Il Ham Mai Hum

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Working at Starbucks has shown me that...

Most Singaporean customers are assholes.
Different people have different smells.
Some people dont even know that starbucks coffee sells coffee.
The beverages and especially food are really overpriced.
More than half of the people who orders a cappuccino, doesn't even know what it is
and just orders it because it sounds cool.

Working at Starbucks has ALSO shown me that...

or rather, shown me the real working world.
Well, being so called aimed at.
Funny how they'd rather talk behind backs amongst each other
and not speak to the person involved.
Funny how they'd rather grumble and mumble
without even asking the person why or getting his reasons.
Honestly i don't know who you guys are, but i applaud your maturity.
Really.
Thank god for a couple of individuals who has clear and logic thinking.
And if you know who you are, i really respect you.
If you didn't know, we don't live in a world of mirrors.
Thus, we don't really see what you see of us.
There's a thing called informing, but funny how it took so long.
Thanks, to the person who did though. Respect for you.

The fridge. HAH. Now thats the shit.
To see, to conclude. To get upset over nothing.
Ludicrous.
Do you even see me munching away happily? Bring me 4 witnesses then i'd believe you.
And, if it makes you happy, i don't even plan on eating any of those anymore.
Marked out or un marked out.
For one thing, its not halal. For another, its not suci.
Oh call me picky, but id rather enjoy eating the fruits of the trees of the gardens in heaven rather than that almost frozen-solid starbucks scone that has been in there for god knows how long.

And all this camaraderie. This and that.
Maybe for you guys, it's much more.
But well for me, at the end of the day,
it's just a part time job.

And for the person who changed my name on the POS.
Please, give yourself an applause,
No no! A standing ovation! And many pats on the back. PLEASE!
It might all haha hehe to you.
But it just shows how immature you are.
And congratulations to you to have proven it in public.
I dare say it takes a lot of balls.

White wash. Yes! This place is squeaky clean!
No no fights, no quarrels, no bitching, no being a bitch and no being bitched at.
We're all fine and dandy.
Yes yes do please tear off those pages of that sole medium.
That sole medium that is used to broadcast all the 'fine and dandy' things.
Or are you just trying to hide things.
Such a shame.

And to think, that the youngest age at the place, is 18. Yes. My age.
Magnificent!

Haiz, melayu, melayu.

And if any of you reads this and aren't happy.
Please feel free,
to take it out on me.

Btw, thank you Sufiyan for the present. I really love it!
And it will really help me serve a deeply religious purpose.
Yes, your birthday's next week. And i promise to get something better for you,
dear cousin. =).

Speaking of being religious and stuff.
I find it ironically coincidental that with me going through this stage of
religious rejuvenation
that i was awarded the role of a priest, or minister, or the one that says those wedding lines.
Ironic coincidence...no?
hah.

ilham26 @ 11:38 pm
Crawls around your room
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Monday, June 23, 2008

A feeling, thought, inner belonging.
That you would want to forget, erase, eradicate.
Though, you would not want lose,
the feeling that keeps forging

itself onto your feelings
be it, the ceiling
to the floor
the amount that you adore.

Our time has past, though.
No time for neither grief
nor sorrow.
But only for a moment, brief.

Though the friendship forged is harder than stone.
Or rock, or metal or definitely bone.
Like platinum thread sown.
into a fabric of diamond stone.

So we will always be in communication
In static, stationary or in motion.
No fraud, no lies, no fabrication.
Just simple...conversations.

MATHS WAS GREAT YO.
THANKS ALOT SU!
YOU ARE A GENIUS!
I HOPE THAT BIG TIGHT HUG AND CHOCS WOULD SUFFICE!
COS I OWE YOU BIG TIME!
=D

And, i dont know how i can ever survive school without my dearly beloved...
BAATCHES! hah!
WE WONT BE SHUUUSHED haha.

Jumper!

Delirium - The Cast. =)

Okay Hanaffi aka GAYBOY looks so good here while i look like crapiolla.

HEHEHHEHEHEHE MAK CHICKS.

KIMCHI! KIMCHI!

The men of the BAATCH.

Group 1. I didn't mean to be so harsh on you guys just now. Really. I know that most of you did put in a lot of effort. But the efforts not enough. As your Senior/mentor i care about you guys and i dont want you to go through the avoidable crapshit that my batch went through just because we were'nt that serious. So i'm sorry but i do still beg of you to give your best.
Cos we'd so cream group 2's asses la. =D
IMAN DON'T CRY! haha.

ilham26 @ 11:53 pm
Crawls around your room
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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Shocked, really.

And to think, that ive been doing the right thing.
All these years.

Well.

Syukur Alhamdulillah.

That i know, the correction.
The right way to do it.

Err yeap.

Btw.

SORRY BAATCHES FOR MAKING YOU GUYS WALK FROM ORCHARD MRT TO THE BOTANICAL GARDENS!!!
BUT I HAD FUN!
LOVE ALL OF YOU LAAAA.

Never a dull moment =)

ilham26 @ 12:16 am
Crawls around your room
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Friday, June 20, 2008

Went out with the ex, or rather, was taught by her.
Really a good teacher she. I now understand.
Probability, Permutations, Combinations.
And i like it =).

Funny how we acted as though nothing happened.
As if it were all okay.
No underlying feelings, faults, grudges.
Though its not all a hundred percent.

I love the way we click.
And as i told you, you are my standard.
Still, things will never be the same again.
And it's just a waste of life, dwelling on past glories.

So much happiness, unexpectedness, all around.
Happening.
Am not complaining.
Definitely embracing.
Pictures from past happenings,

A new addition: Mimar 'Aalam (Iman?) =D

Lol kakna

Aww hello there

He's erm...long!

Mother and son

Feast your eyes little one

His shitting face. haha

BIRTHDAY PARTEY!

Erino!

Aka Malay Cave Ghost

And she's wearing anti rape pants

I look like

Freaking orang minyak

Orgasmic value

Rushing winds of time

KIMAK MUKE STOP IT SEH

Erin's ear is full of stuff

HEHE I LIKE THIS PIC

isaaaaa!

Jem, stop abusing her!

The chill pills

FUCKING ORANG MINYAK HITAM BANGLAH WAAAh

HELLO!!??? ABDUL WAHUB!???

Sprite it!

Craving for vampiry cupboardness.

Oh so you think its funny la?

Happiness all around yo.

He looks like some nepalese worker having a fag.

SMOKE MACHINE SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE MACHINE

Evening...ladies.

HAHA MATREP/MY IC FACE!

FUCK YOU FADLUL THATS MY SHIRT!

I love you guys, really.

Fail.

WHOA NO SHIT ITS CHOCOLATE!

ALL OF YOU.

The cake. of joy. and chocolate. and bits of peices of wax.

Our very own Abang Arab AKA SYED HAFIZ

Zayd mole

Kenneth aka Abg Piercing (no more Abg Tattoo)

Erm yeah and apparently he does know how to wear shoes.

Drinks, all around

Round, red faced happiness

Cock suckers.

HHAHAHAHA ISA FUCK YOU ISA OMG THAT FACE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Sakinah cupboard, vampire, lost in bugis and ended up at tong seng.

Allah selamatkan ismith ulam raja.

Fisheyed criminal.

Heh erm yeah decent yeah erm heh.

GRANDMA! WHAT BIG JUGS YOU HAVE!
ALL THE BETTER TO MILK YOU WITH MY DEAR.

Loves, every one of them.

Fadlul muke step.

Haha lol.

Okay enough already!

I...have no idea what the hell this is.

OMG POSTBOX! MISS SUNSHINE!..goes the typical minah.

FUCKING priceless reaction face sia.

GNARLY!

Diyana step sexy.

DEEPAK! HAHA BEST BRATHA.

Lepak with drama peeps!

Tailong.

Bloody read my msn convos la this girl.

Farah blackdick.

I look...so dark.

We're all waiting...and waiting...for her to think of what to say.

Fail.

Erm heh lepak benar.

WHERE DID I GO

Okay i hate my hair pleasethanks.

Iman's half faced.

Farah blackdick looks cramped.

Da la cukup la tu.

HORNY CAMEL.

I love twiggies.

Nadeen loves deep.

Julyha loves twiggies.

IMAN LOVES BIG BLACK DICKS.

Orgasmuch.

FOREVER ON THE FONE SIA.

Presenting...BLACKDICK!

Yes yes messes.

FARAH KENA SABO

Toothpaste on a condom. PRICELESS

LICK IT YEAH!

Fucking porn shit this one.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH BLOWJOB FACE

We are. disgusting.

OH GOD!. WHY!?

Mmmm..minty.

Ideen. muke maintain ah.

Them.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FARAH BLACKDICK!

ACT CUTE. hah

ACT PRETTY.

SHES ALWAYS HORNY LA THIS GIRL.

Boobzozzy

Weight lifting i see.

Girls will be girls.

Ideens enjoying himself alot there.

Fadluls a kambing boy.

The present.

MAgic box of wonders!

Shoe...hada. HAHAHAH

Happiness all around.

Happy birthday!

eeh step cute piece of shit.

FLAT HAIR PIECE OF SHIT

Fail. Much.

lovely ladies.

ELLY SAYS THANKS YAW!

ilham26 @ 11:46 am
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.