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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

ilham26 @ 1:17 pm
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Monday, November 13, 2006

Its great to know that you have recognition or rather, that you know people, dear cousins, friends and some people who do not like to reveal themselves (hello someone and anonymous), find time to read your near crap postings and still comment that they are bearable enough to be read and understood :). Well ok I will try to have confidence with what i write and it does put a smile on my face that people read it. Studies show that on average, the people who read individual blogs are mostly their parents and its ironic that for me, my parents are the last people that i want my posts to be read from. So yeah. Count me lucky to be having much more people read my posts apart from my parents :)

When i think malay youths the first thing that comes to my mind are Matreps. Matrep for people who dont know them are a term given to malay youth hooligans who has a lousy sense of dressing, looks weird and should be blasted off the face of the earth. You could say that the cause for them to become like this is because of broken families? Nah. They live by smoking, drinking, premarital sex, loitering around, walking aimlessly with their arms swinging like idiotic birds, claiming that this this territory is theirs and beating people up like they're the freaking mafia. These people gives a bad impression to the malay society. Maybe they just need help and i do welcome and am thankfull of the ones who are willing to change but i do wonder when will the day come when u do not see even one of those fools around. I will be a happy person =).
Why suddenly say this? no reason. =D. Or maybe that i almost became one and ironicly, being beaten up by them (it was like ages ago dont worry) made me see the light. haha.

And the result was 3-0. To ARSEnal. FUCK. Well i dont use that word much here but i think this scenario deserves just that. It is sad to see the club you love failing time and again to try to beat top teams while that particular team happens to be the most decorated English club ever. When the 2nd goal went in i was like freck it (why use freck? ill tell you soon). I will keep supporting the club soon but i bloody hell think its time that the club gets an investor, cash and world class players that it has been lacking of.see And fuck Hyppia please. He suck and is old so i hope its either retirement for him or be shipped off to another club. But please, you will never walk alone =D.

Ikin, my dear cousin, has introduced me to another brilliant series called Battlestar Galactica. Well it's a remake of the old Battlestar Galactica and I am so glad that it was. With awesome acting, special effects, storyline, and the ever present use of "FRECK" instead of "FUCK", it is a Sci-fi fanatic's dream series. Well i was a sci-fi fanatic once but these things get forgotten when you grow up. Only a few years ago i was whizzing through space in a whatevercalled spacecraft in the game Freespace or wondering around shooting little midget aliens in Halo but fanaticism goes with age and my sci-fi addiction was no exception. But seriously, you have got to watch this as it is absolutely brilliant. A 10 out of 5 i would give it if i were a well known critic.

Since today is monday, this will mean that there are four more days to the end of my O level exams. That's the good news. The bad news is that these four days will be the four last days of my secondary school life. I will not dwell on the thought of repeating so i will not take it into consideration. I am starting to miss my friends and teachers and everday school life. I was a rebel in my first two years as usual. Thought that i was bigger than the system. I would fight, argue, curse and use vulgarities upon my fellow teachers for no apperent reason. I thought that i was fighting for freedom and injustice (sounds like your average Bush speech) but in actual fact there was no cause. I did not realise how much the teachers cared about me or us (my classmates) until this year. I even got a call from MissTan wishing me all the best and that she'll be praying for me. Either that she sees me as a 'gone case' student or that she really does care about her students. I will go with the latter thank you. I will miss my friends especially. Going into the 'noisiest 4e1 class in Jintai's history' or so MOST teachers say, disturbing WeiBoon with my everlasting nonsense and in turn, enduring her very much worse and lame jokes (SORRY BOON!). Hanging with the gang during recess, carrying one unfortunate soul and piling up on top of him at the end of it, the countless football sessions after school or during PE session, getting yelled at by Mdm Fong for no apparent reason (well usualy there is but...but..=D ) and more. It will all end on Friday. Its a sad moment.

Well yeah all this and I will be going to Dubai on friday! Riding camels, land rovers across the sundried sandy dunes, belly dancing with exotic hot arab ladies, smoking the shisha till i achieve the point of 'high', indulge myself in the heavy amount of beef delicacies offered there and will be shopping and shopping and shopping. Yay. But it comes with a catch though. I must endure the endless torture and torment of my dear cousin Eqa. She's a witch in disguise so beware. No not the harrypotter type. Speaking of that, I WANT TO MEET CHO CHANG! Chinese ladies with european accents are my thing. Lol. So please continue reading from here and maybe you'll see my name on a magazine or newspaper sometime in the future :). Journalist lah....

Oh and tag please. Sorry for the long post LANCE. =D

ilham26 @ 9:07 pm
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Saturday, November 11, 2006

I love this song. What song? I'll tell you in a moment.
Usually most people will copy-paste the lyrics of a song they like and most of the time, the songs would be about love, heartbrake, attraction, mushy mushy stuff that i really do hate to read and thats why if whichever friend of mine who wants me to visit his/her blog and read the contents there, please dont put any mushy mushy song lyrics. =D

This song is about sleeping with a girl. Lol. I love Albert Hammond Jr. Well Im not gay but i do love his songs and especially this one.

Courtesy of Lyricsmania for the lyrics.

Call An Ambulance by Albert Hammond Jr. lyrics

Artist: Albert Hammond Jr.
Album: Yours To Keep
Year: 2006
Title: Call An Ambulance

Once I was told
That a boy caught a cold
And he left to go home to get some sleep instead

His baby stayed where she was
I go talk to her 'cause
I wanna sleep with her

And you will only hold me
If I will never tell you it would end
And you will never have me
Cause you were only wanting to be friends
And you will always hold out till he gave out

Now that his back
I'm afraid that you go back to his bed
Where I know he try to keep you

Well I'm well aware of what she does
She won't leave me because I sleep with her

And you will only hold me
If I will never tell you it would end
And you will never have me
Cause you were only wanting to be friends
And you will always hold out till he gave out

The song will be played on my blog so please. Sing-along =D.

Ok for today's post. I really feel happy with what i did for math. Although it is confirmed that 10 marks will be gone due to skipped questions, 90 marks max is better than nothing. And maybe, just maybe, i answered the rest of the questions correctly. 90 marks for my O level mathematics paper 2? Fat hope. But theres still a hope there =D.
Oh and of course, the usual footy session with the lads. I brought my nike shoes with me today as my adidas ones are terribly hungry (holes at the front u know) and i think my shoes may be blessed or something cause i scored a hattrick. Yeah unbelieveable but true. Today is such a happy day =D.

Nothing much to write today though.

ilham26 @ 3:06 am
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Freaky gay moment. OT & Hang Jubo. =D
I do look ugly in this pic...oh well...

Being played in the arse.

I was feeling cold. lol.

What the feck??

Khai kerenteng.

Soo-yeng-kee

Hang Jubo. =D

Su and Hang Jubo.

Ah Fiq. lol.

Chinese New Year...anyone?

Gay. Nuff said. lol.

Faizal. Dont know what to describe him.

Mortal Konek 1. ( The Beginning)

Came Whores Us.

What the feck???

Only a small group of us left.

Same colour. Gay moment. Lol.

ilham26 @ 11:23 pm
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SINGLISH GALORE!

So the english paper is over. Yes i can start with my over excessive use of singlish now. But maybe i wont use it that much and i feel very comfortable with normal spoken/written english. hehe.

Lets try out singlish. But Im not a very good singlish writer. la. So spare me your comments.
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Wah jus now finis the eng paper damn happy siol. I like come skool so damn scared la coz nervous mah. Then see all my fren happy happy like nabeh cheebye like that sia. so i sit down quiet quiet go study format la. I write down in book one la coz i lost my bloody paper Ah Tan give one. Lucky no Ah Tan there sia if not she sure ask hows the paper one.

Paper 1 ok ok la. Damn happy with wat i write la. I tok about some nonsense holiday one. They ask if i need holiday or not i say of course la. Must sit thru all the nonsense the whole year then hear the nag nag nag of teacher one can die la. So i write that then i say i want to work during holi so i can get extra money for icecream la. Haiigen daz one damn shiok. So i talk all the cock la. Jus jam in all the nonsense i think one.

Paper 2 ok ok la can say easier than prelim. I go write like robot sia. write write write no expression one. just go write. hah. Then i see juff all like stress then i say to my head y i not stress. Must stress leh. no stress no shyok one.

So after paper we all stress so play soccer abit la. Drizziling sommor so slippery abit la. hard to run coz scared fall then injured then jailat la for next paper. but i still play then like damn fun la coz long time never play until happy one. i score one but like steal ball one la. just stand there tap in goal oredy. after dat we all go makan at Sfamily restront. near near sakura one but no GST so save $ la. I makan fried cockle kway tiao. Mai ham la. I eat ah then bite then all the what nonsense juice come out taste like shit but still nice la. So i makan makan until damn full then go home.
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Ok so thats the extent of my Singlish. Its been a while since ive used it so im not so fluent in my writing but i can really talk singlish. Althought MOE is trying , in vain, to make students speak better english, i really do feel that Singlish is part of the Singaporean culture and that it will can never be replaced nor substituted with other languages. It is one language created by the combination of malay, hokkien, tamil and very very very broken english so we must be proud of it :D

But i dont understand one thing. Why do we, asians, have to try so hard to pronounce english words in their correct pronunciation but Angmohs can just pronounce Asian words in their own way. Example, Durian ( its DU-RY-AAAAN not DU-RY-EEEEN). Or Orang Hutan (Or-AANG Who - TAAAN not Tan as in Suntan). I do feel that we need to be respected through the correct pronunciation of our own words just as we respect Angmohs by trying so hard to pronounce their words correctly. =D

Got me peeps?

ilham26 @ 6:49 pm
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Its fascinating to see how guys would react with an attractive girl around them. Well me being me and being me is to like to observe people. No im not the staring at you with my zombie eyes type of observant but i do like to observe people. Behaviour, reactions, etc, etc you get the picture. Well the scenario is this : I have this lady friend J. She's quite attractive. Looks wise, well she is good looking but not in the grabbing your attention type of hot. Her attractiveness comes from her behaviour. Sweet and charming or so it seems. And to see her sitting down with a lot of guys around her, laughing when she laughs, really trying to touch (i know its sick) her at every opportunity whether its a pat on the back or stroking her hair. It may seem like a friendly gesture to other people but once under scrutiny, the sad awful truth will appear. Oh no theres absolutely nothing wrong with this, especially when the lady friend is basking in the attention. But it does make you wonder that Women do have control over man in psychological and social terms. Especially if they have looks.

Go on and blab about looks not being a factor in love or true feelings but hey, one will always notice thy hot one first. So count your lucky stars if you have the looks as you do gain and advantage over the other so called 'unlucky ones' but its up to one to interpret their own view on good looks.

Another issue to raise is the Superstition. Me? Im anti superstition. Touch wood? im touching it and nothing happens. Lucky charm? Nonsense. Broke a mirror? replace it. Walked under any ladders recently? the only thing unlucky about that is if the ladder snaps and topple on you.
For me superstition is the idiot's way of describing things that does not go their way. Another scenario : Going on my hari raya rounds with the lads...and some laddies and they said not to take a picture of three people in it at night as one of them would surely die soon. ONE it sounds like nonsense, TWO hello?????? are they stupid enough to believe that?, THREE its sad as theyre all muslims and Islam teaches us not to believe in superstition. If you're going to die, only god knows when. Theres no sign.

So yeah. Disagree and slam me if you want but dont ever ask me to believe in superstition.

Touch wood. Lol. =D

Oh and my english paper is tomorrow...

ilham26 @ 6:04 pm
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Monday, November 06, 2006

First i would like to thank Monster her spottingness. As i said in the previous post i'll be having my Emath 1 paper and my Government Propaganda paper today. Well maybe the usual singaporean kiasuism got the better of her abit cause she asked us to spot like up to 7 chapters but her 3 of those 7 came out. But i only studies 2 of those 3 which was Northern Ireland and Merger and Separation of singapore(this chap bloody one sided la eh PROPAGANDA!!!). Im glad ive got this paper over and done with coz too much propaganda can spoil your thinking. Yes i may not like malaysia but hey singapore cant always be right mah. Must be open minded a lil. Hmm. So i chionged all the way till the last minute. Managed to finish everything including my summary. =D

Math on the other hand was weak. I managed to do like 80+% of the questions? i left out 11 questions which totalled up to 12 marks. Plus 2 marks as my answers on 2 bearing questions were left out without its 0 in front. Eg 20 degrees bearing must be written as 020 degrees. Shit. 14 marks down the drain which leaves me to 66. My aim is at least 60 so i could get around 75% for that particular paper? Im sad but crying over spilt teh tarik won't solve anything. What i should do now is concentrate on my math paper 2 and make sure i get at least 90/100 for that. Impossible it may seem but it is achievable.

Ok so after the paper had a footy session with the lads. King kenny gave us a 45 mins curfew but we stretched it till an hour. I almost sprained my ankle but thank god i ddnt. Im very injury prone due to my flat and wide feet but hey. No pain no gain. What gain? i dont know. But its fun to play football =D

Irah looked so pale today, I saved Kamal's ass with a compass, Nurul is a fucking attention seeker and Lance being Lance was Lance as usual cause he's Lance. And Jasden scored 2 wicked goals. I WANT HIS FEET!
ok thats all.

OH AND THANK YOU SO MUCH MONSTER! aka mrs gill...hehehe.

ilham26 @ 5:46 pm
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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Ok i just need to let this out. I wont deny being scared to shit about my papers tomorrow cause Im really scared to shit. Oh and please dont start on me wasting time posting right now when i should be revising cause i have revised and Im taking a break. Im quite confident about my 2 papers tomorrow which are the Social Studies Aka Government Propaganda paper and my Emath paper 1. I can excell in both ,i know that, but hey, exam jitters can do serious stuff to your confidence. If it was my EndOfYear exams i'll be like tralalalala all the way cause i dont see the point of who would be getting the higher class position but these are the Os man. Lol. Os man. Osman. Othman. lol.
ok sorry.

We'll yeah. But hey. I must get it done and over with. Then i can enjoy my 2 weeks in Dubai if all goes well. Ill be missing my friends of course. But enough with my personal ramblings.

Liverpool FC won 2-0 but in actual fact it was a pretty if not boring game. I do not understand the media's criticism of yesterday's game as Reading was obviously playing a very very defensive game and to win 2-0 against 5 defenders plus 4 midfielders playing defense should earn praises not criticism. We'll im very one sided on this matter so i may be unrealiable to a great extent. Lol too much SS already.

Oh and i scrapped my plans for a hari raya post. Why? Because its the same as every year. Wake up, mosque, eat, house, eat, house, eat, house...CASH. lol. Pictures will come sooner or later. Ill have to get my Os over and done with first. =D

Its official. Ive been single for a year already. But memories do linger from the 1 1/2 years of flings and steadies and scandals. Lol. I still wonder how i managed to pull out 6 steads from the hat in a period of a year. Wonder boy or play boy. Take your pic but i wont care. Ive matured from that path. Curiousity was my catalyst during that time and now I want to look for one long term one. You know. Coz i keep seeing my cousins with their spouses and special ones and i keep thinking. I want some of that. HAHAHA.

Well im just 16 and the night is still young. And right now the only items of adoration and knoodleness would be my books and notes.

Hmm. I have nothing else to say here. I would be posting about my papers for these two whole weeks so stay tuned. And tag please! tagging is a dying art. hehehe.

Oh notice that im trying so hard to refrain myself from using any singlish. Hehe. English exams are on this coming wed and i need to find my english mojo in time and now is the time to start.

ilham26 @ 6:45 pm
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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Exams are next week man. Im in no mood to post but hey just to let u guys know. After my paper insyaallah ill be goin to Dubai! weee. But before that there'll be a long long football session after my paper. My heart will break man if i dont get the points i want. Well ok then till after the 17th!

ilham26 @ 6:18 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.