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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The day of yesterday.


First things first. She has boarded the great silver metal bird. It glides into the air and hopefully it'll land without a hitch. I want her to enjoy herself. This could be a blessing in disguise. I hope so. Allah please protect her in that land thats so remote from the safe borders of home.

Today has been the day of previous goings on. Went to school with them ladies Spent the whole day in school with them ladies. Went home with them ladies. School went by as per usual. Like any normal day before production. I didn't go for drama as I needed a rest. And to study of course. I miss days like these. But i do miss drama. And I will miss drama after next Wednesday.

Gone home to enjoy some rest. Eating a hot home cooked meal in like..AGES. Watching tv, torturing the siblings.

Time to go craaaaaaaaaaaaazyyyyyyy with friends!!!


I shot the sheriff. And now im running to save my freakin arse!!


Gays = A BIG NO NO...SYIDA YOU BETTER NOT TELL ME THE ENDING!!!


Ok erm whats up with thaaaaaaat??


Drama taught me weird facial expressions =)


Theres no I in TEAM. Theres also no I in FUCK. Theres a U though.
Okay i dont know what the HELL am i talking about =)

ilham26 @ 8:58 pm
Crawls around your room
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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Old school, new look, new management. No more old school.

I went to JINTAI (notice that I didn't say clementi woods) for their speech day thingy as I had to collect a prize for an English distinction. THEY HAD LIKE FREAKING NPCC cadets lined up across the bloody carpark and 2 little cute npcc cadets guarding the gate. LOL. I was like MORNING SIR MORNING MAAM.

I saw a few familiar faces. And when i proceeded into the canteen...BAAM! MORE LINED UP CADETS. But these were the scouts and student councilors (aka teacher's dogs). I was like...WHAT THE??!!

The speech by the new principal was BORING. She was like practically selling the school la. I mean who gives a shit? I want to see those sexy dancers already man come on.

What happened next was. Me meeting DA OLD GANG BITCH! Me getting scolded for my dressing and hair (ok la i changed and had my hair neated (i just created this word) ).

Mrs Ong : Ilham is it possible if you cut the back of your hair?

Me : You mean now?

Mrs Ong : Yes.

Me : You crazy ah? Im not in this bloody school any more man

I don't blame her. It was this male loser teacher who asked her to ask me coz he didnt have the balls to do so.

So it was tralalala and I received my prize ($20 borders voucher that my mom coped from me). But the funny part is that when i went out there was this big huge cheer from my friends ( I love you guys!) and the guest of honour was like " You have a lot of supporters i see" and i was like " Of course. Its me you know". HAHAHA!

After that there was the performances by the dancers. Indian dance ROCKS! Modern dance ROCKS! Malay dance....BORING SHIT.


Moms = bad photographers.


Ilham. What a circular head you have.
The better to...umm...ball you with my dear??


The GOH and me. We look damn cute.
Damn i DO have a big ass lolol.


A few days before that my class had their CS presentation. I was loud. REAL LOUD. Like practically shouting omg! I won't want to know the outcome!!
But after that we all took pictures! haha. The 4 girls looked stunning! Especially yana. HER SHOES!!! lolol. Syahira if you're reading this you also look great too okay =). So nice until our picture was spoiled (hmm whose camera was it?? =) )




The three stooges. HAHA


I think she looked better last monday.


Presenting Muhammad Yan Bin Stone.


Now who's that hottie in the blue shirt?? hmmm??


Roy stim.


They like to tell me to shut up =(.


U SEE LA THEY ALL SO SHORT SO CUTE UNTIL LIKE YOU WANT TO KICK.


I look like a noob.


I dont know what pose i was doing. Seriously.


Its either that Syahira's tall or Yana's short. Depends on how u look at it :)


Yana stim.


My 4 lovely ladies. Actually 2 la. One of them my lao pei and another, my mother.


Yana stim again.


I told you this pic was spoiled. Must be coz of my good looks =)


Aww sweet sweeet sweeet faaamillyyy...


Work mates back from the pub. =)
Aaron(yellow shirt) is secretly gay.


Im damn fuxin short.


I was tiptoeing on the tip of my toes. LITERALY


They're all going to club later. HAHA


Quoted from Aaron : "Chinesssseeee only" idiot. HAHA


Neera looks constipated.


LOL JOHNATHAN WTF WTF


This is the lecturer. SERIOUSLY. Mr IlHaaameeed. HAHAHA


U see how cute Mr IlHaaameeed looks. SO DAMN CUTE.


Mother and her child


Peiyi stim


Okay yes i DO have a circular head.


Chineesseeee boy.


ALAAA THIS PIC IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST LA SO DAMN CUTE HAHA!
And the round tree complements my head. HAHA


I miss someone. But you aren't who you think you are. =)

ilham26 @ 7:28 pm
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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Warning : Never go shopping with me.


5 words. I Shop like a girl. Not being chauvinistic but...I take a bloody long time to shop. Ask Kenneth and Sarah if you don't believe me.

Drama practice~~~4 hours at Causewaypoint~~~Irah's house.

Well I must say that Irah got MUCH MUCH slimmer than before. Good job on her for slimming down that fast (what is HER secret??). Suzie looks a wee bit different since the last time i saw her but the one that captured my attention was Allisa. She really looked very very different since. Well it might be because the last time i saw her was like eons ago.

Shit i dont really feel like typing much. Why oh why won't my mind let me write more stuffs?

I camwhored on my own inside the changing room though.

Take-a-peek-at-da-pics XD


This shirt's nice...


LOL whats with the pose??


Your hair dude..


HEHE i loike.


I LOOK FREAKING FAT LA IN THIS PIC SHIT!!!
Oh and i took this for syahira...CIRCULAR ties for CIRCULAR face. huhu. (yes i do have one okay?:P)

ilham26 @ 8:12 pm
Crawls around your room
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Thursday, July 19, 2007

I've got a new girlfriend and her name is Jasmine!!!

Why Jasmine? After my crush on Aladdin's Jasmine a few days ago...gosh Im so kental, but i figured that Jasmine is so nice! The name I mean. Oh and the cartoon protagonist too =).
Welcome to the family of my dearest beloved gadgetry!

PC - Pak Hitam
Hp - Furrberg
Laptop - Madina
You! - Jasmine! (I haven't the amp yet though).

What the hell am I blabbing about you ask?
Well first I would want to thank...FADLOL! THANK YOU FADLOL FOR SPOTTING IT SITTING RIGHT THERE AT $100 LESS THAN AT SWEELEE!! OMG OMG OMG I CANT HOLD IN MY EXCITEDNESS ANYMORE!!! IVE GOT AN ELECTRIC GUITAR PEOPLE OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its an Epiphone Les Paul Special 2. =D

YAY YAY.!!!!haha yes I AM going crazy and I have every right to be and so far, IVE WRITTEN MY FIRST SONG! It sound very The Strokes though BUT WHO CARES ITS MY FIRST SONG!

Well before the pictures, lets look on the future goings on in my life (by which thingy comes first order) :

Fadlul's gig+Shopping for formal wear
OOPP Project submission
CS project submission/presentation
One whole week of drama rehearsal
2 days of Emcee rehearsal
Dialog session (emcee)
PD project presentation
STAGE ARTS ANNUAL PRODUCTION!
Common tests - DF, CS
EXAMS!!! - JAVA(OOP), ComMaths, COS

CRAPIOOLAA!!!!

(now how do I fit in Go watch Hairy Pothead, Football and Go out with gf??)

OK PICTURES!


I knew it would take a long time to upload pics and its already 12am so..
I MADE A COLLARGEASDIFANJQ (i forgot how to spell it)


I hear someone spying on our lovey dovey time.


Getting fetishly high. =)


OH I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH!


Ah pure bliss with the trademark colgate smile (yes yes syahira i know).


Happynessmunchin!


She's NAKED!


Now she's wearing clothes..OH THOSE SEXY CLOTHES!


I LOVE YOU TOO (although I haven't named you)

ilham26 @ 11:44 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.

Il-ham-you:
I'm Ilham
And Lance loves ladies' shoes
Acting and Guitar is loved
Fadlul = Kambing boy
=D

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