance.

OK now to the real deal.

Tomorrow, i will be recieving my malay o level results! and i would be taking my english o level oral exams! Can get heart attack sia... I hope i do pass well. and not get disappointed on the results coz it will seriously affect my english fluency later (emo emo cannot take exam la).

Ok i think thats it for today. and compliments to the person who made the skin im using now. Very very nice.

chow peeps.

ilham26 @ 9:51 pm
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Goblog.

Happy national day to Sporeans.
Now Spore is 41 years old.
Going to manopause oredy hehehe . but i think it has too much children oredy la (sentosa, Jurong Island, pulau ubin,pulau tekong.) etc etc u get the picture.

I celebrated this special day with a special picnic with my mom's side fam at westcoast park. More of the pasir panjang side la if you know what i mean. It is your oh so typical but memorable family gatherings that i always look forward too. Organised by my cuz kak la...taking over from her sis who'se now sulking in dubai coz she cant join us. hehehe. Kak la as a bio scientist, i thought we would be eating disected frogs and mice and drinking from test tubes. But everything turned out normal fortunately. You've got the typical BBQ food like chicken wings, hot dogs, corn, satay....a touch of malay cuisine such as nasi lemak, mee goreng, mee soup without the soup. And to top it off some LOVELY bbqed ikan pari (sting ray) smothered with asam pedas or was it belacan or chilli padi??? and wrapped in pandan leaves to give it a nice aroma.
Yes i became bloated but it was to die for.

The day followed by the typical football session between the boys (malays mah what other sports do we play) , then makan session plus a surprise birthday celebration (no not for spore) but for 2 of my aunties whose befdays falls on the same month...i think. Then there was the talk cock, gossip session with random guitar music played in the background. One of my aunts told me and ikin about her job life. She told us to take care of ourselfs out there in the job world and there will always be prejudice and racist attitudes towards us. yeah its great hearing advice like this when its mixed with stories.

Speaking of jobs, my olevel malay results will be comin out this fri ( i think) and on the same day i will be sitting for my o level english oral exams. shit i really need to bring an oxygen mask. exaggerrated i know but the tension might kill me.

Ok on to social life. I dreamt about someTING(clue) . well not THAT kind of dream mind you. it was normal. i dreamt that we were in the same class. she looked great in the dream. hehehehehe. The first nonmalay gal i really liked. hard to break it to her la coz of the racial diff. still wonder so much how kamal and boonchin do it. hmmm.

Well i think thats enough for today. hope its a good read for all of ya.
And prayers of alfatihah and ayattulkursi to the poor innocent lebanon civillians who are being murdered.

ilham26 @ 1:01 am
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Umm yes this is my first post hooray.

I made this blog last year i think but i was too lazy to continue.
too lazy to even write my first post.
now that im too lazy to do anything else ill continue with this blog.

Ok today went fine with all the sports day celebrations and stuff. i got 5th. shit im slow. I love these type of events coz i really like being around my classmate. sure gonna miss them though after i leave this school. Umm i stole 3 burgers, 1 i gave to yimin coz she looks pretty now and the other 2 i ate. I was given another one for helping to carry stuffs. After that was the normal football session although i played only 2 games then went on to play in the field. my kicking has improved a lot but i still need to be more accurate. Shabana, nurul and tengkorak joined us. I used to dispise nurul last time but now i dont see the point or the need to. Da mature la kate kan. hehehehe.

Ok emo moment:

ok end of emo moment.

Peiwen still havent told me about the thing about her. I feel like shit when i keep pestering her but i really wanna know about it. She seems so disturbed and sad in her blog. I wanna see the old cheerful wenniep again.

Umm ok about LIVERPOOL FC. UEFA have said that they would not allow LFC to go to isreal to play. YAY. those idiots in uefa should have said that weeks ago. i mean cmon its obvious that country is in war. Oh and i hope lfc do get Dirk Kuyt...IM SO EXCITED!

Well thats all for my first blog. yeah.

ilham26 @ 8:46 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.