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Saturday, January 27, 2007

I will not continue the previous post cause ive turned into a lazy slob.
Results will be coming out on the 9th of Feb!!

And here's a survey thingy for those happy people =D

1.What bothers you right now?
My tummy. Its fat. I need to get a sexy hot body back.

2. What is your favorite month of the
year?
June. BIRTHDAY MONTH !!!

3. What was your dream last night?
Hmm.. I went out on a date with JOJO then i found out that my headphones are broken. lol

4. What is your greatest fear?
God. And failure.

5. What was the best thing that
happened to you this week?
Nothing spectacular. Well i did have a great time with carol and lance and briget.

6. What are u planning to do this
weekend?
Saturday will be playing then watching football. Sunday will be chill-out day =D

7. What can you promise to the one
you love?
Besides family and close friends im not in love with anyone.

8. What will you wish for if you have
a genie?
To live in the world of Naruto and to get married with Temari =D

9.Who is the one you're thinking of
right now?
Who are. Not who is. i think...
Im thinking of your mom. She's hot. =D

10.Who do you run to when you're
down?
Close friends and cousins.

11.Who are the most influential people
in your life right now?
Me. Well just me.

12.Who was the last person you went
out with?
Carol, Lance and his cousin Bridget.

13.Who will you call/text later?
At this point of time no one.

14.Who completes your day?
Me! and if i have a girlfriend it'll be her!

15.Who do you want to talk to right
now?
Someone who i like if i like someone.

16. When will you take a bath?
After finishing this survey thingy?

17. When will you watch a movie?
Just watched it just now.

18. When was the first time you fell in
love?
When i saw your mom.

19. When was the last time you went
out with your friends?
Half an hour ago =D

20. When was the last time you said "i
love you"?
Few minutes ago. To your mom =D

21. When was the last time you read a
book?
Ages ago.

22. When was the last time you asked
for help?
Hmm. cant really remember

23. When was the last time you kissed
Kiss my mom or a HOT STEAMY KISS WITH MY EX??? lol just kidding.
neh i dont remember.

24. Do u easily get attracted to the
opposite sex?
DUH. If not i'd be homo wouldn't i?

25. Do u get jealous easily?
Neh.

26. Any people in-love with u right
now?.
I hope she's cute and sweet.

27. Want to get married?
Yeah.

28. last person u fell in-love with or
currently in love with?
She works in Orchard.

29. are u serious when it comes to
relationships?
Yeap.

30. Are you afraid of commitments?
Of course. Cant go looking at hot chicks when you have a girl ey?

31. Do actions speak louder than words?
We'll all be deaf by then.

32. How can u say that a person loves
you?
Oh i will know...i WILL know... =D

ilham26 @ 12:56 am
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Friday, January 26, 2007

I dont feel like posting any heavy material today so ill post about what i did =D

Went to play at the cage again with the guys. Well there's a different between the guys and the clan. But ill touch on that later.

No. ill continue this post tomorrow. BAD BAD STOMACH ACHE!

ilham26 @ 12:29 am
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Yay i stole another survey thingy from Carol. ENJOY =D

A - Age: I am 16 going on 17...u know that song...

B - Band listening to right now: Hearts Grow =D

C - Career: Im waiting for results...Maybe a pastry chef in the future maybe?

D - Drink or smoke: Drinking can kill your liver. hehehe. Smokin sheesha is goood!

E - Easiest person/s to talk to: Easiest? A lot. maybe..no no...A lot.

F - Favorite song/s at the moment: Stockholm Syndrome by Muse

G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Gummy bears. Can bite off the head and be happy.

J - Junk foods you like: CHOCOLATE. besides that all types except coconut flavoured and liqourice...

L - Longest car ride ever: Going from Dubai to Oman and back? or From Singapore to KL??

M - My favorite Sport/s: Footy =D

N - Number of relationships you've had: BGR? 6?5? i dont know...around there.

O - One wish you have: To live in the world of Naruto and get married to Temari LOLS.

P - Phobias: Absolutely no phobias.

Q - Favorite Quote: Serious/seriously.

R - Reason to smile: Liverpool beat those blue fuckers 2-0 =D

S- Song: what i'm listening to now? When It Started by The Strokes

T- Time you woke up: 10.30+

U - Unknown fact about you: I'm obsessed in making sure that the front door is locked at night.

V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: Lady's fingers. Pickles. Cauliflower.

W - Worst habit: I bathe late in the night?

X - X-rays you've had: Once when i cracked my forehead and another when i had back problems =D

Y- Yummy food/s: CHOCOLATE. DURIAN. ROTI KIRAI!!!!

Z- Zodiac sign: Gemini

Yay yay yay!

ilham26 @ 8:59 pm
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Its been 349818325471987294583 million years since i did a survey thingy. So here it goes.

001. Real Name – Muhammad Ilham
002. Nickname – Hamberg, Black Fuck, OT, oats, oatsman, otah, deedee (LOLS), chip
003. Single or taken – Single bebeh!
004. Zodiac Sign - Gemini
005. Male or Female - Male
006. Elementary School – heh?
007. Ipod – Does Itunes in my Rokr E1 count?
008. How many buddies on your list - buddies...buddies..200++
009. friendster name – Ham Burger
010. Hair Color – Black. Naturally.
012. Hair Long or Short – I look like a girl with my new haircut...
013. Eye Color - Brownish...
014. Are you health freak – If i can see my belly sticking out ill freak lol
015. Height - Short sia... 165++?
016. Do you have a crush on someone - Used to. now nope. She turned out to be a horney immature slut lol.
017. Do you like yourself - I sleep with myself every night lol.
018. Braces? - Neh. i love my teeth XD
019. Think you're awesome? – AWESOME.
020. Piercings – Nopes.
021. Tattoo – Never will.

Your 'Firsts'
022. Surgery - Hmmm. Xray count?
023. First piercing – No piercings :)
024. First best friend – Farhan
025. First Award – Bronze swimming award in K2 =D
026. First Sport You Joined – Swimming
027. First pet - a tank of small fish. all dead 5 mins later.
028. First vacation – Japan...was only a year old so...too young to remember
029. First Concert – K1.
030. First love – Ariel in the Little Mermaid.

Favorites
031. Favorite movie – Saving Private Ryan
032. Favorite tv show – NARUTO. And football of course
033. Color – No particular favourite...red?
034. Music – Indie.
035. Drink – Bundaberg's Ginger Beer
036. Body part not on the face – Mine? my lil bro LOL
037. Cartoon - Spongebob....if its anime then itll be TEMARI!!! I LOVE HER!
038. Favorite piece of clothing – Pants? cant go nowhere w/o them
039. Brand Of Clothing – Hmmm...Merc London?
040. What do you sleep with – My bolster and fav pillow =D
041. Favorite School – JINTAI. too bad its dead.
042. Favorite Animal(s) - Penguins and Persian Cats
043. Favorite Book – Artemis Fowl series
044. Favorite Magazine – FHM. MAXIM. LOL...im kidding....umm Cleo? hehehe

What am i doing now?
045. Eating – Pringles' SourCream & onion
046. I'm drinking – moisture
047. I'm about to - pray
048. Listening to – Hysteria by Muse
049. Waiting For – The cows to come home
050. Watching – lance replying my messages on msn
051. Wearing – a comfy white polo tee and spain football shorts. No underwear lol...airy ;)

Your Future
052. Want Kids - Yes yes. maybe when im 30+
053. Want to Get Married - Must leh. If not no happy hour...HAHAHA
054. Careers in Mind – World Class Pastry Chef yay!

Which is better with the Opposite Gender
055. Lips or Eyes - eyes
056. Hugs or Kisses - Kisses. Hot & Steamy ones. haha
057. Shorter or Taller - Definitely shorter. Paiseh you know if she were taller
058. Romantic or Spontaneous – Both =D
059. Nice stomach or nice arms – Nice stomach...No chicken wing arms lol
060. Sensitive or Loud - Both but more to the sensitive side. cant stand loud girls..
061. Hook-up or Relationship –Relationships.
062. Sweet or Caring – both
063. Trouble Maker or Hesitant - hesistant. Im supposed to be the trouble maker.

Have you ever
064. Kissed a Stranger – neh
065. Drank bubbles – yeap. i drank sand too.
067. Ran Away From Home – yes. but i came back 5 mins later. haha
068. Broken a bone – Does a crack in the forehead part of the skull count??
069. Got an X-ray - Twice. weeee
070. Broken Someone's Heart – I guess...was it suzie's or my crazy ex.
071. Turned Someone Down - Yeap.
072. Cried When Someone Died - I tried too...really did...but ddnt...
073. Cried at school - No. PAISEH LA.

Do You Believe In
074. God - yeap
075. Miracles - yeap
076. Love at first sight – Maybe?
077 Aliens - yeap
078. Magic – yeap. you know...bomohs and all
079. Heaven - yup
080. Santa Claus – nope.
081. Sex on the first date – if i could? LOL NO NEVER hahahaa
082. Kissing on the first date – ;)
083. Angels - yes. real ones.

YAY DONE! =D

ilham26 @ 12:42 am
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Sunday, January 21, 2007

These past few days has been a very happening period in my life. Let me tell you why...

It all started on Thursday with my haircut. I went to neXt at holland V which was recommended by my best friend lance. He said the service was good and the cut was even better so i decided to give it a try. Was very nervous at first as it was my first salon experience and with the place being so posh, i didn't feel so comfortable being a malay teen with messy hair coming into a place like that. haha.
Well the service person was nice, obviously. The place had a very, gothic look, with black being 90% of the colour there. Complete with, what do you call it, very gothic like furniture as ill put it. The look wasn't your typical salon look with the 360 turning able chairs and big alien helmet things.
Well it started with me saying what type of look i would like. I wanted a brit pop/indie look. Something like Nick Valensi from the strokes or that drummer guy from Muse. Ive been aiming for that look for a long time already. We'll the stylist. A senior stylist named Titus. Nice guy by the way. Said my hair was quite short for that look but he said he'll cut it anyway but added that i would look funny at first with my sides being short. When it has grown out it'll look nicer so i just said go ahead.
First i had my hair washed by his assistant. Well it wasn't just a wash, a massage was included and it was good! I could feel the tension in my back and neck muscles and yeah it was obviously painful at first but the good feelings will always come after the pain.
The stylist 'styled' (Cut is so old school) my hair like a pro. Well he was a pro la so thats his job anyway.
After the cut my friends said i look abit matrep-ish with the way he styled my hair so back home i decided to style it differently. You wont see me looking matrep-ish.
Ill have some photos uploaded soon =D.
Well not now coz i look like a pixie, fairy, skingirl, girl, obit, oblong, beatle gone wrong, etc, etc courtesy of my relatives and my MOM lol.

My parents returned home from Haji last night. Was at the airport till 3+ waiting to pick them up. Syukur alhamdullilah that they touched down safely and without any problems. They're now having a chat with my grandma in the hall while unpacking their stuffs. Ive got 2 jubas and maybe one BIG tasbih. YAY. =D

Oh and the "air zam-zam" was out of this world. We'll thats how holy water should taste like anyway...

Oh. AND THE MIGHTY REDS OF MERSEYSIDE AKA LIVERPOOL FC BEAT THE FUCKING CRAP OUT OF THOSE BLUE BASTARDS AKA CSKA LONDON. HEHEHEHEHHE.
YAY GO ON YOU MIGHTY REDS YEAH YNWA!!! =D
It was 2-0 =D

He loves it. I love it. YEAH LIVERPOOL ROXX!!
Dirk Kuyt. 18. WORLD CLASS STRIKER HELL YEAH!!!

ilham26 @ 12:42 pm
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

BILL! hahah.

Yesterday was like one of the best days of this holiday. Why? let me tell you.

It started off as a meeting of sorts for i have not seen carol in a long time, we planned a lepak-lepak session with lance and jas (well he came so yeah). At first i told Carol that girls, or women, should decide on the time so guys will know when exactly to arrive. Eg meeting time at 12, guys would come at 1 =D and gals would arrive at 1.10 so it would seem that the guys have been waiting an awfully long time for the other party. hehehe.
ALAS. I was the late one. Waking up at 10, i thought i could squeeze in a couple of naruto episodes and then go off at around 11.30? But due to my dilly dallying and the slow DL speeds, i ended up finishing watching NARUTO at 11.15. Bathing would take about 5 mins normal time but then i had to shave lol. (TMI).
Meeting points supposed to be at Holland V and i thought i was quite the familiar with the area as ive gone past that place like 19238918489123580284910840923148 times in my life. HAH. Unfortunately i missed the nearest bus stop there and ended up at some flyover going towards town. Lol. So i had to walk all the way back to holland V much to the humour of carol & the others.
They kept pestering me to blanja them brunch (breakfast+lunch) and after much pestering, i caved. We chose Delifrance bistro apart from swensens and BK as BK was...bla and swensens was ex. This is the good part. We just barged into the place, thinking it was the normal delifrance. Some waitress stood there wide-eyed (she was supposed to allocate us a place).
We were noisy, irritating, took a long time to order our food and we got that waitress scolded by some stupid old delifrance auntie la. I only ate the $2 dessert ordered as i was quite full after my Thai Tom Yam "ramen". LOL.

In the end. Due to our constant laughter and my inexperience in asking for the bill, i 'soot-sooted' to that lady waitress from just now and like practically shouted "BILL!" at her. After awhile i felt really bad so i wanted to apologize but she wasnt around. But i remembered that my friend worked there and i Smsed her to apologise for to that girl on my behalf. =D.

After that we went crazy in cold storage looking for snacks, bought bundaberg ginger beer, some sparkling apple juice, plastic cups (to lance's insistence), cookie dough, HALAL butter and chips. Oh and it was the first time i saw an ANGMOH MUSLIM. I mean a regular angmoh but in tudung la. I was like WOW for about 3 secs. After that i saw her daughter. I was WOW-ed for a further 5 secs. haha. Party was on at lance's temporary house. Guys playing wow, eating chips and drinking ginger beer while the girls in the kitchen BURNING cookies =D.
The day ended with us playing taiti and poker with lance's brother joining us. What luck he had with constant double pairs and 3-of-a-kinds.
My delifrance friend replied my text msg and she said that that waitress asked me to GO AND DIE. LOLS. It seemed that she was really pissed with our attitudes la so i apologized profusely and luckily that girl calmed down...or so from what my friend said. Well that is the last time i'd be going to that place. hehehe.

Lance's parents came home after that and made us dinner. I did not eat as i wasnt that hungry. So like around 10.30 we set off for home. I loved the lepak session and hope that theyll do one soon. haha. BUT no more holland V delifrance for me man.

Ok this pic is ugly. Chubby and pimply...anyone have photoshop?

hehehehe poker siao.

LOOK AT MY HAIR. ILL BE HAVING IT CUT THIS SAT. =(. but then itll grow back so ok =D

Today's mood : =(. sad.

Why sad? because ive reached the latest episode of naruto. And now while waiting for the new ones to come out, i feel something missing.
Well it pays to be patient so i will!!
Oh and i have been so addicted to this Jap band "Hearts Grow"...LOL at the freaky jap imagination.
Ive uploaded one of their songs, Road. Enjoy. =D.

ilham26 @ 11:16 pm
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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Now i know how my parents feel like taking care of us. Some people say that you will receive or feel the things you did to other people soon after and maybe this is what it feels like. Talking back, fighting, disobedience. I hate my fucking brothers attitude. I wish that i can beat him up and throw him out in the rain all cold. Lock the door and hear him beg. Seriously. Right now if my grandmother isnt living with us he would get it. Who the fuck do he think he is. I dont know who to turn to in this situation. Relatives call me vain, anal and whatever shit they call me but they dont realise that they are not the ones who'll be responsible if anything happens to my siblings.
I wont go further than this...but theres more.

I despise girls who keep saying that guys are stupid. Just because they've like been dumped by some guy it doesnt mean they must go all fuck guys. No wonder lesbian numbers are on the rise.
I view girls like these as pathetic. Clearly they do not think.

Maybe im just feeling very hateful and fucked up right now.

Hmm on a lighter note;

The 4E1 chalet was a complete success. From the chalet itself to the bbq. From the football to the sheesha. From some guys going drunk to us talking cock in a room. I am so happy it turned out good.

Heres the timeline.

Making chicken-reached chalet-football-start bbq- football- eat- smoke sheesha-smoke sheesha-smoke sheesha- eat- football- swim- sheesha-sheesha-tv-sheesha-chill out-sheesha-room bashing-roombashing- sheesha- eat- sheesha - some guys drank tequila and got all tipsy -talk cock- more talking cock- water bomb boonchin- water bomb war games- clean up - morning - football- swim- very fucking tired - checked out - fucking auntie shocked at state of chalet- felt like punching some fucking old man at the reception- reached pasir ris mrt- home sweet home.

=D

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VID PLEASE!!! =D

ilham26 @ 11:38 pm
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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Quoted from Jojo's Too little too late: "You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase"

Umm...WHICH GUY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD NOT LIKE JOJO???!!!

I havent been really blogging for awhile due to me being addicted to NARUTO!!! =D
I'm in love with Temari of the sand tribe XD.
Nara Shikamaru can fuck off =D.

On to my rambles.
I hate people who do not act their age. No its not to the being childish type but to the eg. I'm only 14 but then i act as though im like 20. I mean please, no one gives a shit if you want to act older. Some people (like me) would even mock you. Examples of these are dressing in older clothes when its not really in your age criteria. Speaking and talking as though the people around you are younger than you. Snobbish and thinking that you know everything thus making you the one to lead. For fuck's sake. Just because one has been to that place a couple of times, it doesnt mean that particular one can act as though he/she practically lives in it.

Another example is this. I went to pick up my lil sibs from school and saw all the little primary school kids rushing out of school like they've been released from prison. Well i have nothing against them. Playing, catching, pushing pulling around with their mates and having a good time. Its just that i saw this particular malay girl. If she's still in primary school, theres no doubt that she's only 11 or 12 years of age but the way she dresses, it looked like she thinks that she's some sort of "kakak-kakak". Dont get me wrong, its not her dressing that I am disgusted about. It was her facial expression. Looking around as if thinking that the bunch of kids around her are like childish brats who are not up to her status. Thinking that by dressing up (you could tell by her hairstyle and the bag she was carrying) like someone older bring her into another generation. I mean please girl, act your age man cause if you dont you'll regret it. No more playing block catching, hanging upside down on monkeybars and other crazy lil kid stuff.

Happy New Year everyone. For me, each time i say happy new year, the chinese new year would come into mind for some reason.
It feels very awkward and different to wake up everyday, schoolday, but to know that you do not need to go to school. Its just not the same. I have this urge to just wear my uniform and go to school. Hah. I must be very weird but by doing that for the past 10 years, it has really become a habit. The wait for my results is still ongoing. With only 1 and a half months left. Where would i end up in i dont know but its too little too late to worry.

And i seriously think that i need a girlfriend. Either that or I'm being desperate.
I love love...Moschino. =D

ilham26 @ 10:29 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.