Il Ham Mai Hum

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

DAMNIT! Woke up so early this mornin to go to school and for what?!! to know that my paper starts at 1045. Shist. Well im at home right now with time to burn. You would wanna ask me to study but nah. Too late oredy. Hmm. My mom just scolded me. Ok so ill study =)

Im really getting close to someone now. Maybe after Os la. Now my crush is books. Crushed books. literaly. Oh and Hady Mirza won. which was expected la.
Well when he won my little sis...being little and all...said "yay malay". So i scolded her for being a feking racist. Told her off till she cried coz i cant stand racism and especially not from my siblings.

Ive been reading a book about Nabi Muhammad s.a.w. Really good. Im reading is coz i cant understand 1/2 of what is written in my religious class textbooks and had to rely on my uztaz's and uztazah's very detailed stories about him. Now i understand why those terrorists wanna fight so much with the promise of paradise for martyrs but i still dont understand why they wanna blow themselves up. So stupid. One way ticket to hell. But then is very interesting la the book. Which makes me think about the pope and his comments. Poor pope. lol.

Oh and shanny asked me to do this. Im not really into these kindda things but since she was nice enough to remember me ill do it =D

full name: Muhammad Ilham
name backwards: Mahli Dammahum
meaning of name: Inspiration. Idea??.
nick name: hamberg, black fuck, hammy, elmo, OT.
ohscreen name: Snailorio or Hamberg
place of birth: Land of the snails.
nationality: Snailarian.
current location: Home, room.
star sign: Gemini. the twins. or isit gays. i dont know.
religion: Islam =)
height: 164 when i last checked. but i think ive grown a bit
weight:50+ i think
shoe size: 10....godzilla feet
hair colour: Black with some brown strips
eye colour: dark brown. or a more lighter dark brown
who do you look like: hmmm....people? I LOVE THE STROKES!!!!
innie or outtie: innie
lefty or righty: Righty
gay,straight,bisexual,or others: Gayly straight bisexual. hah. Straight ler. I love the ladies =)
best friends: Lance. Jas. Saf. Mim....lance the best la
best friend you trust most: Lance
best friend of the opposite sex: Ikin but shes my cuz
best buddies: Lots. The one i said earlier, nan, laksa, shrek, sherl, ah seng, chee...lots and lots. OH forgot TASHA.
bf or gf: I hang with boys but prefer to chat with girls. Theyre very gossipy.
*crush*: Nyeaheahea. I call her boss.
parents: Foul Oats. lol.
enemy: Right now i dont think so. except the ones who gets on my nerves. Umm Eric coz he's my rival lol!! im just kidding
fav online guy: Lance
fav online girl: A lot but my fav now is. Eliza.
craziest friend: LANCE BY A LONG SHOT!
advise friend: Friend who gives u advice la not advise friend. what type of english is that. Hmm maybe Lance and tasha. but i give more advice to tasha.
loudest friend: Loudest eh. weelee la.
person you cry with: My GOD sistas!!!
any sistas: real sisters nope. god sistas ive got 5.
any bros: neh. oldest liao
any pets: 4 terrapines dead. uncountable number of fish dead. hamster dead.
any disease: Ive got food poisoning once. almost died i think. thats what my mom said.
pager: Old school sia. no way.
personal mobile no.: ya like i wanna tell
phone: 6-------
hp:9-------
lava lamp: i dont know why shanny said a caterpillar has one.
pool or hot tub: hot tub!!!
a car: lambourghini diablo SV or a mini cooper would do fine
your personality: talkative. cheerful. lame. :)
driving: 2 years time!!!
room: shares it with my 3 other sibs
what's missing: My epiphone or chord guitar with multiple pedals and wawa pedal. Amps and a place to jam.
school: JTSS future CWSS
bed: double decker bunk bed. i sleep on top :)
relationship with parents: members in the bunches. lol.
believe in yourself: um yeah
believe in love at frist sight : no la. nonsense. see the girl nice face but personality like fuck then for what.
good listener: yeah. i love to listen to stuff. eavesdropper.
get along with my parents: yes and no. depends on the situation
save email convos: uh nope
pray: yeap
believe in reincarnation : Afterlife yes. reincarnation?? dont think so
make fun of people : yes of course. eric esp. :)
like to talk on the phone: Prefer sms and msn but if someone important calls. usualy its...*beep*
want to get married: yeah. lol wanna haf sex. coz after marriage then can have sex. but not only about sex la. maybe after i find a stable job and enjoyed life a bit.
like to drive : Yes. i see that driving is so fun.
motion sickness : when my dad drives
eat stem of broccoli : yes i looooove broccoli. the assholes who dont like broccoli can go rot.
eat chicken with fork: Im much more of a hand person. nope.
dream in colour : yes!
role: role in life? as for now to make my parents proud la.
sleep with stuff animals: i have my fav kangaroo with her bling2 but i dont sleep with her coz that would be adultery. :)
next to you: to my left is my hp. to my right is the com's cpu.
on the walls of your room: THIS IS ANFIELD. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB. posters. I LOVE LFC!!!
on your mousepad: neh im using a white piece of paper
dream car : LAMBOURGHINI DIABLO SV!!!
dream date : Emma watson, Vanessa Anne hudgens, Kristen Bell or Hilary Duff.
dream honeymoon spot: under the covers!!! lol
dream husband or wife: one that doesnt fuck around and nag a lot.
bedtime : nowdays 11 or 12 but i wanna start sleepin at 10 again.
under your bed : my small bro's bed
single most important question: Will i fail my physics? yes.
bad time of the day: anytime.
your worst fear: when im shitting in the toilet and i suddenly teleport to the middle of a road junction....scary sio.
the weather is: hot and humid like everyday singapore.
time: 9.03 am
date: 27 of sep 2006
best trick did on someone: woke up my small bro at 11pm on april fools day and told him it was 6am and he had to go bathe. after he bathed he realised it was only 11+ then was fuming mad. Like he can do anithing to me like that. punch him 1 time he scared. lol im evil
theme song: Right now? Razorblade by The Strokes......I LOVE THE STROKES!!!
hardest thing about growing up: to be constantly reminded that u have to study
funniest experience: Few days before hari raya 2 years back i stepped on a tray of hot kueh tart and got my feet burned. im so clumsy...
scariest experience: Dont really know.
silliest thing you have ever said : i really dont know. ive said a lot of silly things before.
most desperate and funniest thing i have done to get the opposite sex : dude. u think i wanna say??
scariest thing while you are with your friends: not so sure
worst feeling: kena rejected lor.
best feeling in the world: hehehhehehehe.

Choose 6 people to do this:
1) lance
2) kude
3) pauline laohill
4) Faris
5) Kak Shisha
6) equat.

ilham26 @ 8:32 am
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.