Il Ham Mai Hum

Monday, October 23, 2006

Ok imma tell this whole blog post in a series. No not parallel. hahahah. lame.

Lets start with the Grad Day/Nite.

The day started well. Nancy the idiot tricked me into thinking that there were lessons in school so i kanciong spider in the morn la. But my dad asked me to print some stuffs for my uncle so eventually i was 'late'. The guys had planned the very last footy session today in the morn but the fucked up teachers went to spoil it. First came ah fong la with her normal nagging. But she was quite right la that we should not waste time but it was really the last one and for 2 hours only what. Then came that cheeseman. He's fucking extra la. Just came and scolded us. Asshole. He never even brushes his teeth la. Hence the name cheeseman. Then Mr Kenny came (i respect him so ill put a Mr). We were tycotted by the teachers. The guys gave up and went to tanglin to play. hehehe. I ddnt coz i ddnt want to exhaust myself before the grad nite due to only 2 hours of sleep the previous night. So i and cheok and mal went to the lib to study. After that we went to impact to play some ps2 and proceeded back home to change.

Uniform groups were forced to wear their Full U but it had been ages since i wore mine. Suprisingly it fitted perfectly. I felt comfy too so that was good. We we'rent supposed to wear our badges coz some of us has more and we ddnt want unequalness. The whole ceremony was GREAT!!! We recieved our report books and some souveniors first, then we had to endure some speeches by the valaDICKtorians (lol sorry Nath) and some teachers esp from foo coz she was the most boring one. We sang songs, made a lot of noise and the brother clan went up to our nonsense again. hahaha. Took lotsa pics with...the ladies :P and had a great time. Ah Fong pinned the starshaped collar pins (designed by your's truly) to each of the 41 buggers in our class. haha. and at last there was the makan session down below. Food was great but the desert tasted like medicine. A truly memorable evening...

After that me and the guys saw ahseng and eric at impact playing ps2. Lol they're like fucking addicted la. And we joined them. haha. I bought this cool jap drink in a cool jap bottle which cost me 2.70. lol so much i know. After impact we all chowed home :)

From top to bottom: Me & Jess, Me & AhFong, Crashing a pic, Some of the Brader clan, Graduating me!, Eating with da ladies~~~, Class pic 1, class pic 2, the 5 monkeys and some random pic (look at Jas at the back lol)

The next day Kak Na and Abg Iman returned from dubai. As usual its a big event with loadsa stuff happening. I first met abg iman after friday prayers and he looked the same. No drastic changes in appearence. Same goes for kakna la. The day panned out really well. I went home to study abit then lazed around till buke and after terawih prayers we played PS2 and my auntie's. Winning 11 and Fifa 07 ruled the games being played coz we're all football freaks.

The next day we were off to JB. First to Leisure Farm to drop up some stuffs at Villa Madani (is that the name??) then after that the ladies wanted to go to their tailor-ess called Yali. nice name lol. They took soo long. U know la woman+clothes = long delays. well me too actually. lol. After that we went to Angsana mall in JB for some shopping. I bought my Baju kurung lelaki. RED in colour. very red. The "chinese" red, thats what my mom said. lol. I dont care. and guess what??? I BOUGHT MY LIVERPOOL FC HOME SHIRT! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I was like smiling all the way back home and izdi (my bro) was like sulking la coz he ddnt get to buy his arsenal rag of a shirt. lol. WHO CARES??? OMG. i so love my mom coz she provided the moolah of course. haha. It like fits perfectly and i look good in it too. incredible.....i love it!

Back, Collar, ADIDAS!

Climacool Tech, Some shiny cool thingy, ADIDAS!

ADIDAS Team-geist, LFC!!!!!, LFC & ADIDAS!!!

OMG ITS A BEAUTY! , Lol baju kafir lol, LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOL FC!

ok im goin siao...

After returning home, breaking fast of Maggi Asam Laksa and prayers, the guys went on to play the PS2 while the ladies went to watch sweet home alabama. I prefer legally blonde to that movie. ok that was random.

Today was another eventful day. One with lotsa kueh makin and fun. For some reason i woke up early started talking about sunnis and shiites with my cuzzins. lol. weird ey. I learned that most muslim asians are part of the ahli sunnah waljamaah group of the Sunni sect. so we talked and talked but after all the guys woke up we went to play the PS2 while the ladies started on teh Kueh tarts, cornflake kuehs and the "almond accident" which is a newly created kueh. haha. and guess what?? the latter was the nicest. lol.
I ddnt study at all today la coz i was so exhausted from yesterday. What i mainly did was sleep and play the PS2. hahaha. The ladies went to cut their hair. My lil sis had this bowl haircut which was nice la. just sayin. We all broke out fast with Pizza hut pizzas, lasagnes, garlic bread, chicken wings, kari with roti, kuehs, japanese cakes and umm...stuff. Very very heartening meal. haha. AND TML IS THE LAST DAY OF PUASA! yayness. after that is Hari raya and then its O levels. Spoil je...haha

Oh. theres a sad ending to all this. Liverpool lost 2-0 to the MANUREFUCKSAIJFNNWAEFINANSDIEAONFIJBNASEFIN::ANWIDNNAONDO"AOMWDPOMPEWDOANGFBNLG.
im angry and sad la. coz i wore my shirt. shit. No attacking at all. LUIS GARCIA SHOULD BE BURNED!!!! RAFA SHOULD BE BURNED!!!. ok dont burn xabs and agger coz they're my favs. I mean i could almost proclaim undying love for LFC but im fucking hell dissappointed with their run of form la. only 1 away win??? what the fuck sia.
Ok i guess this is too much for u guys to tank. esp lance. dickhead. hahah.
So please. read and tag peeps!

Is that a baby in a bag?, Cool jap drink, lol at the doughnut.

Im a warrior elf, SIMLEY, LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOL FC!

ilham26 @ 2:35 am
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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Baby come back!

Reason for my title? Vanessa Anne Hudgen's new single. Omg shes like so damn hot la. Can beat that lohan and duff hands down. But no one is as beautiful as that girl who played pearl harbour.
Hahaha. What a random thing to talk about in the morning. Chio actresses. lol.

Ok so the haze is like getting fucking worse these days. Stupid stupid tree burning indons. Haiz. Im nursing a sorethroat, my brother's having asthma and playing football is worse nowdays. Haze+fasting = can die early... Speaking of football, i wasted 2 hours of my life watching liverpool vs bordeaux (pronounced as "BODOH!") The way they played(lfc) was really like shit la. Not much attack and when they attack they cant sustain. Shit la. Luis garcia is like too small for the prem, zenden plays like he's high on drugs and xabs really cant shoot in the game for some reason. I hope they improve la for the match agains Manshitter coz i dont see them winning with that kind of play. Oh and no disrespect for bordeaux (irritating sia wanna keep spelling the word). They played worse. Like shit. I think they played worse than singapore. Lol. and they fall like kunyang like that. Goncang 10 times before playing the game la. idiot. AND I DDNT SEE SMICER??? WHERE WAS SMICER!!!. i miss him. haha. thnx to him we won it 5 times la.

Oh imma having my grad nite tonite. YAYNESS. Can see kude and the bookshop gang again, pauline the jp ah lian (self confessed) haha that lau. Wt not coming. =(. hahahahahha.
I dont know what will happen but we will get at collar pin that i designed =D. With some help from jess la...kpo that girl :P. I heard that uniform group peeps will be getting some award. I hope its cash. So i can use the cash to by my beloved electric guitar. zeng zeng zeng. lol. Then after that i can be The Stroke's third guitarist. HAHAHAHA. We're supposed to wear our full U. WTF sia. I mean like kentals oredy. Maybe Ill secretly wear the marksman badge. You must be proud of your achievements. Thus giving you the right to show off your reward. Lame!. haha.
Ill see what happens. For now its skool, study, football, home, bathe, skool, grad nite, free food, makan makan makan, go home, sleep.

Right now im listening to The Stroke's Someday. Beautiful beautiful song. haha.
Till then, when i have other issues to talk about, you just sit and read and tag. Chiow!

Vanessa Anne Hudgens is so H-O-T-T HOTT! Psssssssssss~~~~....

ilham26 @ 7:26 am
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Friday, October 13, 2006

Kudos to the maker of this skin and to Mr Brown. =D

Ive been mugging like crazy since i got to know my results. Coz im scared. Scared to shit ok. But i feel kindda good coz now i understand chem and phy more. I feel more comfortable doin some hard math Qs and etc etc. So i guess its kindda paying off. If i could pull up my combined humans and maths to A1, Eng to A2 (i was told i was an expected A1 lol) and my sciences to c5 or b4 each...I can fly already seh. 14 for my R4 is good enough. Teachers say im smart but lazy so lets put away the lazyness. Im regretting for lazing around for the past year coz i wont be in this position if i did. So now im mugging like hell and hoping to go to the course of my choice in poly. JC is a nono due to the advice and stories of others. so yeah.

YAY i contacted with Liza again. I knew her through this LFC forum and we've been chatting alot until a few months ago. Her com must have crashed or something but she was smart enough to email me. Recieved it 2 days ago and by then i had Myspace so i figured she had one and she did. She'll be buyin a new laptop. So after my Os maybe we can catch up on some stuff. Hmm. When i first knew her i was suspicious as usual la. Thought that she was some middle aged chee ko pek preying on little innocent gals and boys. me=little and innocent=my arse!!!
But i dont think web wolves would go to the extent of decorating their myspace with those glittery thingys and blogging about their trips to some place. So yeah im convinced.
(Liza if you're reading this...sorry mate but we all must be careful) =DDD

DAMNIT!. Dirk Kuyt is injured, Dudek banned for 3 games and Agger is out for 5 weeks. Omg how to tank liddat sia. So harap2 LFC will thrash Blackburn la. Bellamy hattrick. lol.

So i studied in the school lib from 11am-5pm today. Of course there are rest periods. I followed Azlina, Shabana and Emily to makan. I ddnt la coz i was fasting. They ordered from the malay stall(west coast food court). When the makcik came with the food, she put it infront of me. I quickly pushed it to emily's side of the table (she and bana was buying bubbletea). PAISEH siolz. I hope the makcik ddnt think that i wasnt fasting. Really very the paiseh.

So now im back home, shagged and hungry. Itll be apporx 30 mins time to breakfast. Lontong is the main dish tonite. Ok la lontong is great but i have yet to taste the new maid's cookin. Whatever she cooks will not be as great as my mom's or nenek's. But mom is working and nenek is old so must be thankful that i have food oredy.

Thats all peeps. Mai hum mai hum lol. TAG!

ilham26 @ 6:12 pm
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Friday, October 06, 2006

I have exactly a month left to my Os and my prelim results are shit. Except for E maths.

Eng c5
Emath b3
Chem c6
Phy d7
Malay c6
Combined humans a2

It sux la which means that my r4 is 22. Dont even mention about the r5 cause im not harbouring any thoughts of JC. Especially after these marks. Ive got to buck up now. I dont want to be seen next year in green shirts and brown pants and black shoes. All my friends will leave and although i may still have friends in the sec5 na stream things will never be the same.
My days are filled with study, sleep and eat. Well im fasting la so eating will be from 7pm-5am. Well its about 2 months only and if i slug it out now i would have more than 6 months of party. :)

Speaking about party. Its just an exaggeration of my oh so pathetic lifestyle. Im not trying to make u guys sympathise with me but i do lead a boring life. I dont go out much. Each time i see other peep's pics on their outings and such i tend to ask myself why am I not out there. Dont start about the Os please coz even when its not there i would still be in front of the com 24/7. Girlfriends and relationships are almost out of the picture as im just too fickle minded and choosey and the sad thing is that each time ill try to go for a girl ill get rejected. Lol relationship noob. I do care a significant much about this issue but i wont let it get in the way of my studies.

Friends that i hang out with i am thankfull for. The brother clan as i call it coz we were all brothered by lance (dont ask me how he does it). Its scary to think that in a few months time, i wont be able to come into class and say "Its ok, the Ilham is here." which will get an irritated response from the class which is funny, disturb weiboon from time to time. Laugh with the 4 gals in class that im close to. Actually im close to almost all the gals in class if not all. Sit with the clan under the tree during recess time and envision ourselves as hardcore ah sengs with the stacking of an unfortunate someone to top it off. Shouting AhFong to Ah Fong just to irritate her and make her explode (our teacher). Flying eagle or physics-sing Ah choy just to make her threaten us with a 5 hour detention package. I will certainly miss these and more when i get out.

Why isit that when i like someone, its so hard to talk to her but after getting over her its like so damn easy. Well maybe sometimes i over do it but hey, its really surprising. Ok this is random.

On to today's doings.

Normal schooling thursday for me. Had maths tution and i fell asleep while kakla was teaching. Lol. She was like talking algebra and stuff and i was....umm...ummm...zzz...ZZZ...then i woke up with ikin and her staring at me. Haha.
After that i was off to school for nite study. The reason im attending this nite study session is to hang out and at the same time get work done coz i cant really do that at home. I ate a Mc spicy for break-fast which was a bad choice due to the amount of gas it gave me. Kept burping la not farting. After some real good studying, me, lance, fred, jas and cheok went down to the toilets. We went into the ladies' as there were no ladies around. Took our picture through the mirror lol. For some reason its MUCH MUCH MUCH cleaner and nice smelling compared to the Gents'. Oh and no sharp smell of cigarette smoke. After having our fun, we went to the bottom left side of the parade square and just lay down, looking at the moon. The air was thick with haze though. Fucking slash and burn cunts. Fred showed us some nice vids but the 2nd one was quite noob. I wont go into detail.
After that we had our dinner at KFC. Cheesitto. Or whatever u spell it. It was nice. Full of cheese. yum =).

I seriously need someone to talk to now. Well coz im bored to shit. And i still think.......is attractive. lol.

ilham26 @ 12:51 am
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Sunday, October 01, 2006

Ok ok. First some confessions of a distraught liverpool fan:
WHAT THE FUCK WAS RAFA THINKING??? His rotation policy is bollocks. Bolton had what? 3-4 shots on target and scored 2 while the team got more then 10??? WHAT THE FUUUUCK!!!!
How to win the fucking prem like that sia?? Crouch on the bench after that stunner. what the hell is on his mind?? AND IM GONNA MUTILATE that assistant reff. PLUCK OUT HIS FUCKING EYES!!! HOW COULD THAT BE A BLOODY OUT OF THE BOX HANDLING? He surf to much porn he thinks then see a lot of ballls. SHIT LAAAAAA.

Ok. Sorry. Family & Friends dont try to add any insult coz im really pissed.
Ok chill man im fasting. ahem ahem.

Nothin much happened since i last posted. Coz i havent been to school so i spent the past 4 days slacking at home. 4 days. like 6 X 4 hours of wasted study time. Well i had a valid reason for it due to the over surging of pimples and eye bags due to the prelims. I was way beyond my comfort zone. hehe.
Lance said Mr Tay said i passed me maths me think. WOW. Thats good coz i failed during midyear. Failed as in failed below 50 la. Maybe i got a 3?? that would be coool. He got either A1 or A2...smart bastard. lol.
Fasting's been ok. Seasoned for 10-9 years? lol so long. My mom finally solved last year's Otah2 mystery which i think ive already posted about. hmmm. Like i said. Nothing much happened.

Oh i had a nice long chat with Nadya de Orangeey. Nice to hear from her after a long time. She got 19 for her R5 and 16 for her R4 for her prelims which is great and that means she qualifies for the 3 month JC course. Too bad i have no hope in joining her coz i have no confidence whatsoever in getting those marks...maybe ill get it? ill never know. But i will know tml!

O levels in 1 months time. Gotta start mugging hard. Im already mugging. but not hard enough.
No more com...maybe. No more TV...except little britain at 10pm on tuesdays on Arts central :). No more street soccer...for the time being. No more books...neh. No more liverpool....NO WAY MAN!.

Well. Tag. =)

ilham26 @ 5:28 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.