Il Ham Mai Hum

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Yes I have wonderful friends and i love everyone of them.

But it's during these...moments...that you'll miss the thing thats missing.

Maybe I should just go to sleep.

Football, 3 days.

Funny, i feel really alone now.

Yeap, i'm definitely missing that something thats missing.

Some say that I'm a colourful character.
But honestly, i need that someone to paint me on the inside.
Ah what the hell am i talking about...

ilham26 @ 10:48 pm
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Helping out at OK was a blast.

First time I heard boss, tuan, bulat, james bonch, zahri bonch, say sial. Hah hah.
And the OPs manager is super friendly.

Doo dee doo and tralala and there was a leak in the Bunn machine thingy.

Hot water hot hot hot.

And i want a Fender Telecaster with jekyll and hyde overdrives and a super delay pedal please!

Or at least, my playdough. hur hur.

I'm freaking jealous of you band people. I want to play in a band please. I want to play in a band that plays songs of a same genre as Albert Hammond Jr, The Strokes, Copeland, Purple Paige, Plain Sunset, Postbox, ATC, etc etc. I want to be the rythm guitarist coz lead doesn't give me the kick. I want to play and play and tralalala. But first, i want a tele please!

And i'm positively getting fat. As in i miss my abs. Shit i really need to gym soon. How do those geek shits who score <3.5 for their GPAs stay at home to study day in day out and not get fat? Bitches.

SILENCE! I'LL KILL YA! hahaha

Joke of the day:

Annas: Asal non fat? Takot gemok? (why non fat? Scared fat?)

Me: Sal aku tak exercise pe. Then i drink these things everyday. At last pun gemok what. So i always get nonfat now la. ( I dont exercise and i drink these everyday. At last ill get fat what so ill always make a point to get nonfat.)

Annas: Oh. Thats why.

Me: And the only exercise i get is main bola. Other than that nothing. No time at all la. (football)

Annas: At least kau ade bola. Tengok aku, takde bola pon. (at least you have football [reference to balls here], i dont even have them)

Me: HAHA WTF KAU TAKDE BOLA?? HAHA (haha wtf you dont have balls haha)

Annas: EH EH I SAID IT WRONGLY!!! (its in english you bitches)

Syaf, i cant wait to work alongside your dear bf. Super fun!! =D

Here are them peekches bitches =)

Shaken, stirred or blended. You can't deny that I'll stay yummy =)

Me: Eh linca dok! Nanti store manager die datang tangkap kite, habis ah!
James Bonch: Eh eh aku nga linca ah ni. Eh? Aku kan store manager die? Alerrmaakkk..

Us robbers wiped out everything! and i mean everything! haha!

This backroom is so big, i felt like dancing in it! And i mean it!

OMG just look at the POS' beautiful cashbox! the receipt hole is so big omg! sexaY!

This is called the BUNN Maker (master?). Look at that big bowl thing? It enhances your BUNS!
And it had a major leak just now. Because it didnt wear heavy duty diapers. okay wtf am i talking about??

I was feeling a tad too thirsty just now okay. Pfft!

Oooh lala la verismo! Oh look at that sexy sexy itchy hand. haha

We're gonna be having so much fun...together..arrrrr...

Auditioning to become the third merlion. haha!

She's Jossie in the trashbin baybeh! come come come throw her out.
Papi SULO. HAHAHAHA

I told you to recycle you BITCHES!

SPARTANS! What is your profession!??
Dishwasher la nabey....!!

ilham26 @ 11:26 pm
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Oh just tell me why.

Why did i chose to work?

Why did i pick this job?

What made me do it? What drove me to it?

And. Why do i love it so much?

Tell me why.

Why is the pay such a drag.

Why is one of the managers such an ass.

Why can this make me so...stressed.

But please tell me why.

Why are the people here so wonderful.

Why is the job so exciting.

Why, just being here, is so...exhilarating.

And tell me why.

Why do i love it so much to work here.

Why do i not see myself quitting.

And why, if i eventually were to, i would do it with a very heavy heart.

And why, once again, do i owe so much gratitude towards the lovely partners here.

That have made my very first job, one that i've come to love.

Oh and Ilham, stop having this ludicrous thoughts on nonsensical scenarios.
You'll just end up, paranoid and tralalala.

The end.

Tag Replies:

Kak La: I'll try my best to =). And its raspberry blackcurrant fruit juice plus this thing called Zen tea? I've yet to try it though but it does smell very nice =)

Divek: Oh hi divek. Sorry im not gay.

Lancy: Oh yes she is pretty and the DSLR camera is my friend's not mine. Im a photo taking NOOB. Oh and i read your blog and you miss me and im so damn touched!!! Miss ya too lancey! =D

La Kerepek: ITS YOURS I NEVER SAID ITS MINE =D. Immature idiotiques? can call them monkeys sua. But monkeys are better than them. haha. Love you too!!! One day without lepaking with you and fartlol...FEELS EMPTY! Oh and sya if you're reading this you're more than welcome to join!

Ilyana: I'm here at store and uve not slapped my face yet?? hahahah! Arse lobang? haha okay i so loled to myself. haha

Syahira, Syafiqah, Yana K and others: I SO KNOW URE READING MY BLOG SO PLEASE TAG OKAY. Much love if you do. heh. =)

ilham26 @ 9:54 pm
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Monday, November 26, 2007

And with friends, you go crazy.

And with a DSLR camera in hand, you can capture those crazy moments.

Viola, pictures.

But before that,

I was pondering on what Diyana said. About age being the factor in relationships.

It's not age my dear. It's maturity. =)

Oh and for someone concerned. Billabong? haha. I love it !
And sorry i had to give you the receipt for yours because u so scratched away the price tag. Haha. Warranty comes with it, the receipt. pfft. =P
You are so sweet =)

And for someone else. What does aunt flow invade mean? hmmm...

And here are the pictures. (let me go crazy now)

Oh my look at that concentration!!!, confirm surf porn tau. haha

Handsome guy. Freaky..guy? haha! =P

Dee's boobs are touching sya's arm. Thus the face. haha

Christmas? So whatever. Hari raya's the new holiday!

NENEK looks like a freaking chipmunk!!!
Sya nailed the high class important I-am-so-richer-than-you VIP look!

Nonsense. Decent.

This is what starbucks does to you!

That frap looks better than me la.

Oh the camera's in the chrismas spirit!

Santa's concubines. hehehe

Erm..yea...

It wasn't supposed to be a handphone advert!

Nenek we can so see your hips. AND THEY AINT LYING!

Jolly all year round =)

Yana's acting innocent coz she just gave Dee a wedgie. HAHA

Starry-eyed-bucks!

Can you please dont let me repeat myself!!

Someone under the table touched aiman's balls

Oh this is singapore for you tourist bitches!

That statue is pulling fad's hair! And im enjoying it. haha

ball of fury!

This is what happens when a cowboy fucks a robot and gets a child.

Sya beat up a small kid and stole his cookies. Thats why she looks so suspicious. =P

FAD! I never knew you were so SKINNY!??

Future husband and wife...and lights...erm yea...

And when the world goes up.

FAD WHATS WITH THE FACE!?

I look like a freaking horse.

And this is how a laptop can change into a gun. Fartlol style!

Oooh hello ladies:)

The ultimate decent picture of the year!

Dumber, dumb and don't how how to pose. =)

Kental, crazy and kay la anything goes =)

He's dreaming of......................which gay porn movie to watch later. haha

Happy camper.

This is a lovely picture.....IF ONLY FAD DID NOT SPOIL IT!

Oh my personal favourite! Stunning effects!

Selamat hari banyak2 lampu effects!

You're so mesmerised my beauty!

Come dance with me baybeh!

Erm dude.

THIS IS SO ULTIMATELY GAY BEYOND ALL REASON IN THE WORLD!

Lepak!

Someone please slap my face please!

Fad's blue cloth is hiding his gigantic thang. HAHA

Sya looks like a model seh. haha

Sya kicked fad with her knee on his arse.

He's so happy! for some reason...

Sya: Im gonna beat you up!
Dee: Come on bebeh!

Lets fly! With boxers at the ready!

ilham26 @ 12:21 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.