Il Ham Mai Hum

Thursday, June 28, 2007

We need to buck up. Seriously.

Fazees said our run-through sucked. I think it was worse. No energy. Very stiff. Oh my god guys I think we need to buck up la. I see the senior's patience wearing thin. I don't want to push them to the limit and see them blow. Would not be good for us.

Especially you Ilham. So you think you could act. But hey why are you so stiff? Be more natural ham. Come'on this is what you wanted.

Well enough of all those depressing stuff. Something did cheer me up though when i got back home. My dad was using the laptop opposite me. And suddenly i realised this :

Noob.

Pro.

I know its bad. But thats what eldest sons are for =).

Oh and thankyou very much love for those orgasmic (not organic..orgasmic) muffins. THEYRE THE BOMB YA. I love it. And the chewys are nice too. And im sooo gonna pay you back. haha!

Like what lance loves to say...THEYRE THE SEX.

Chocolaty like chocolate and spicy like sambal goreng. haha

This logo gives me the heeby jeebies.

They teach you how to practice oral sex. HAHA.

Its messy...but the taste is AWESOME!

ilham26 @ 3:55 pm
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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

King Leonilhamberg's guide to making the ultimate Persian-slaying brownie!

Your beloved King Leonilhamberg of the Clementian city of Hamberg.

First! Consult those dirty old men on top of that mountain thingy for the recipe.
Then you add your sugar of lust!, vanilla essence of innocence, butter of bravery and eggs of humanity! Give it some good Hamberg blending!

Look at that fine Hamberg mixing! Im proud to bake alongside you my men!

The result of some good mixing of my Hamberg..chefs!

Reinforcement from the other Clementi Bakeries! Thus the addition of the flour of justice!, Cocoa powder of Hersheys!, Double baking powder of power! and a pinch of salt for flavour. =)

The end product of the mixing of the Clementi warrior chefs!
Brave amateurs, they do their part...

Glory to the battle arms! or ingredients...

Those chopped up Persian dogs!

Into the fiery hell of Doom they go! Doom as in...the oven!

We bake tonight! FOR THE GLORY OF....HAMBERG!!!

Aahh..accomplishment...the council approves =).

Hambergs! What is your profession!!?....BAKER! BAKER! BAKER! Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!

ilham26 @ 9:37 am
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

3 Months

3 months and my life with you still rocks my icecream coated underwear! I hear sad sad stories about broken and failed relationships, fake love and dismay. But I feel safe to know that I've got a great person like you to be at my side. Yahooooo!

May it last to be forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever and forever and ever.

Hey this sounds like the take it or leave it song...and take it or leave it, just take it and leave it so take it and leave it just take iiiiiiiiit!

Yaya papaya-yaya papaya-yaya papaya.

Lol morning madness!

ilham26 @ 8:48 am
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Friday, June 22, 2007

New Test.

I still have not found any inspiration (ironically thats the meaning of my name) to write a new post. Although I do condemn the British Empire for Knighting that Satan in Disguise Salman Rushdie and I do hope that they'll be punished for that.

Oh and I made a newer harder Test for all of you to try. Wanna see who my TRUE FRIENDS are. Huhu.

Just kidding la. Go and try! its fun!!

Aww aint she cute? Like want to pijak2 until become prata. HAHA.
XD XD

ilham26 @ 11:15 am
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Character Dissection.

Peter Campbelle:

Father of two, husband to a wife, a toy maker by profession.
Cool and calm headed.
An introvert.
Under a lot of pressure from always-nagging wife.
The only one who notices that his family is breaking apart.
Tries to rectify things but to no avail.
Faithful but in need of a woman's care.
Pressure building up in him all the time.
Still calm.

And that's my character for you. Peter Campbelle. Someone who is almost an opposite of me. In terms of age, looks and personality. And I have to be him. See what he sees, feel what he feels and to portray his emotions as if they were mine. It is very hard ,you see, as I am a person who fails and representing cool. I'm a person that wants to come with a bang and leaves with a bang. Yes I can say that I am patient but not to an extent that Peter has to endure. I'm not an introvert. Extrovert is what I am. I don't really see the need of keeping my feelings deep inside me. I let it out. Peter doesn't. He keeps it all in, failing to realise that they have to come out sooner than later.
Peter Campbelle: The perfect gentleman.

Drama just got harder. Much much harder. But with interest comes passion. And I will not let this small difficulty get in way of what I always wanted to do since young. To act. But to get smacked in the face with a character that is almost a total opposite of me not the kind of welcome mat that you would ask for. But hey, thats drama for you and yes its A LOT OF FUN =).

Some random pictures for your viewing pleasure =):

Reflections of them drama people.

The picture is jerky coz the train is jerky XD

I LOVE YOU DRAMA PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Hehe steal a spot beside Sarah eeyy

I do not suck at taking picturs OKAY. The train was jiggly.

You do not need to view this picture coz IM NOT IN IT XD

DO NOT LOOK AT THE HAIR! they forced me to do the center parting thingy! :(

Tunaboy and ikan!

I couldnt tahan the ikan smell. HAHA =P

Look at Branden at the back. He's going..WHAT THE FUCK??

Birthday boy! And ex birthday boy on the left. 2 days apart yo!

Fazees is so happy.

He's still happy. XD XD

I LOOK LIKE SOME FREAKING MAT MALAYSIA KENTAL BACIN SIA!
without the ugly moustache of course...

I'm supposed to be a dad reading the papers. "Rough day at work dear?" HAHA

Each time I smile, one eye will be smaller than the other. WHY DOCTOR WHY?
Syahira is so going to say " Ilham and his colgate smile again." She's just jealous that im good looking. HAHA!!!

Allah selamatkan Ismith Ulam Raja! (then after that he pengsan and died) Boohoo.

Ikan + Cake = ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION.

She has that mommy look painted all over.

She was nagging. Thats why my hair became like that.

I LOVE YOU DRAMA PEOPLE YAHOOOO!!!!

ilham26 @ 10:54 am
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Sunday, June 17, 2007

I want them back.

After reading this post, can you please do the survey thingy about me. =) Thanks

My dad chanced upon a video of a family vacation to the Grace villa in Leisure Farm that was taken about 5 years ago and he asked me to switch it on so I could see how fat I looked last time. What I saw was more than those excess fatty acids hanging out from my stomach and arms and around my face, what I saw was a family intact, full of youth and with age old experience thrown in. What I saw was a family without squabbles, disputes and other problems. What I saw was a family that I miss so much.

Gatherings used to be attended by everyone. By people way out from the east to the near ones in the west. No one was left behind. Ohana was at its strongest a few years back. Things were great. Us cousins will sneak out, buy ice kacang, chill and smoke a cig or two without a care in the world what the future has in store for us. They say you get more mature, rational and logical when you get older. But I don't see us cousins fighting. It's the adults who are at fault.

I don't really give a shit on all this. Ive heard from both sides of the story and yes both of them are at fault but you have trained and instilled in all of us since young the meaning of Forgive and Forget. Why not practice what you preach?

I miss my cousins. I miss the times when we are together, talking, laughing, munching, smoking or whatever that we do. The whole gang. Kak cha, Abg mamat, yan, ikin, eqa, me, faris, hadi, izdi. When can we relive the glory days of the past...

ilham26 @ 3:04 pm
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Friday, June 15, 2007

Day two of day one.

NEVER EVER go and waste your money to watch Men in White. Yes there were humour here and there but in a whole that movie was absolutely pathetic. Such a waste of 6.50...I think (i went there on a thursday la). I'm totally regretting choosing that movie. Should've watched Oceans 13 or Shrek the 3rd or something. So people, if you're planning to watch that movie...DON'T. As it is Crap with a capital C.

Ikan saw me and her and guess where Ikan was...STARBUCKS! (lol who could've guessed...she must be one high class Ikan hahaha). So after the movie, with me managing to convince her to play football at the cage, we proceeded to kallang. It was okay la. I realise that my stamina (REALLY SUCKS ASS). Seriously people, I can't run for shit. But someone's facial expression really spoiled it all. Yeah. I won't make u come again next time don't worry...

BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH! For the shirt and that gargantuan card! haha. I really love it. =).

What to do today? Study study study study pray @ mosque study study study. CANT WAIT FOR TMR! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! hehe.

Them parties and celebrations are over Ilham. Welcome back to the real world.
Although i do wish that i can celebrate it with lance,carol and jas...esp lance like last year...=)

ilham26 @ 8:33 am
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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Like a virgin...TOUCHED...for the very first time.

I'm seriously touched you guys. Just like the title of this post. From the smses, blog tags, msn wishes, friendster comments, my mom wishing me (this was extra special since I told no one in the household that my birdday was coming), the screwed up/messed up fish burger the drama guys got me, the eclair (THANK YOU AMIN. And sorry for not finishing up the screwed up burger cos...it was really screwed up XD), AND THE CHOCIES FADLUL GAVE ME!!! That was the cream of the crop. The creme da la creme. To just know the drama peeps for only a few months and for them to pull off something like this really makes me feel special. Dude i feel like crying. Seriously man.

Drama was great yesterday. Maybe because it's the first rehearsal so things are going a bit slow. No tension yet. All fun and games. I'm seriously happy with my role. Peter Cambelle (i thought up the father's name : Fredrick van Basten Alfonso bin Sulaiman Al-Mandi Cambelle. HUHUHAHA). Script reading was nice although i feel that i could have done better with the father like " I'm the big man but i still love you all tone". I'll be making a postmortem of my character one day so you all will know who he really is. I just hope i can be like him in my current relationship. Ever faithful and stuff.

I JUST LOVE SA DRAMA LA. Seriously. It makes me feel in place. From all this years in secondary being the person who never sticks to one group, who always has to adapt. The people here are nothing short of special and spectacular. I just can't wait for Saturday!

Parties are not over yet my friend. Would be going out with Su today to watch Men in White. Then maybe go TREAT her to Breeks or our favourite joint : Ben & Jerry's. I managed to convince her to play football at the cage with the guys yay! She's awfully shy eventhough she's a football player. PFFT girls =P. But yes yes i did manage to convince her but if she shows up without her football stuffs I'll whine and sulk and never talk to her again (HAHA LIKE REAL LA). After that me parents will be bringing us out for a birdday dinner! This is like the most important birdday dinner ever as it'll be the time where I would convince my mom to part with $300-$400 FOR AN ELECTRIC GUITAR. Oh that would surely make my birdday complete!!

Pictures will be up soon. Waiting for ikan and kaye to send them to me XD XD.

I LOVE YOU DRAMA PEOPLE! AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO REMEMBERED MY BIRDDAY!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ilham26 @ 9:23 am
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

It's my birdday and I'll fart if I want to!

And yes I did ate durians yesterday SO...you can guess how the smell's like. HUAHAHA.

I'm seriously touched this year. I was touched last year. This year too. And last November I was touched by a Pakistani taxi driver BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.

A whole lot of people remembered my birdday! Eventhough I kept a low profile and did not boast it out like in the past (I'm 17 people, I have to be mature). HEHE. I don't need presents (well except from parents la. Thats compulsory. So I'm gonna ask my mom during my birdday dinner tonight for around 300-400 moolah to buy AN ELECTRIC GUITAR BAYBEH!).

WAAAAH. ok lol.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILHAM! I LOVE YOU! HAHAHAHA.

Ok in conjunction with my sweet un-single 17th birdday, I will camwhore 17 times. YAY! I dont usually do this la BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL CAMWHORE IF I WANT TO!!!