Il Ham Mai Hum

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Waking up to the takbir on the radio i realised that it is Hari Raya Aidil-Adha (Eid Al-Adha, Haji, Korban). Well i lied. I knew it will be that day. Going out to breath in the fresh smell of...EWW SMELL OF KAMBINGZZZ. Well i cant really be saying eww. They must be laughing at me i think. Well they're going straight to heaven anyways so well wishes to them :). Their meat, paid by the well to do people, will be given to the not-well-enough-to-do-their-thang people. The imam telling us the story behind this sacrificing ritual. Alas i fell asleep thanks to sleeping at 3 am the other night (football night ya'll). But i did sleep with a smile on my face due to the very rare 1-0 away win :D.

My Mummy's fam's side will be flocking over to my house this year due to the Dona staying over. How i wish my parents were here. But then they are way on another part of the world. The holiest part of the world IMO. Seeking good fortune and blessings. Thats equally as great for them too =). I HEARD THAT MY FATHER'S BALD. LOL!!!. I cant wait to see him. hahaha.

New year's resolutions:
Will not be the lazy arse clown i was this year.
Will start to exercise regularly (I think my arms are way too thin)
Will try to be a better brother to my siblings than before.
To curse the Gs more.
To curse the devil who is Bush.
To master the guitar.
To somehow fork out 450 mil pounds so i can overtake that dubai king and buy over liverpool =D.
To not be such an arse to my parents.
To keep my nice long hair.
Ok thats it.

Saddam Hussein was executed yesterday morning. Aww.
But then you may never know eh. Maybe he taubat-ed already.??

I think i like someone. But u wont know yet. I also dont know. Havent met her yet. LOLS!

BUT I STILL LOVE TEMARI FROM NARUTO FOR EVER EVER EVER!!!

ilham26 @ 11:23 am
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Thursday, December 28, 2006

I've been going to friendster a lot these days. Especially after weeks or months of neglecting it..(my poor child). The reason? I dont know. Boredom i suppose. Days of nothing to do will do weird things to your mind. My endless job search goes on but i may have to put it on hold for awhile due to the flu I've come down with. It's the weather some might say. But staying up till 4am, fighting my tiredness just to watch Battlestar Galactica and Naruto might have done some harm to my system. Oh and combined with the weather, it is no wonder.

I watched Scary Movie 3 last night and i really don't understand the criticism it received. I mean minus a lot of sex humour, it is still really funny. The one that deserves the criticism is the 4th movie. That was a total bore.

Theres nothing interesting to talk about these days.
Oh and can someone come up with brand new christmas carols?

Selamat Hari Raya Eid'il-Adha everyone! =D
Pssst...i dont see no sheep at the mosques...

ilham26 @ 12:11 pm
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

So today will be the day when * goes into the hostel. This is another reason why i hate the Gz so much man. I can't really tell you about his crime but its was so fucking minor and although he was guilty of it, HE SAVED A SOMEONE'S LIFE FOR GOD's SAKE! Things are not helped by his P.O. Some fucking bitch or succubus from hell. I dont know who the fuck she is trying to impress but she obviously had half her brain gone as she lacked any sense of sympathy. Fuck man she could even ask * why did he pull the guy's hair when he saved his life. WHAT SHIT QUESTION IS THAT MAN? I wanna save a guy's life so i think of which body part to pull? Oh so i should stand there and think " Oh i should pull the guy's balls so i would feel great and turn fucking gay for a change". Obviously she had no education whatsoever which had driven her to the point of asking such an outrageous question. Whatever happens, I told * to chill, serve his time and get this done and over with. Wishing or hoping harm to other people is a sin (i think) as only god can decide on one's outcome but i really hope that one day that SHE will be run down by a bus, break all her bones and such...But no one saved her life coz they were too busy thinking of which body part to pull....no no she wont die but unfortunately no amount of morphine could ease the pain. Then she will regret her STUPIDITY. That fucking bitch.

Yeah ive not been posting for quite some time. Ive been searching for a job but still in vain. There's a lot of job recommendations for me by friends but i prefer to take it easy. My aim, barrister. Unfortunately family support is not so....supportive. Always reminding me of my clumsyness ( im not pissed at that btw =) ). Yeah i do have broad flat long feet but hey that was how God made me. So coffeebean here i come!

A whole lot of things are happening this week. Abg Zul returning home, My parents going off for haj, Hanis & Fam off to Dubai, new maid (the previous one sucked), Granny staying over. Hectic but im getting used to it. The thing that worries me is IF my parents **** during their haj. When that question springs up, others would say "but if they **** during their haj, its an automatic one way ticket to heaven". Thing is, i would love for them to go to heaven but it will of course be a shock to know that your parents **** in a far away country. Preference would be that i *** before them or that they *** in their ***** bed with the whole family by their side. I cant predict the outcome la but i dont think its wrong to have preferences. Haiz (a modern sigh, one that's used by teens during emo moments but is seriously getting overused)(very malay-ish type of sigh). I will just wish them well and pray for their safety.

I miss my friends. I miss my school.
The other day i saw my school. JIN TAI SECONDARY SCHOOL. Other people may look down upon us but we also shared the same special bond during our secondary school years just like yours. SO what if it used to be a gangster school. So what the grades may not be up to standard or just nice year after year. But people overlook the ones that slog it out to make JinTai a name to be recognised (not for bad stuffs though). I went out with the lads the other day and we sat down at the coffee shop and talked about our school times. Damn it was great. From sec 1 orientation to sec 2 st john island camp. From the legendary thailand trip to Mdm Fong's surprise party. How i wish that i could return to the past. So i could really appreciate the events that happened. Well what can i do ey? Right now i could just wait for my exam results and see what future i have. But the thing that broke my heart when i saw the school building is the OBIT colour that it was painted in. Which crap architect or painter did they bring in?....shit.

I dreamt about someone last night ( OMG ITS NOT THAT TYPE OF DREAM MAN! YOU GUYS ARE SICK!). Someone i liked for almost my entire secondary years. A very nice dream la. Not to sound very emo but i really liked her and in the dream we were together. No not in the valleys of flowers and blossoms and white fluffy clouds and green green grass and the smell of pine and with me stroking her hair. Haha. It was just me and her walking down the pathway of some shopping center (modern scenario for you). Damn the feeling was great. I really remembered how to really love. Or like. Whatever. That feeling la. Ok?. It's been a long time since my hectic 'steady days'. Technically, Im a half nerd who may not get her but hey, its the ones you cant get who are the ones you want. Friends say i like her cause she's pretty. Others say she has a nice ass. Lol. But if i were only to like her looks, i would be crazy over many other girls by now. I know i may never get her. But if my cuz-in-lawz Abg Iman could do it (quite the nerd he was last time =P), maybe i can.
Too bad SHE turned lesbian.

Congratulations once again to Shahida, Citee, Nebular, Iffah, Naz, Safuan, Illy, Egg, Wanny, Tasha, WT? and the rest of the lot who passed their N levels and was promoted to Sec 5. You guys deserve it. Just dont throw it away. =D

If you want to see the dubai pics, go to this site : http://kikikakaeqa.multiply.com/
Too much pics to upload. Sorry. Enjoy ;)

Oh! I need someone to go job hunting with me. Any takers?

ilham26 @ 9:49 am
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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Ive just realised that my last post was on November 21st and Im sorry that Ive been keeping you guys in the dark....NOT!. C'mon man, Im on holiday. Well its quite unfair that ive got to go to Dubai and u guys didn't so ill share some of the things i do here with you guys. This is quite the cut+strip+shave+wax down version of what i would want to post when i get back to my lovely old PC at home. Reason being ; laptops gives me back aches, pictures would take a long time to load and that I'm practicaly not in for more than 12 hours in the house....ahem....enjoying myself outside la. =). But hey, lets talk about stuff.

No pics this time guys, I promise to upload them when i get back.

Week one:

Malls Malls and more Malls. Got to know around, where stuff are, drank chai and checked out the museum. Went to pray at this very BEAUTIFUL mosque. I have pictures....i think. =). Checking out Souks (markets). More malls after that. Went mad in a hypermart, found a cat on the beach and tried my first Shawarma (its like a kebab).

Week two:

Arrival of Mamee and Kakyan. Out first road trip to some beach far far away. A visit to a 500 year old mosque (very vintage). Met many nice new people, Uncle Sha and fam, Kak Za, Abg Zul, Uncle Siong and fam, Abg Ismail and fam, Abg Shafiq and fam. BBQ + footy on the beach. Went to another grand beautiful mosque. QuadBiking in Hatta. Our first trip into the desert. Prayer on the sand! Disturbed by desert Jinns. Mamee the Great Big Giant Green Pumpkin. Taste of Iranian food. MY FIRST SHEESHA!. Vomited after that coz i smoked too hard too much too fast. =P. But i loved every minute of it. Met Abg Kamal on the way. More Souk checking out. Jap dinner. Choked on wasabe. Dinner at Auntie Na's. More more more Sheesha =).

Week three:

Trip to Hatta Pools. Cold as hell. Helped 2 guys who were trapped. Swam in the cold water (not me man no way). Took pics. Chilled. Strummed the guitar abit. Started to rain. Went to the desert again for a camp fire. Was goin fine at first but then we were hit by a sand storm. Took almost 45 mins to repump the tires. Cold as hell. Trip to Ras Al Khaimah and OMAN!!! (MORE CHOPS IN PASSPORT!). Winding through mountain roads. Cold as hell. Raining heavily. BBQ beside the sea. Still cold as hell. Abg Zul brought Sheesha!!!. Everyone was drenched. Floods everywhere. Cold as hell. Dinner at PastaMania in Ras Al Khaimah. Iran was just on the other side of the river! 20 mins boat ride. Girls went shopping, Guys went to wash the car...HOW UNFAIR IS THAT? =P. Kak Na threatened us (even her husband) of bringing the PS2 along so we wont play when the girls went out cause we were supposed to meet them at Ibn. Battuta Mall. (Beautiful mall, more about it later on). Dinner at Tony Roma's at Ibn Battuta. Dinner at Noshi Noshi...asian cuisine. Wasn't impressed with the 30 Dirham ($14 sing) HorFun. Could get better horfun from the school canteen for 1 sing. Lazed around all day. Mamee and Kakyan's last sheesha session. Took mamee and Kakyan to the airport. Sent them off =).

My holiday's have not ended yet so stay tuned :) Sorry no pics....lazy la =P

ilham26 @ 12:59 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.