Il Ham Mai Hum

Saturday, March 31, 2007

The day of the birth of the greatest man on earth. Mawlid an-Nabi.

12 Rabiul Awal. The birth of Prophet Muhammad (s.a.w, p.b.u.h).

How we wish that you were still here in these dark times for Islam.

ilham26 @ 7:53 am
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Dreams, how weird are, the messages they bring across.

Dreams can come in many weird forms, shapes and sizes. No I'm not talking about dreams as in if you dream you can achieve bla bla bla. I'm talking about real dreams. Dreams that you dream of in the night. That takes you into a virtual realm of undo-able events. What I think is that dreams can be affected by recent events, past horrors that you have kept lock inside that thick skull of yours, absolutely nothing and for guys...you know...ahem ahem =). That is the fun thing about it...the absolutely nothing part...not the for guys only part. =D

Just quite sometime ago I dreamt about going to watch Harry Potter with her. Why Harry Potter and why her I don't know. Last week I dreamt of chatting with this in prison person (I forgot the word for it), talking to him about education (what the fuck?) then tonight I dreamt of eating donuts with this girl name Shez ( I just got to know her). It's just so weird. The Harry Potter thing was affected by nothing, the prison thing was affected by me thinking about my poly and if downloading songs would end me up in jail and the Shez thing was that she told me that she had a craving for donuts the night before. Weird huh?

Muslims believe that prophets get their commands from Allah via dreams. Each time they have a dream, it's a command. Me having these weird dreams, obviously am not a prophet. Haha. But it would be cool to know what they dream of. Perfect example of how Nabi Ibrahim (allaihissalam) dreamt of sacrificing his son then dot dot dot that goat thingy.

Well last night I dreamt of meeting someone that was almost the clone of my mother. Being that I think that during the time of the dream, my mom was already gone. You know, that type of gone. I don't know how I would bring myself together if any of my family passed away, especially ones from my immediate family. Yes we do fight in heated arguments which sometimes involves physical "therapy" and yes sometimes I do hurl vulgarities towards my parents and siblings, under my breath, but thinking of other people whose immediate family members aren't there anymore, I can never think that I would be as strong as them emotionally.
Maybe it's a sign to cherish family time more? Yes most definitely. =)

This message is specially for miss ifah mathers =P

ilham26 @ 7:02 am
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Still caught dumbstruck.

It has been 3 days and yet I still can't believe that I'm attached. It seriously feels...the same. Except that I know that I have to forgo a lot of habits (ogling at chicks, etc etc). It is nice to know that another person shares the same feelings as you for her and its nice to know, from friends, that you have a hot girlfriends. HAHA. No offense other people but it is a tad nicer to have that kind of feedback. Especially if it wasn't asked for in the first place.

My longest relationship was 2 months. Even that wasn't very serious and that's why it lasted only 2 months. I was young last time and only chased girls as I like the thrill. Yeah yeah blast me now thank you. But I think its time for something more serious. Enough with the short flings and scandals.

My brain juice is at a minimum. I'll continue this next time.

ilham26 @ 9:04 pm
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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Faith's unbreakable pillars of strength.

For some reason I had a sudden urge to do something religious. So I accompanied my mother for a Maulud Nabi. Its a religious talk/sermon/prayer thingy that Them Big Uztaz of Singapore would hold around once or twice a month. It was astonishing to see the sheer amount of people present even though it was right at the eastern end of Singapore. The number of people I am not too sure with but they filled up 1 and a half of those gigantic Singapore Expo foyers. So you get my picture now?

Initially I thought that it would be quite serious and heavy but in the end it turned out to be very light hearted yet still serious stuff. Uztaz are not called Uztaz for fun and the Uztazes who gave the talk really knew their stuff. With their mix of humour, religious advice, prayers...they really mesmerized me time and again. Sitting there for hours seemed like nothing. Even though I didn't understand half of what they talk about sometimes (due to my atrocious Malay) and maybe sometimes just laughed along with the crowd when I do not understand the joke it still seemed very special to be one of the people attending it.
Especially the prayer.

Prayer. Or Doa. Words of Allah in mesmerizing, beautiful, awe inspiring Arabic poems sang or recited or chanted in voices so nice that it brings calm, peace and tranquility to the soul of the individual who heard it.

They, the Uztaz and Uztazahs of Singapore are Islam's unbreakable people. Who are the bright light during these dark times for the religion (ie, terrorism, Bush, mats and minahs).

On a much lighter and personal post, I went around Suntec with my parents and 2 aunties (IN BAJU KURUNG!) to go to some airline exhibition. It turned out to be a complete waste of time but thank's to Mamee's (one of my aunt. We call her Mamee for some unknown reason) shopping instincts, we were dragged into a Branded Goods Clearence Sale 90% discount exhibition. I bought, or rather, begged myself 2 pairs of long sleeved tees (one orange and one green), a pair of sport shorts and Mamee blanje-ed me a pair of sport boxers. We then proceeded to Secret Recipe for luninner (lunch + dinner) which was paid fully by Ate (my other aunt who we call Ate for some unknown reason).

It was a great day for me but then I really miss my...u know who la. I seriously don't want to be slapped by carol and especially LANCE. =D

ilham26 @ 8:36 pm
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Perseverance pays off.

And so I'm on the top of the ladder.
Officially happy.
Officially out of the market.
24th of March year 2007

Thank you Carol for your advice. It worked wonders.

Actually Im jumping for joy like a monkey getting chillied in its asshole but hey I'll be slapped if I type even a hint of emo here. =)

Perseverance and patience paid off.

ilham26 @ 10:51 pm
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Friday, March 23, 2007

Friends, Members, Homeys.

Okay so I'm going to sound really gay but i have to confess that i like to watch that Totally Spies cartoon on Disney Channel. For some awkward dark and evil reason I like to watch it la. Sofia kept laughing and laughing at me that day as i insisted that we watch Totally Spies (you stick to your romantic romantic animes ok Sofie? =D ) . So there was this episode where Clover got brainwashed and ditched her friends and she said something like " You don't need friends? ".

I think anyone who says that ought to be slapped in the head and be mutilated to boot. Seriously. You need friends. Okay family is much more important than friends bla bla bla but tell me, would you talk about relationship stuffs to your mom or dad? Would you talk about dirty naughty things to your siblings? Would you confide your secrets to your grandparents? I guess not.

Without my friends I would be a total wreck right now. With my family always being the in-danger-of-exploding-any-minute concoction, it's nice to just go online through MSN and just talk. That is why we teenagers spend so much time online and the stupid adults and Gov shrinks will say that we hang around chat rooms talking to wolves and pedophiles. To the people who do that, I hope you get fucked up hard. To the shrinks, we're not stupid enough. You can't obviously talk to 5 people simultaneously on the phone? and typing is so much easier to do than to sms.

Right now I really miss Lance, Jas and Carol. It was only a few weeks ago that we lepak2-ed every single day but right now since Lance has moved into a new house, Jas has school and Carol, work, with me lazing around all day at home. WHEN ARE YOU GUYS FREE!!??

I also miss my HOMEY which is Yanni. So if you're reading this, GREAT. And Tasha too since its been years since I've last seen her.
Oh and I miss someone else but she's not in the friends category =).

We had another cage thingy yesterday and I truly learned the meaning of over-exertion. It was still fun though. Same thing every time we come but exercise gives you endorphines (wrong spelling), endorphines make you happy, happy people just don't kill their husbands.

Oh and I met the WORLD FAMOUS and OH SO POPULAR Ifah Mathers. I pictured her to be those type of tall big boned arab girl with a pointy nose. She was pretty though and could pick out some killer passes but maybe she was just really shy yesterday (and with a lot of guys rushing around you after a stupid ball why not?).
Apparently she thinks I'm lame but she really justifies the reason why she is so popular in school and has lots of scandals. Stop having scandals ok ifah? =)

ilham26 @ 9:52 am
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

My trip to the doctor.

I had to go for a doctor's check up due to the request of the Polytechnic that I'm going to (poly say, we do...poly say we suck, we suck..hard.LOL). It was my first doc's checkup in 86024632782842164583298 thousand million billion gazillion fifillion years. Though the long waiting times are what you call BORING, it turned out to be quite an eventful day for me. Here's how it panned out.

I woke up at 8.30 thinking that if i get ready now and go, I'll have to wait much less for the whole doc's checkup procedure to finish. Alas, after my bath, the computer doubled its magnetic attraction and before you know it, I'm already playing manager to my Liverpool. Hehe.
Common sense got the better of me a few hours later so I packed up at went to the nearest UOB..OUB? no no I'm sure its UOB bank to pay my Part B financial package which was a total of $70.80. It was my first time doing stuff in a bank yo!. I WAS SO EXCITED and I was lucky enough to get the good looking, sweet servicing lady and my transaction went through smoothly. After that, I was off to the SATA clinic down at Jurong East.

I got lost the minute I got there (do you know how old school and ulu jurong east is?). At last I found the lift and went up but the minute i stepped outside, I saw these scary words in big jumbo letters: Singapore Anti-Tuberculosis Association. I was like WHOA!. Why would they send me to some anti tuberculosis clinic to get a doc's check up. Am i suspected of having the TUBEYZ??? Luckily it was only just the name of the place. The motto being We Encourage Healthy Lung Life, not a place for me man (Shisha lover..lol!!).

I took a number and waited for my turn at one of them 2-3 counters. 2-3 means that sometimes one counter closes for a while and vice versa. I had a Malay makcik nurse...i think...tend to me. I showed her my civil service card during payment and she was like " Sorry dik this is not government, this is private". And i was like (in my mind la) "Damn i wanted to kebas that $50 gees", but at last the total cost was $24 so it wasn't so bad. Beggars cant be choosers =D.

This post is getting quite long. ahem ahem.

I was told to get my urine sample. In a cup! Yeah. Very odd. So i went to the lab where there were these 2 cubicles. No men or women sign. The first cubicle had a blue door and a pink interior while the second cubicle had a pink door and a blue interior. Then it dawned to me...UNISEX. So i went into the blue doored one just in case. (The part after this need not be told. Thank you.)

After placing my thingy on the tray. I proceeded out to the waiting area to wait for my number. It was a good 40 minute wait. I had my Weight, Height (165 YAY!), BMI, Right and Left eye (i think ive gone a little blind in my left, nonetheless, i still got a 6/6 yay!) and colourblind test. I passed all with flying colours. Yay!

After that I had to wait for my turn for an X-ray. During that time, there was this DICK HEAD of a guy who i think was around my age (these typical fat Chinese mama's boy. You know that type of DICK HEADS. Cant stand them. I'm not being racist about the Chinese part. =) ) who was arguing with a nurse about his misplacement of his urine sample and was embarrassed? on taking another one as so many girls had crowded around the cubicle are. Gosh you PIG, which sensible minded girl would want to like you? So the nurse took him to a room to do his THANG. He came out with the cup less than half full. Two guys sitting beside me (they were friends) said that he gave his sperm sample by mistake. A LOT SIOL!!!

So it was my turn for the X-ray. I was told to remove my shirt..Hey there sexy body! and lean against the cold X-ray machine thingy. It happened very fast. Initially I thought that I had to wear that funny looking gown thingy. Ill post it up below.

An hour later, I had my blood pressure checked and I was out of there.
Came in at 12, came out at 3.30. 3 hours. Be prepared.
Okay it's too long a post. Enough.

Hehehe whats up ya'll!

ilham26 @ 8:37 am
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Monday, March 19, 2007

Some evil Fucktard.

Some evil fucktard wrecked my harddrive. Me returning home in the hot afternoon, looking forward to a nice rest and maybe some com time was cut short by the words:

Error reading disk.
Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

If that happens. Good luck to you but thank god i had my ghost program. I lost my pictures and music though but at least it wasn't a doomed effort. Oh well. I'll just sabar for now eventhough I know who the culprit is. He'll get his punishment soon. For now, there's no way of him playing my CounterStrike Source game when he's bored. =).

I promised Lance, Carol and the others that there'll be no more emo and a lot more vulgarities. Just to make them happy. haha.

Liverpool, it was a bore draw, the game you played last night. Seriously. I feel asleep more than once. But i can't blame you for this one. I have to blame Rafa and Astonvilla. Rafa for putting in 2 defensive midfielders (who puts 2 defensive mids against a team that has only won 2 of their last 17 games?) and Aston Villa for their solid defence.

THANK YOU BLUESHITE FOR BEATING ARSESHITE YAY.

Nothing interesting happened today so no point continuing the post.

ilham26 @ 10:07 pm
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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Donut Factory.

I always laugh at the oh so kiasu people who line up at certain places to buy the foods that are all the rage during that period of time. IE Bubble tea in 2000, Roti Boy last year and Donut Factory at present. Yet I was one of those fools who lined up for 3+ hours just to get a pack of 12 donuts.

I am not complaining though for it was another 3 hours spent with her. Yes. I've been talking a lot about HER lately. I'm sorry but i cannot help it really. You get logically blinded and emotionally empowered when you are experiencing love (WHOA I CANT BELIEVE I USED THIS WORD SIA. THIS WORD LIKE DAMN HEAVY DUTY ONE SIA!!)

I'm using every trick in the book and in my head to try to win her back. Or to climb up and reach the top of the REAL ladder without being kicked in the head into the abyss. So far i feel that I'm gaining ground but just when it looks like i would reach the summit, the fog clears up and reveals a much more twisted path ahead. Or climb, whatever makes you happy.

It'll be like 6827698172986983928789 thousand years more till i can go out with her again. Time flies when you're having fun. Even if it was stoning there like a couple of cuckoos. It was fun while it lasted. And yes Carol im so totally crazy in (fill in the blank with that word i cant bear to use) with her.

On to my OTHER life. I chanced upon an article concerning this disgruntled US officer who shot flaming (and embarrassing) arrows straight into the butt-holes of the SAF. One particular point raised was the Malays not given top positions in the armed forces. It has always been an issue this and has been discussed under the breath of us fellow Malays. But the problem about local govs is that they never tend to listen to locals. It takes an outsider to raise the issue to them, then they will react with such haste like a Matrep being chased by the police.

I dont think anything will change. For me, i just want my NS to be done and over with. It may be exciting and all but signing on is a definite no no for me.

Viola! As proof that i wasn't lying.

That's the 12 piece box. Big ey??

OOooh LALA!!

ilham26 @ 9:52 pm
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Someone's waiting.

Hmm so she's waiting for my next post. Ive got to chiong through this one then.

First things first. OH MY GOD I'm so going out with her again tomorrow. I cant wait seriously. But when you sleep, time flies. Yeah. So i cant wait to sleep later. But the problem is, I'm so excited, I can't sleep. I'm not complaining though.

Her mom read my blog too. With all the vulgarities flung around my posts, it might take a miracle for her mum to allow her to contact with me. I dont use much vulgarities when i speak outside, but only in my blog. Yeap.

This morning i woke up and just like clockwork, i went to pray and sleep again. Interesting. It was like I wasn't doing it at all. Total clockwork. Scary.

After Friday prayers, i went to see nenek down at her crib. Yeah. I missed the whole week of ngaji as I'm a fat slob who wakes up around noon. I must start being responsible again. Reading the Quran is nice. Seriously. It sort of calms you down. Takes you away from this fast paced world and brings you back to spiritual reality.

Oh yesterday i went out with my mom and 2 smaller sibs. We went around marina square and over there, guess what?
I CAME ACROSS HER FAMILY. LOL.
Well i knew that they were at marina too but the chances of meeting was so slim, i didn't even gave it a second thought.
Her mom called out to me, luckily, as i wouldn't even know that they were walking RIGHT BESIDE ME. Yes i know i'm very blur, ironically, with big eyes. Hah.

This happened so fast. Salam-ed her parents but i was really busy searching for her. I could see her smiling but trying to walk away (paiseh obviously). I totally missed her brother. Poor kid. Ill make it up to him since he said i looked like Dani from Danielle. Her dad was all smiles too. Such a happy family they are.

Too bad that my mom was blur, as usual, and did not notice all the commotion that was going on RIGHT BEHIND her. Hah. Another time then maybe.

Had a footy session with the guys down at Tanglin Basket Ball court. I can say i played quite good during the first few matches but then my right foot injury came back to haunt me yet again. So i had to keep using my left leg instead. Good training though. Finished at around 10.30 and proceeded home. Nothing exciting :).

ilham26 @ 12:46 am
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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Gaining ground.

Before it was " I need some time."
Now it is "I'm waiting for the spark."

What spark are you waiting for my dear? Seriously.
No no im not mad, just talking to myself. I can wait as long as possible really. But its easier said than done.
I should've taken full advantage of our outing. (guys, seriously, stop thinking dirty.)
But i was having so much fun. It was like last time you know. Walking around aimlessly. Nothing exciting. Just walking and talking....and maybe munching some pretzels =D

I missed the old times but i like the new you. A spark you say? Its freaking fireworks for me now. So i hope it catches on to you. Soon.

And stop talkin about poly chicks please my dear. They may be eye candy but you are my chocolate. I love chocolate...you love chocolate?? LOLOL.

I've just beaten Izdi up. Why? He pointed the middle finger to me and called me a fucker after i stopped him from trying to force my little siblings to give him their Ezlinks. And for me, that warrants a beating for him.

Stop calling me a bully. Which asshole fucktard will fling vulgarities to his older brother. Who the hell does he think i am? One of his fucking friends? I blame it on those motherfucking mats he's been hanging out with. I blame him for being stupid enough to not realise that he's been hanging out with motherfucking loser mats who have no future whatsoever.

I hope those mats die and go to hell. No wait. Suffer in life, suffer in their deathbed, suffer on their graves, suffer during judgement day, suffer in hell. But that's solely up to god.

ilham26 @ 11:28 am
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The things i hate about women.

Most of them can't choose where to go or what to do on a date : "You choose la, you're the man what." (thats so bla to me).

Most of them don't want to eat on a date : " I don't want to eat la. Diet diet (teehee-ses)." (you're skinny like a stick hello?)

When you like them and you break the question they say : " Huh? Really? But i dont deserve you, you are too good for me." (Bitch the minute you said that, you really dont deserve me. But i like you anyways =) )

There are more la but since ive just woke up, I can't think. So till next time for the continuation =). And im not pissed just because i wrote this, this is all from past experience. Just wanted to make my post a lil bit juicy here and there.

Moving away from that. The last few days of my life has been nothing short of normal. Went to the cage for the 62846923697581769728 billionth time but this time it was quite different as we agreed to mix teams. My team, the underdogs, went on a 5 game unbeaten run (yay us!). I, unfortunately, accidently kicked one of them lil pillars and had my left toe bleed. Excruciating pain really but i must " Be a man! Do the right thing!" (remember who said that??).

Went walking around peninsular plaza after that. Its been 2 years since ive been to that place that was once Oh So Sacred to me. I still remember the shops i've always been too (kedai kakak, khubchan, etc etc). I remember going to the coffeeshop at the back, eating nasi briyani while looking at them skinheads togok-ing them beers. I remember sitting there, smoking my way into paradise, in my hot but fly lookin rudeboy outfit.

That was the past. Looking back i think it was quite lame. But i did have fun when during the fun times. Unfortunately for the forever occuring feuds between stupid mats and my stupid acquaintances (malay teens can never mix for shit). Its always backstab here backstab there, he said this, she did that, im not happy, we talk for 2 seconds, beat each other up after that. Not the life for me, no way. Im glad, ironically, for the bunch of hooligan shit-headed assholes who beat me up during that one fine day. They really opened my eyes and woke me up from this deep slumber of ever occurring bullshit. I've been loving life since then.

Well that rant over, Khai, Jo, Afiq and me went to CCK swimming complex yesterday. Our initial plan was to go to the gym but upon reaching,

Khai : Eh gym ni high class sangat ah. Macam malu seh nak masok. (This gym is too high class, I'm quite embarrassed to enter)

Afiq : Eh aku da steam ah tengok tempat swimming die, macam kite masok je ah. (I'm getting excited just by looking at the swimming complex, lets go in!).

With that, we were changed and in the pool faster that you could say...BIITCH.

I edited her pic. She looks so peeertey!

ilham26 @ 11:40 am
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Sunday, March 11, 2007

After 545 days, 13 hours and 9 minutes.

After 545 days, 13 hours and 9 minutes, we met.
After 545 days, 13 hours and 9 minutes, I saw her.
After 545 days, 13 hours and 9 minutes, she got shorter. LOLOL.

After 545 days, 13 hours and 9 minutes, she had her sexy long hair cut.
After 545 days, 13 hours and 9 minutes, she had a better, more exciting, spontaneous, bubbly personality.
After 545 days, 13 hours and 9 minutes, I arrived 5 mins late and she had to wait for me =(. LOL.

Yeah i finally met her after all this while but i wont go into detail about it as it would bore you to death. I seriously cant wait to go out with her again. Wanna know how she looks like? ask Carol.
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Once again, I'm not stupid enough to put her pic here since many of my relatives and my parents venture to this incredible blog to read my rants =).
YOUVE GOT PUNKED!!!

I re-organised my cupboard just now. Well my dad asked me to do it. 1 week ago. Now since i've finally had time to do it, the end product was astonishing.

BEFORE :

AFTER :

Do I rock or do I rock? Hehe. I could start a cleaning up my closet business.
Theme song! : I'm sorry mama, I've never meant to hurt u, bla bla bla, cleaning out my closet. That Eminem song la. Iffa, you should know ;)

YES PEOPLE! I've lost 4 kg. I was 60kg after i came back from Dubai and now I'm 56kg YEAH YEAH. So all that whining and anti fast-food, chips and gassy drink diet and those daily exercise and the weight pumping did the trick. Don't believe me? The weighing scale don't like baybeh!

56 KG YEAH YEAH CB KANINA FUX FUX FUX YEAH YEAH!!!

And to celebrate, I'll go gulp down some mac&cheese (macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, mac & cheese...3 times daily pretty please). Hah. And my secret cocoa drink.

Mac & Cheese!

Secret drink! Iffa u'll like the cup =)

Reason I'm so happy today? Must thank the parental unit for my happiness :

NEW OVEN WOOHOO! Would be goin into baking overdrive for the next few weeks.

Oh and last night something happened when i was in the MRT on the way home.
I was leaning on that glass panel beside the door (you know, that glass panel, beside the door, you know, you know? Yeah thats right. There u go ;) ) and i felt something touch my wallet (which was in my back pocket). I turned around and saw this little baby poking at my wallet, so i shrugged it off and continued to stare into blank space. Suddenly those damned cursed words flashed across my face.

PEDOPHILE.

I went away from that place faster than you could say...SHIITT!! =)
Happy readin!! ;)

ilham26 @ 4:14 pm
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Friday, March 09, 2007

Your legs are numb, you are impatient.

I really does pay to be a blogger when someone comes up to you and says, I've read your blog. You feel a sudden rush of exhilaration, pride and kembangness all at the same time. Well that certain someone called me lame for expressing that but when you slog it out, putting your brain use at maximum, with using them brain juice nitrous, just to post out a unique post that will catch people's attention (well not all the time), then it will most definitely please you to know that some people out there takes away a few moments of their lives just to read the crap and utter bullshit that you talk about. Its quite good crap and utter bullshit if you ask me. Well yeah and that certain someone would be going to NYP too. All the best the her future endeavors. =)

The Cage has been our weekly pastime for the last few weeks. It's like we need that nice astro-turf to get our football juices flowing. And yeah i did have fun yesterday, even though we got thrashed countless of times. My whole body's aching now though..

My patience is being stretched to the limit you know. Seriously. I don't know until when would i crack but i need something new and exciting to relieve me of that pressure. A trip out on Saturday would do the trick. If only her dear mommy was a bit less strict..

I miss lepaking with lance and jas and carol =(. Oh and Bridget too if she isn't lazy enough to go all the way to the west from pasirris.

ilham26 @ 9:37 am
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Dear Liverpool, my love.

Once again you showed us all how incredible you are at controlling the game. From keeping the Spanish, Brazilian and Argentinian maestros at bay, to solidifying the already unbreakable wall between the enemy and the goal. BUT! Alas, you can't score for shit or even if your lives depended on it. No I'm not saying that I am disappointed with the results. I am, like they say in England, "Chuffed to bits". But you could have went through with a big bang. 3 goals against the so called 'Best team in he world?'. You made them run around like headless chickens, chasing for the ball (well yeah spanish football are always like headless chickens running around chasing after the ball) but you made them chase it around in desperation. I could say you were unlucky, but if it had happened twice, what could i say.
Nonetheless, I'm still chuffed to bits with the result. No on to ARSE to drop out.
Izdi would be in one hell of a mood =D

I love you round bellied genius =D

I wish i was part of them. Soon Ilham, soon.

STEVEN GERRARD GERRARD! HE'S BETTER THAN FUCK LAMPARD!

Dude, I know you bought us but take a chill pill man.

I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ON OF YOU. Well maybe the good looking ones, if i turn gay la. WHICH I WONT!

ilham26 @ 11:53 pm
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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Cooking shows are like porno. Well they're my porno. =)
And where do I end up?

Yeah Yeah and the government controlled computer was spot on.
Multimedia & Infocomm tech for me people. Down at the NYP.
I cant wait. New school, new friends, new gadgets...new chicks =D.

They have their sets, their playas, their...accessories. They bring out such excitement and suspense. Creative juices flowing as dish after dish of local or international delicacies are being prepared. The end product having the same effect as a rich orgasm of flavour and presentation. I stay up all night watching these. Scribbling on my piece of paper the ingredients and how to make them. Satisfying my lust and craving for new exciting recipes. Halal recipes mind you. With every intention of re-creating those works of art with my touch in my kitchen but very much know that i have boundaries and restrictions; no moolah for ingredients, no oven. =(. Alas, i can only look in awe and imagine my own version in my mind.

Just like porno =P.

There are two types of supporters. Sentimental and expectant. I am of both. I have undying love and support for them. Through thick and thin. People may view us fans as stupid. Especially fans from this part of the world. Why be so affected? they say. They barely even know you exist. But that are just what fans are, my friend. We don't care if they know that we exist. We share an invisible psychological bond. They lose, our hearts sink, our bonds strengthen. Friendships made out of gatherings to watch games. Relationships a few. Marriages maybe. But we will still be there. Whether down at the Kop End screaming out lungs out for 2 hours straight. Or down here at the comfort of the living room, watching it through the telly. We're only here to support and it represents a recreational something for us in return. No harm done. All the good stuffs.

So come on you reds. Pick yourselves up after losing to the Manure Shite. And kick them Barca's arses. =).

Sentimental mode off. haha.

Had a nice long chat with her after like a few failed attempts (she = snorlax). Yeah it was nice though. Just what i need to freshen up my week.

=)

ilham26 @ 5:35 am
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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Bugis, Bullshit and Bad Language.

And so I've been to Bugis street for the 2nd or 3rd time in my life and i have yet to open my eyes, arms and wallet (pouch =D) to the array of so called 'fashionable' clothes, shoes, pants and accessories. Sorry to disappoint them fellow friends of mine who are desperately trying to win me over to shopping at bugis but i just cant find the love for thin, V neck shirts with weird prints over them. And $20+ minimum for a shirt that could be gotten over the next for less? Hell no.
I'm not such a fan of big crowds so Bugis on a saturday is a definite turnoff for me. But then it was fun to just walk around, looking for decent shirts. I admit that there were more choices of women clothing too (like any other part of the fashion world) but too bad i'm not a drag queen or part of them Jemaah Changi Village people =). TopMen IS WAY EXPENSIVE.

Its bullshit. Its damn fucking bullshit. Utter crap. Football at its best: Unexpected but at times...FUCKING BULLSHIT. How? How can a team who had 959289683 times more possession and attacking prowess lose to a team that has been defending (yeah ok they did attack) most of the time??? Why cant the bloody 16 million (between them) strikers score? How can they lose concentration at the very last moment? It was just a repeat of last year's defeat at Anfield. Freekick at the right edge of the penalty box, A FREAKING GOAL. Shit. Utter crap, utter disappointment =(.
Im so gonna be hammered by the guys if i see them.

That aside, I went lepaking into the week hours of the night with Eqa, my bro and Syed. A nice guy he is. Definitely not your typical ,say, malay guy (although not malay la. Arab orengnye. Ade mix2 sikit tapi majority masih muke arab. hehehe).
Well yeah had a fun time. Its been like ages since i went lepaking out late at nite.

Yeah i and saw like 10% of her darkside last night. Apparently she's stressed out by her family. I pity her. The mom's very strict. I would never know if i can ever live under such...conditions. I hope that she'll be given some leeway. Its taking a toll on her. Yeap yeap.

ilham26 @ 12:18 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.