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Friday, August 31, 2007

HEROES.

I was dragged around like a dog by dear Syahira and dear Yana so that they could catch a glimpse of those Heroes people at vivo city. I only saw that woman's head...I forgot her name. I'm not much of a heroes follower.......BUT CLAIRE AKA THE CHEERLEADER IS LIKE SUPER HOT LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAH CLAIRE YOU MAKE ME MELT AAAAAAH! o...k...

Oh oh oh and the Imam who gave the Khutbah at the Masjid just now was gooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooood.

AND TOMORROW IS....DRUM ROLL...GDGDGDGDGGDGDGDGDGGDGD....DRAMA!!!

Tralalalalalalala~~~

And now...i wanna pray and then...BAKE CUPCAKES YAY!

Oh and i broke my guitar pick while playing....super WTF!!??

ilham26 @ 7:33 pm
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

HAHA BITCH I FINISHED MY EXAMS!!! BITCH!

I finished the paper in like freaking half an hour.

THEN WENT TO WATCH FREAKING HAIRSPRAY WHICH IS LIKE FREAKING NICE!

John Travolta is one sexy hot mutha fucka!

Oh and Britanny Snow is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my new CELEB CRUSH.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO GONNA WATCH THAT SHIT AGAIN.

SO SO PARTY STARTS TOMORROW!

SWIMMING-KBOX-LEPAK-GUITAR, YOU NAME IT ILL DO IT BAYBEH!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

ilham26 @ 8:09 pm
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Monday, August 27, 2007

A really weird ass day

Dude. This has been a really weird day.

First when I was bathing, I day dreamed about blogging about my first day at my new home after just moving in with my wife. Which weirdo would day dream that while shampooing? HAHA

I think I'm growing old too fast here. BITCH STOP GROWING OOOOLLLD. Shit i've got to do something childish and immature to counter this. Like...kick my little brother YES YES. Weird i know.

I was so super nervous before the exams. But i managed to hide it behind my calm, controlled, confident and hot exterior. HAH BULLSHIT. But instead, I MANAGED TO FINISH THE PAPER. Its like freaking java la. And what's weird about it is that, I ENJOYED DOING IT.

I came up with a theory (say it like Mr haaaaaameeeeeeeed teo-ree toe-ree) about the exam:
The ones who didn't study at all will leave first.

After that will be the ones who did study but have no social life so they just study and study and that's why they can finish the exam faster than others.

After that will be the ones who have social lives and studied but didn't study enough.

After that will be the ones with social lives and studied hard.

And the last one will be like the ones above the one above BUT tries to bullshit through the whole paper just to make up in quantity (ME)

Oh oh I went for a job interview just now. It was okay. Not as good as i hoped for and not as bad as expected it to be.

WEIRD RIGHT. REAL WEIRD.

Joke of the day...IKAN BILIS PAKAI HELMET HAHAHA OMG.
(theres another one but i dare not say it in case someone might get mad =P)

THIS DAY WAS SUPER WEIRD RIGHT! I KNOW I KNOW!

ilham26 @ 8:28 pm
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Sunday, August 26, 2007

I've got tagged.

I know all of you wont read this cos honestly, I wont read yours unless it's interesting. Hah! But ill just do this cos dear Germaine tagged me. XD
But if you're really interested, read from number 16 down.!!!

1. The person who tag you is?
---Germ Aka Germaine XD

2. Your relationship with him/her is?
---DRAMA MATES BEBEH!

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?
---Who? Germaine? Great friend, a very fun person, addicted to dancing, addicted to youtube and is one sexy gal!

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
---She was there when i really needed someone. THANKS GERM!

5. The most memorable words he/she had said to you?
---It was memorable but it was long so I won't tell you.

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
---Anything is possible but i really think this is so weird....

7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?
---I think i'm the one who'll need to improve.

8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
---Suck some guys cock. WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
---Because im a cock sucker.

10.The most desire thing you want to do for him/her now is?
---First things first its desirable not desire okay. Improve on your eng please.
BAKE CUPCAKES FOR HER!! XD

11.Your overall impression of him/her is?
---Words can never describe a great person like her.

12.How you think people around you will feel about you?
---Just go to kenneths blog. LOL. I don't know. People if you read this, can you reply this Q for me thru the tagboard?

13.The character you love of yourself are?
--- I'm lame. But I'm funny...i hope...

14.On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?
---Procrastination. And i always judge by the cover initially. i hate that

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
---Nabi Muhammad S.A.W

16.Pass this quiz to 10 persons.
-1-Lancey Pek my biatch
-2-Tasha
-3-CAROL
-4-Kenneth
-5-Yan bin stone
-6-Aisha
-7-Syahira
-8-Kaye (but you did it already)
-9-Nicholas
-10-Ikan!

11. Who is no.6 having relationship with?
---MICHELLE!

12.Is no.9 a male or female?
---For some reason. I find it HARD to answer this Q. lol

13.If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
---Pedophile and ikan...hmm bad combo.

14.How about no.8 and 5?
---No la. Yana should be with Amin and Kaye...erm..who's kaye?

15.What is no.2 studying about?
---O levels! All the best tashy dear!.

16.When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
--- Your mom's dad's mom's dad's grandmother's donkey years ago!

17.What kind of music band does no.8 like?
---Those singing2 kind. OH SHE LISTENS TO PARAMORE TOO.

18.Does no.1 has any siblings?
---yeap. One elder bro.

19.Will you woo no.3?
---HELL NO!

20.How about no.7?
---Why not ask the MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION to no 7? haha

21.Is no.4 single?
---yes if im not wrong.

22.What's the surname of no.5 ?
---bin Stone

23.What's the hobby of no.4 ?
---Surfing porn. HAHA

24.Do no.5 and 9 get along well?
---They're the world famous jesters bebeh!

25.Where is no.2 studying at?
---Some sec school in woodlands!

26.Talk something casually about no.1?
--- THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND IN THE UNIVERSE.

27.Have you try developing feelings for no.8
--- HAHA. I'll never date my son's football coach. haha

28.Where does no.9 live at?
---Err i forgot.

29.What color does no.4 like?
---I've never asked him that before...

30.Are no.5 and 1 best friends?
---NEH

31.Does no.7 likes no.2?
---If no 7 is a guy then maybe...Wait....WAIT I SEE SOMETHING THERE. HAHA!!!
But then tashy is very attractive lolol

32.How do you get to know no.2?
---My zaman2 kental2 rudeboy2 days.

33.Does no.1 have any pets?
--- Yeah. his pet dick. haha!

34.Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
--- Yeap =) and SHES NOT FAT! (so stop saying that you are okay) XD

ilham26 @ 1:43 pm
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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Chameleon

You should never be someone you aren't as that would mean that you aren't yourself. But it is hard to un-adapt from adapting from people all your life? Do I have an identity? People please tell me.

I read through all of my old blogposts. Let me give you a rundown/timeline

First post-school-I liked weiting-family gatherings-O levels-Dubai-post exam syndrome-outings with lance-getting to know suriani again-being in love with suriani-problems-school-new friends-drama!-stage arts night-stage arts camp-birthday!-production-more stress-school work-end of school work-the breakup-the getting over with-the search for identity. Oh whatever.

I did manage to chance upon a few old pictures i uploaded. I'm sure most of you havent seen it before. So here they are:

The ultimate photo editing.

Yes yes fascination...

I think he shouted cheebye or something..

OMG LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS I WANT TO CUT THEM OFF!

Poker baybeh...poker...

I drove! Seriously.

Izdi's too fat to fit. Hah!

Omg just look at my bro...

I was thinking on what will we be eating later. =)

Oooh i know what its called!! erm...i forgot...shawarmah i think

Are you gonna finish that??

The war between the old and the new.

We'll attack here..then after that we'll lepak there. Okay team?
Omg my brother's stomach!!!

Berat ke bro?

Omg my hair was so kental....

The camel soo wanted to french-kiss me.

More camels!

Dwelling in the limelight.

Eqa is oblivious to the travesty ahead. The travesty?
They didn't put sambal in my belacan. haha!

Kak Na stealing my spotlight while i'm enjoying a cup of chai..=)

Is that bright light from that big bald man's head?? HAH!'
Damn in short..!!

I soo wanted to screwdrive this off and bring it back home!

Well obviously i can't screwdrive this out and bring it back home can I?

I-mate. Your mate..Ilham. erm...??

Alif dot dot.

LOL MY FACE!

I look like freaking chipmunk!

The red hot ride for the red hot hotty.

I 'm soo totally deep in love with this jeep.

The wind in my hair, ears, nose, mouth...asshole...LOL

It's whats inside thats special.

Me in my super kawaii mode.

Uncanny resemblance???

Yes we can pack the whole circus in the van there.

NO FOUL REF! Faris...doing some malay dance move there.

I look stupid and my brother is fat.

Ohana means family =)

Ilham...don't you go horny with the racket now. HAHA.

I was eyeing someone's food. LOL

Up yours they say.

I miss those days...
Look at jasden at the back HAHA!

4E1 forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....

The one in front of me is Ah Fong aka Volcano.

Graduation and celebration...tralalalalalaaaa...

Ehehehehehehhe no comments...but just look at lance!
Weizhou aka anjing stepping seh...wanna kene tampah!...or isit tampar? gosh my malay sucks...

ilham26 @ 5:53 pm
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Friday, August 24, 2007

Dear Mr Breakup

Mr Breakup gave me a surprise present of mixed feelings that ive never felt before. Sadness, confusion, etc, etc. Yeah i do feel like shit sometimes but hell ive got even more pressing matters to attend to like...

MY EXAMS. Math paper = fail
guess that i'll be seeing you again next sem Ms Soh...insyaallah NOT!

2 more papers to go whoopeedoo!!!

Aah job interview! Ive only went to one job interview in my entire life but didn't get the job. ARGGH!!!. Maybe it was punishment for rejecting the tens of thousands of good players in football manager to play for my liverpool team (they just didn't cut it!!) Im scared la seriously. Fadlol got the job, i hope ill get it.

Oh and it was great to see all you lovely ladies again after so long (padehal 1 week je eh, padehal padehal) haha. Oon pei looked extra cute and Neera seemed extra funny. Haha we share the same secret now..ssshhh!!! As usual me and syahira went through our tirade of...erm...disturbances. hahahaha. but it was great to be with them again. HOPE WE CAN STILL BE IN THE SAME CLASS NEXT SEM

I'm like...80% over it...and something else is helping me get through it. Thats for me to know and for you to find out =)

ilham26 @ 11:16 pm
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Dreams...dude.

I've been having freaky dreams lately.

Once I dreamt that me, syed, eqa, khalid, his gf, nabilla, shehz and fatmah were playing football at the cage. The weird thing is...Ive never ever met shehz, fatmah or khalid's gf. How weird is that.

Then I dreamt that me and fadlul were swimming at the school's swimming pool when fadlul's phone rang. He picked up and for some reason i could hear the convo in my head. It was paul scholes of manshite and he wanted us to play for manU coz ronaldo just got sent off. WTF!!??

Then very recently i dreamt of my old class 4e1 being scolded by Mrs gill (HAHA even in my dream i can get scolded by her).

But last nights dream...was...haiz. Me and her sitting somewhere eating cupcakes. That warm, comfortable feeling that i always felt when i went out with her, i could feel it. Too bad i wont be feeling that feeling anytime soon. I hope you're glad with your decision HAM....

I found some pictures of me in sec school. here you go.

Bachelor at Sherly's birdday party!!!
Look at jasden behind...he looks drunk lol.

I was seriously studying for my Os la. You soo could see my empty piece of fullscap paper. HEHE

Aaah my lovely ladies of 4e1. From left:
Nancy (tengkorak), Shahila(Laksa), Sherly (Ajinomoto), Weiboon(Shrek)
I MISS YOU ALL!

ilham26 @ 8:35 pm
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

SOOOO SUPER SUPER HAPPY.

I feel super super happy today! I won't tell you why. Maybe Fadlol knows why.
But if he tells you I'll kompang his gargantuan head. FADLUL YOU MELT OR NOT? I WAS SO SUPER MELTING HAHA LOLOL!!

I should be studying but I woke up at freaking 3 la. Because of last night. lalalala doo dee doo.

So I'm super super maha blur now. I scrolled through some pictures of super super long but not so super long ago super super.

Ill upload some for you because i know that all of you are so super super kaypo.
XD

My super super cousin Fart-Eqa is selling super super yummy nutella cupcakes.
She's my super super rival cause i bake super super cupcakes too. I use super super chemical X, that's why mine's super super yummier. But im a super super nice cousin so I'll give her a super super chance at the big time. Anything if you're in the mood for super super nutella cupcakes at $2 a piece. TELL MEH. ( the cupcakes are big for $2 la you moron)

Someone sounded super super sweet on the phone. But I hope someone wont be super super kembang if someone reads this. HAHA!

Wah with a super super heading like that I can so play for Liverpool.

Hanis. This super super cute super super idiotic super super cousin of mine likes to call me Dickhead!!!

I was imagining boobs in the air la seh. Super super horny. HAHA

I super super love my super super best grandmother in the world!

Super super mom + super super Kak Na. Super super women in my life!

Hehehe super super sexy right. Alaa dont lie I know you're turned on haha!

Kak Na and Fart-eqa. Super super sisters!

The club. Seriously they call themselves that.
The one on the right is eddy the president. HAHA!
Faris super super extra la at the back. Guess which 2 of them are my super super siblings?

Super super about to play super super song on the super super guitar.
LOL look at hanis. Super super flying la seh.

Eh? Who left a walrus in the middle of the hall? OH SHIT THATS MY MOM!!! XD

I look so freaking super super kental la. Beside me is Syed Mamat. He's actually a girl. HAHAHAHA!

The sign says it all baybeh!

I love my super super super super family. XD

I told you Fart-eqa is selling super super nutella cupcakes.
Dont wanna believe me somemore right? asshole... =P

Look at my super super no existent boobs!
SUPER SUPER IKAN LOOKS SUPER SUPER CUTE LIKE A BALL!

Super super Serondeng is super super CUTE!!!

ilham26 @ 5:28 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.