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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

DAMNIT! Woke up so early this mornin to go to school and for what?!! to know that my paper starts at 1045. Shist. Well im at home right now with time to burn. You would wanna ask me to study but nah. Too late oredy. Hmm. My mom just scolded me. Ok so ill study =)

Im really getting close to someone now. Maybe after Os la. Now my crush is books. Crushed books. literaly. Oh and Hady Mirza won. which was expected la.
Well when he won my little sis...being little and all...said "yay malay". So i scolded her for being a feking racist. Told her off till she cried coz i cant stand racism and especially not from my siblings.

Ive been reading a book about Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. Really good. Im reading is coz i cant understand 1/2 of what is written in my religious class textbooks and had to rely on my uztaz's and uztazah's very detailed stories about him. Now i understand why those terrorists wanna fight so much with the promise of paradise for martyrs but i still dont understand why they wanna blow themselves up. So stupid. One way ticket to hell. But then is very interesting la the book. Which makes me think about the pope and his comments. Poor pope. lol.

Oh and shanny asked me to do this. Im not really into these kindda things but since she was nice enough to remember me ill do it =D

full name: Muhammad Ilham
name backwards: Mahli Dammahum
meaning of name: Inspiration. Idea??.
nick name: hamberg, black fuck, hammy, elmo, OT.
ohscreen name: Snailorio or Hamberg
place of birth: Land of the snails.
nationality: Snailarian.
current location: Home, room.
star sign: Gemini. the twins. or isit gays. i dont know.
religion: Islam =)
height: 164 when i last checked. but i think ive grown a bit
weight:50+ i think
shoe size: 10....godzilla feet
hair colour: Black with some brown strips
eye colour: dark brown. or a more lighter dark brown
who do you look like: hmmm....people? I LOVE THE STROKES!!!!
innie or outtie: innie
lefty or righty: Righty
gay,straight,bisexual,or others: Gayly straight bisexual. hah. Straight ler. I love the ladies =)
best friends: Lance. Jas. Saf. Mim....lance the best la
best friend you trust most: Lance
best friend of the opposite sex: Ikin but shes my cuz
best buddies: Lots. The one i said earlier, nan, laksa, shrek, sherl, ah seng, chee...lots and lots. OH forgot TASHA.
bf or gf: I hang with boys but prefer to chat with girls. Theyre very gossipy.
*crush*: Nyeaheahea. I call her boss.
parents: Foul Oats. lol.
enemy: Right now i dont think so. except the ones who gets on my nerves. Umm Eric coz he's my rival lol!! im just kidding
fav online guy: Lance
fav online girl: A lot but my fav now is. Eliza.
craziest friend: LANCE BY A LONG SHOT!
advise friend: Friend who gives u advice la not advise friend. what type of english is that. Hmm maybe Lance and tasha. but i give more advice to tasha.
loudest friend: Loudest eh. weelee la.
person you cry with: My GOD sistas!!!
any sistas: real sisters nope. god sistas ive got 5.
any bros: neh. oldest liao
any pets: 4 terrapines dead. uncountable number of fish dead. hamster dead.
any disease: Ive got food poisoning once. almost died i think. thats what my mom said.
pager: Old school sia. no way.
personal mobile no.: ya like i wanna tell
phone: 6-------
hp:9-------
lava lamp: i dont know why shanny said a caterpillar has one.
pool or hot tub: hot tub!!!
a car: lambourghini diablo SV or a mini cooper would do fine
your personality: talkative. cheerful. lame. :)
driving: 2 years time!!!
room: shares it with my 3 other sibs
what's missing: My epiphone or chord guitar with multiple pedals and wawa pedal. Amps and a place to jam.
school: JTSS future CWSS
bed: double decker bunk bed. i sleep on top :)
relationship with parents: members in the bunches. lol.
believe in yourself: um yeah
believe in love at frist sight : no la. nonsense. see the girl nice face but personality like fuck then for what.
good listener: yeah. i love to listen to stuff. eavesdropper.
get along with my parents: yes and no. depends on the situation
save email convos: uh nope
pray: yeap
believe in reincarnation : Afterlife yes. reincarnation?? dont think so
make fun of people : yes of course. eric esp. :)
like to talk on the phone: Prefer sms and msn but if someone important calls. usualy its...*beep*
want to get married: yeah. lol wanna haf sex. coz after marriage then can have sex. but not only about sex la. maybe after i find a stable job and enjoyed life a bit.
like to drive : Yes. i see that driving is so fun.
motion sickness : when my dad drives
eat stem of broccoli : yes i looooove broccoli. the assholes who dont like broccoli can go rot.
eat chicken with fork: Im much more of a hand person. nope.
dream in colour : yes!
role: role in life? as for now to make my parents proud la.
sleep with stuff animals: i have my fav kangaroo with her bling2 but i dont sleep with her coz that would be adultery. :)
next to you: to my left is my hp. to my right is the com's cpu.
on the walls of your room: THIS IS ANFIELD. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB. posters. I LOVE LFC!!!
on your mousepad: neh im using a white piece of paper
dream car : LAMBOURGHINI DIABLO SV!!!
dream date : Emma watson, Vanessa Anne hudgens, Kristen Bell or Hilary Duff.
dream honeymoon spot: under the covers!!! lol
dream husband or wife: one that doesnt fuck around and nag a lot.
bedtime : nowdays 11 or 12 but i wanna start sleepin at 10 again.
under your bed : my small bro's bed
single most important question: Will i fail my physics? yes.
bad time of the day: anytime.
your worst fear: when im shitting in the toilet and i suddenly teleport to the middle of a road junction....scary sio.
the weather is: hot and humid like everyday singapore.
time: 9.03 am
date: 27 of sep 2006
best trick did on someone: woke up my small bro at 11pm on april fools day and told him it was 6am and he had to go bathe. after he bathed he realised it was only 11+ then was fuming mad. Like he can do anithing to me like that. punch him 1 time he scared. lol im evil
theme song: Right now? Razorblade by The Strokes......I LOVE THE STROKES!!!
hardest thing about growing up: to be constantly reminded that u have to study
funniest experience: Few days before hari raya 2 years back i stepped on a tray of hot kueh tart and got my feet burned. im so clumsy...
scariest experience: Dont really know.
silliest thing you have ever said : i really dont know. ive said a lot of silly things before.
most desperate and funniest thing i have done to get the opposite sex : dude. u think i wanna say??
scariest thing while you are with your friends: not so sure
worst feeling: kena rejected lor.
best feeling in the world: hehehhehehehe.

Choose 6 people to do this:
1) lance
2) kude
3) pauline laohill
4) Faris
5) Kak Shisha
6) equat.

ilham26 @ 8:32 am
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Monday, September 25, 2006

Danger siol. A new catchphrase. But for now i must say sio only coz im fasting.
Ramadan is here! With its pros and cons of fasting, extra good fortune and the devils being tied up and thrown into sea. Yes this is Ramadan which will end with my annual income. =D

Its been a long time since i blogged. Partly because prelims were tiring me enough to unblog and partly because i was just plain lazy. A lot happened between these past few days. Most importantly the start of my prelims which was on thursday. Its still going fine though except for the bumps along the SS and EMath paper 2 papers. The rest are still goin fine =)

There are some random issues to point out.

Ive been speaking in a much more singlish manner than last time which is quite alarming coz as i was writing my english essays i kept putting lehs and lahs. Scary. My classmates would understand coz they know how the teacher is =). But she is an excellent teacher though.

LIVERPOOL got off their losing streak and have thrashed the jailbird cunts and tottenass cunts. OOhhh and Xabs scored the goal of the season. 70-60 yard stunner. Gotta feel sorry for the jailbird keeper though. Gabra like hell until he fell down.

Ok those are the issues.

During the last day before the start of the fasting month. I paid a random visit to my nenek's and this is what i recieved:

Freaky..i know. You can see his little jingle bells there. LOL!

More random pics coming your way :

Lance the man. He's addicted to pinchin guys' (not gals' la..siao ah?) nipples with 5cent coins nowadays. He calls them...brothers.

After terawih. Its been awhile my friend.

"Hanis puase!", or so he says....

This is cool. Cos its from a cat. I LOVE CATS!!! too bad my dad hates them. Spoil the burger je.

And then comes the first day of buke. I went to break-fast (or buke or buka puasa whichever suits you) at my nenek's (granny's for u un malay speaking pepol =) ). Although the main course for the day was laksa (the norm one not asam laksa), i ate mee siam coz i hate laksa for some reason. There were Burgerking burgers so i helped myself to some. I overate i think. Coz my stomach felt like bursting during terawih and i almost fell asleep (imam was slow..again).

Here are 2 pics of the buke session.

Kiddies breaking fast!

Hanis again. He calls us his customers lol! Here he is shouting loud into his mike.

Well first day of puase went well. Got through it easily. Season la. Been about 10 years since ive started. Hopefully for my bro we wont have the "otak-otak mystery" like last year =).

Oh and ive been goin out with this gal called ******. I knew her for a long time already from my religious class but the turning point came last friday when she asked me if we wanna go study2 at jurong. I wont go into detail of our outing coz it will be boring and mundane to you guys. But for personal experience, i got to know lots about her.

Thankfully shes NOT the typical malay gal type. I wont brand anyone. She doesnt over accesorise like most gals do nowadays (which i dont like). Her only accesory is this nice nike watch. She's crazy over skating and indie music such as THE STROKES ( I LOVE THEM!!!). Its great that we did have something in common to talk about. Shes cute, short and has nice hair. Cute and pretty i mean. Apparently she's quite popular with the guys around her from what ive seen. But shes still single (which is a miracle for a world infested with despo girls). Dont get me wrong. I respect girls as much as i respect myself but there are some who cross the line, including boys. But i talk about girls more coz im not gay =). She's a shy person who doesnt talk much. Well she does talk la but not as much as me considering that im a chatterbox. Oh and we share the same love for Long John Silvers (best fastfood outlet). So far im not attracted to her...yet. Which means i dont have any feelings for her...yet. lol. If it comes it will come naturaly and if it doesnt then it doesnt la. Friends turn out better than exs. Trust me. OH and she resembles horrifying like my 4th ex. U know...the one i labeled as crazy ( wont go into detail in case she reads my posts). But for the peeps who know yeah. But i can say that ****** is 10X better looking and better behaving than...the crazy one.

Ok here are her pics and i think this post is long enough so till next time....READ AND TAG!!!

Typical of gals nowdays. Hate it when someone takes their pic but then loves to camwhore by themselves.

Much desired cuteness. (my hp cam sux la. Shes very pretty u know)

ilham26 @ 4:21 pm
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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Whoa its been almost a week since i posted. The last time me posted was on the 5th anniversary of the WTC crash. Fuck bush and his comments la. Just wanna divert attention from his dick headed mess ups.

Ok ok. So the IMF & WB peeps are here and theyre really causing trouble to the citizens...well not them but the organisers. Close the roads la, police here and there la, double erp charge la. I mean theyre treating the delegates (who are mostly hated by the majority of asia for their big cock up last time) so well that theyre pushing the citizens behind. Well u must know this from the papers so i wont talk about it much.

Ok so my reason for not posting was that my com was being repaired. Im using a **** ******* ** then the "peeps" detected and then they disrupted my BIOS...Probs were also caused by unimaginable hacking of my system ala the hackers of the world, my stupidity in buying unadaptable 2X512 meg RAM that i put in and that my old graphics card's fan was spoilt. It was making this noisy grr grr sound each time i used the com and if the card heated up it will shut down...along with the com.

SO NOW!! ive got a new power outlet and graphics card which is slightly better than my old one. Many thanx, hugs and kisses to dear uncle micheal, i call him mickey mouse or mike while my bro calls him michelle, for going thru all the trouble to fix my com even if he's handicapped. I am in deep gratitude of his services. =D.

Next thurs is the start of my prelims and ive got to switch to mug overdrive. yeah.

SO read on pepol...TAG!!!

ilham26 @ 10:43 pm
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Monday, September 11, 2006

I changed my blogskin. Compliments to the maker coz this skin is wondefully cool. Fuckin sweet. Remember u must type hor. It makes the blog more fun.

ive got pictures!

Lets start with eqa's birdday. Eqa is my cuz and she turned 15 (baru nak dapat ic ke?). So us cuzzins and her mom went to Marina triangle to makan and watch The Devil Wears Prada which is a very very very good movie.

We had our dinner at Breeks. I had a grilled lamb thingy (thats what i call it). Absolutely wonderful. It was recomended and i was hungry. Fuck being fat man coz the taste was out of this world (at mars).

Well eqa got loads of EXPENSIVE presents. Most notably was a women's LIVERPOOL FC home jersey (the new adidas one). Im so jealous.

A sweeeet car. Mazda. Something for kude. Oooh colours!

My fat bro. Grilled lamb Thingy.

Are you sad? ---> MORE COLOURS!

Nothing special on sunday.

On to today. Met my friends again back in school. Sherly has this new hairstyle that makes her look much better than before. Shrek is still shrek, Nan is still like a tengkorak and Shahila keeps going to the beach. Lance and jas are still the same, so too are the rest of them. But i can notice the growing tension and stress among my class due to the upcoming exams. I disturbed eric like fuck as usual. I waved to jess infront of him and when she waved back his face turned red. hehehe. I saw her again! weeeeeee. happy like toad.

My shoes had mouths so i masking taped them up and drew faces.

Girl shoe. Who wanna kissy2? Boy shoe.

A couple! awwww.....

That is as weird as i can get.

We had physics prac that was ok i guess. No pics on that coz hps not allowed in.
Oh and we saw the angmohs play footy. funny seh. tonjol mania.

heres some random pics.

No wonder they call me black fuck. IM FUCKING DARK!

Random weird motor helmet look in jb =D

ilham26 @ 7:20 pm
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Saturday, September 09, 2006

Liverpool just lost to the motherfuckers.

No mood to blog.

ilham26 @ 11:18 pm
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Thursday, September 07, 2006

DONT FORGET TO READ THE MAIN POST BELOW! THIS IS THE PICS ONLY OK!!!

At Zouk.

Some band.
Disco ball.
Seventeen mag.
MUFFIN!!! YUM!

Big Screen thingy.
China Supporters (wanpatan or bastards)
Haris doin biznez
More China supporters BASTARDS!

FELLOW SINGAPORE SUPPORTERS WOOHOO!!!

Jess' candid emo face.
HELLO PANDA! cant live w/o it.

DONT FORGET TO READ THE MAIN POST BELOW! THIS IS THE PICS ONLY OK!!!

ilham26 @ 6:51 pm
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Zouk was great. In the morn me and some of the classgang went to SP for some course which was posponed. Assclowns. So we went to ginza for some CS. My nick was "Shivali make me horny' LOL dont ask. Oh and i totally creamed all of them except the last part where eric creamed us la.

After that i went to zouk with Naz and he's chinese friend (pretty siol), khai samurai, weelee and daniel (who both were dressed in greenday like outfits). The bouncers were nicer than we expected and it wasnt THAT crowded. We sat on the 2nd floor where we met Jas and friends, khalis, puvan, TK, Master Bate(tan) and many more. It was like a JTSS reunion but i knew we were all there to support Jayne.

For a long time i had been eyeing some cupcakes they served which was sponsored bye Mrs Fields (DEFO YUMMEH!). So i rushed and snatched too but while i was going up one of the crew members looked at me and shaked his head (paiseh!!). Weelee snatched one from me as expected so we munched away at the cupcakes that was to die for.

Ok this is getting long and to summarise it all up...I met Kude and friend who were laughing at me, Jayne won 75% of the prizes (4 prizes in total so she won 3 including the title). We all went home after that except Naz and his chio friend who went to makanz.

Fast forward to the next day. I went to school in the morning for some NYAA shit which i managed to make kamal do it for me (thnx mal). After that i accompanied Jas and Lance to the creative HQ so they can complain about their broken goods. Lance recieved a new one but Jas had to pay $200 smacks which is really fucked up la so we bailed the fucking place. Walked from there to jurong interchange via under mrt railwayline. Fun. Danger siol. HAHA. Ok and i made my ezlink after 3 months of excuses.

After that met up with the gang at 5 to go to Kallang stadium to watch Spore vs China. We were early but went in late thanx to Hariani but we cant blame her la coz of the jam. Atmosphere was great but not as great compared to the tiger cup final. Only the straight seats were used up. We sat near the China supporters area so we made up a lot of fuss. All the vulgarities and racial (directed to China China not chinese) slurs were thrown back and forth. Football wise Singapore's attack was like voiddeck football (suck like fuck). But thanx to Lionel Lewis, no goals were conceeded. I think he's good enough for the EPL top 4. GO TO LIVERPOOL!

There were some fights la which was normal for a football game but i dont think there was a serious one. I wished there was so i can punch some china supporters. hehehe.
After that some of us went to Esplanade and marina square to find food but all the shops were closed so we chowed home.

Ok fast forward to today. The whole afternoon i was studying with jess at ginza mac. 12-5 approx. She did most of the studying obviously while I ate, read the paper and lazed around. I did work too ok. Sufficient for 5 hours of sitting down. Before anyone says anything i wanna say theres nothin between us. Just friends out studying only. Im saying this coz theres alot of guys i know after her la. esp eric la. I scared he beat me up. He the damn gangster type la. Scary. HAHAHA.

OK this is way too long even for my standards. Ill post the pics in another post. READ AND TAG Y'ALL!

ilham26 @ 6:02 pm
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Its been awhile but im coming to terms that i have a huge ass and its up to you to judge if its hot lol.

Ok that your random thought of the day.

Its 6.55 am and im updating bloggeh here coz ill be too tired and lazy to update it later on in the day. I think ive been eating A LOT of junkfood these past few days. Macaroni and cheese, almost 7 packets of maggi, Chng tng and Mc Donalds.And my stomach is paying for it..damn..
Quite a number of things had happened during the past few days since i last updated. Dont worry lance ill keep it short. Ok the last entry was on friday soo...

Saturday = Just your same old brit council class in the afternoon but i sneaked out to my cuzzin's house coz its been a long time since ive been there. I dont know why my parents are so against me goin there. Yeah i know its quite far and its the exam season but i need company. Cant be stuck at home for so long. hmm so eqa was there to. We watched cartoons and laughed at mr bean. Plain but simple.

Sunday = I thought i cabot mad(madrasah or religious class) for the 4th time in a row
but there was no class this week so...phew.. But i think i got "balas-ed" for skipping as my footy team lost to a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds 13-1 LOL!!! OK i wont touch on this sub no more.

Monday = Had Chem and phy practical mock test. OK la i managed to do all the practical stuffs but when it came to the written part i was shite... After that we had played some footy. It was crazy btw. Im so gonna miss this after sec life. After that we went to eat desert...cold deserts such as chngtng, ice kacang etc etc. And surprisingly i went to study. Had a hard 2-3 hours of study and it proved effective as i covered 3 chem chaps and a few math Qs. Damn ive gotta do this more.

So today ill be going to sing poly at around 8 and zouk at around 8. My mom was ok with it yayness! OK guys read and tag

OH! and to honour the beloved Steve Irwin...Croc hunterrr croc files....guy. Please put turtle smileys in your nicks at your msn. He got stung terokly (fatal) by a stingray in the great barrier reef yesterday. =( im gonna miss him.

ilham26 @ 6:52 am
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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Sorry for the emonees for the past few days.

Well ill tell u why.

Life sucks here u know.

Yes i know o levels and education is important but we're not robots who need to study all the time u know.
I watched an Act3 play a few weeks ago and it reminded me of my long time passion to act. Well i dont think i have sufficient training in the past although some of my friends said i could act. Ive been thinking of joining Act3 after Os. Apart from that i would really love to be a great footballer, plying my trade at Anfield or the Santiago Bernabaeu but unfortunately i suck much at the sport that i love most.

Studies are fun but only in sufficient quantities. Adults say that too much fun is no fun but do they think that too much studies are so fun? That is one reason why growing up sucks.

I miss the old carefree days of hanging upsidedown on the monkeybar, dressing up in the rudies outfit and feeling good about myself (although i am nowhere near that cult now). I hope that my post sec years would be great.

My short term goals:
Get over the O levels shit.
Form a band.
Go to a saloon.
Follow Lance to that manicure thing that he's been longing for.

yeah.
OK so i would keep this post short so Lance would not get tired reading it.
Stay un emo!
Oh and my friend Meltee has lovely hair. Im jealous lol.

ilham26 @ 8:06 pm
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Friday, September 01, 2006

Well i was supposed to update last night but was too tired. yeah. So ill update today =D.

Yesterday's teacher's day celeb was by far the best teachers' day celeb ever. We had a personal class party for our class teachers, band's playing in the school corridors (although it was messed up by the stupidity of some who thought that a mike was not important. Fuckheads.), free food sponsored by the schools. The atmosphere is indescribable(i made this up) but it was better than best!. My class bought 2 cakes from primadeli,last minute planning, but unfortunately the better looking and (i think) better tasting one, picked by me, contained alcohol so i cant eat it. Saya oreng alim la. Besides that the celebrations were intense! I painted ah fong and ah choy's faces with cake. Wanted to do ah tan la but thought twice. scary. hehe. Played joga in the class, became superman on board a trolley, said hi to some angmoh gals next door, danced with mr tay (he'll put jacko the child sodomiser to shame).
But all that was ruined by the stupidity of monster. Fuck. After such an exhausting event she still wants the retest to be taken. Maybe thats y she doesnt have much fav students. Fucking monster. I wrote shit for the retest (i passed but i think i was told to retake the test coz i finished early?)

Ok that was yesterday.
Oh and i went online and chatted with her. Nice la but hey still sedih la. hehe.

Ok today panned out nicely. Went to prayer and all and after that went to play pool with the gang; jumat, zak, riz, aminudin(gangster...lol) and me. We went to telok blangah CC. i ddnt know where is that so they kept going in circles to confuse me. Im really rusty at my pool. Maybe because the last time i played was in june. hah. Once i was on a winning streak since the start but on my 3rd round i hit and sank 2 balls including the eight ball. sway sia.

After that we played winning 11 10 at the ps2 there. Screwed by zak but i won jumat and drew with riz. He's crazy over my cuzin. Wont tell who. Well after all that we proceeded to Queensway SC coz jup wanted to buy a game dvd. I saw, smelled, touched (wanted to lick but dirty la) the NEW ADIDAS LIVERPOOL FC HOME AND AWAY KIT. Omg omg omg im soo gonna buy both. Regardless of the carlsberg infront. aaaaah. Dreams. haha.
I'm planning to get 2 pairs of new shoes and a pair of boots la. I like my old boots but i want adidas boots. They're way cool. Went to the arcade after that for a couple of daytona games, got 3rd and last, and some punching game thingy (my punch like kunyang).

Well..aaafter all that fiq went home first then zal & riz went to dover so me and jup were left. He accompanied me to big book shop where we rounded the store countless of times to find my revision guides. Well no exciting stuff after that. but i bought a mac choc milkshake. yummeh!

So now im at home, half naked, typing with a headache and heavy eyes. Wanna finish watching the break up after this. Oh yeah, jup told me of this guy that he thinks is the one she likes. We'll that dashed my dreams coz im no match for him (coolness and lookness)....and maybe strength lol. He's my friend too. wish i was him though.

Ok read on pepol! dont forget to tag!

ilham26 @ 9:05 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.