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Monday, March 31, 2008

Had this sudden bloggers goblock which explains the unpostings.

So its been 11 days since my last post and stuff has happened.

Hmmm...

Well i tried EC which is super cool but it does kill your braincells but its still cool.

The week before i smoked shisha thrice, so i'm gonna go on a shisha break till june *HINT* =D

So far my life has been good and smooth sailing except for the fight that i had with my parents.

Oh and did i mention that i really do not like going home early these days cos the fam's always fighting. I mean like i don't know whats gotten into everyone.

I can't wait for school to start. Partly because i am kinda excited to see THE FRESHIES AND NEW DRAMA INTAKE *HINT* and because im kinda bored of the holidays (JC friends reading this, you so wanna slap me right? =D )

But the holidays arent really so bad. Made a whole lot of new friends and played a whole lot of football.

And did i mention we lost 10-1 just now? superb.

After watching ATC's esplanade gig just now, my burning desire to improve my guitar is re-ignited and i plan to continue the 3 hour per day thing =)

I attended my first umrah study session with fad's dad and relatives. SUPER FUN! I mean really, i can't wait to go umrah. But the thing is i really have to change. With the anal-ism, sombongness and my tendency to comment and judge (yeah murny, im quite the judgmental type come to think of it, but you're alright =D ), and my mouth.

My mouth la. Super irritating. I have to stop saying stuff. First thing is to stop calling fad a kambing and to ask him to beg like a dog if he wants anything from me. haha. But its fun to see his reaction. Okay im sadistic.

Something cool happened just now though. Me and deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee were walking around looking at clothes at fox at marina square when one of the salesladies came up to me and was like...ARE YOU ILHAM O_o. WHOA. She turned out to be fishball's friend who recognised me from the PEOPLE production which i think i sucked in. I was kinda shocked but it was nice to be recognised.

Nuff said i think. But beware though. My next post might be a serious one. Depending on the mood.

BLOGGER IS GAY, I CANT POST MY PICKS.
FUCK LA.
oops =X

ilham26 @ 1:27 am
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Ive made up my mind.

I love penguins! =)

Prettyyyy~~~

ilham26 @ 1:09 pm
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

And my year's GPA is....Drumroll-to-death...2.45 =(.

Congratulations ham, you've managed to once again prove yourself to your parents, relatives and peers that you are a lazy ass loser who keeps doing badly in school.

Sem 1's gpa was 2.89

Sem 2's gpa was i-seriously-dont-wanna-find-out-cos-it-mustve-sucked-ass-so-much-to-bring-my-gpa-tumbling-down-to-
the-freaking-ground.

Funny thing is, i dont feel anything.

Neither happy nor sad. It's just...relief...that i do not have to retake any of my modules.

So i can go free and tralala next year and am able to concentrate on my work harder. AND THATS WHAT I SHALL DO BITCH.

I want a pound of nuts.
THATS A LOT OF NUTS.
O...kay...
THAT'LL BE 4 DOLLARS BABY! DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
Errm...
HE JUST WENT OFF....WITH NUTS!

I love the subuh's azan on my computer. For some reason it's different than the azans for the rest of the prayers in the day. Why so i think because its to signal the start of the day. Oh how beautiful it sounds to me. Not those piercing sounding azans. But this one sorta calms you down, humble-ises you and at the same time, freshes you up. I like =).

Ah, lets not look back at the gpa. Lets try harder next year. And make sure its 3.45 instead, or better. =)

My finger points.

ilham26 @ 6:04 am
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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Acoustic Rojak.

Organized by people who HITS THE SPOT.

Performed by people who HITS THE SPOT.

Attended by people who HITS THE SPOT.

Except me though, i dont hit no spots.

And this dude who tried to trick MELLLLLSSSSTTEEEFFFFFFFFF(scary, creepy voice) into thinking that he paid and got a chop. Dude its only freaking 8 bucks sia. Go get some balls for god's sakes.

Postbox, oh postbox.

How far have you guys gone since your first few gigs.

Yes i didn't know any of you guys yet when you guys just got started but hell, the significant amount of improvement that all of you have made.

Fadlul, you still do stupid things but now, you do do some great things.

Ariff, ko ingat ko master shredder gue takot pe. hahaha.

Isa, I want your artistic mindset.

Wan, korean bastard =)

Sam, I almost teared up listening to you sing Moments and Raindrops. If you read this please practice and practice and not let your talent go to waste.

And trella, lose your instruments and turn into a Boyband already will ya? HAHA. KIDDING!
I love your songs la.

Each time i listen to them, or other bands play. I will always end up asking myself, can i ever write beautiful music like them?

Each time i pick up the guitar to strum, sing or pluck, i always feel that the tunes, rythms, melodies that i make are way inferior to the ones that i always listen.

Do i have talent? i dont know. I hope so. If i do then why is it that my tunes sound bland to me while others sound so ear pleasing.

Why, sometimes, do i view the guitar as only with 22 frets on 6 strings. And not an instrument to countless different sounding melodies?

Why do i always manage to get Part A and Part C right and stumble on Part B which links A and C together?

Why can't i sing.

This guitar brings a love hate relationship to me i suppose. Love that i can play. Hate that i cant play.

But still, you're not just a piece of wood with strings attached.

You're my window of creativity, my escape to the world of resonating musical art.

And you'll stay that way...forever and ever.

Selamat Hari Raya to you Izzati =)

ilham26 @ 2:00 am
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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Egoistic, Judgmental, Insensitive.

Humble yourself down, ham.

For the better of all of us.

This cheese and chip sandwhich, unhealthy but yummy.

White Chocolate Mocha...here i come!

And i like newly made friends.

And i love my close friends.

And I'm sorry for being so insensitive.

ilham26 @ 4:37 pm
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Funny how life just suddenly randomly takes turns for the good or bad.

Fanaticism justified by excellent performances from beloved teams =)

Friendships tested cos of lack of emotional filters combined with minuscule emotional tolerances which result hasn't materialized.

And i feel that my mouth has been dirty. Vulgarities fly out like melodies from a talented pianist in his stride. So much for someone with ambitions of pilgrimage to the holy city. A place where one has to REALLY REALLY REALLY watch what you say.

Thus the transformation begins now.

ilham26 @ 9:34 pm
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Ilham: *Scribbles on masking tape* I AM KAMBING!

Ilham: *Pastes on Fad's back while he's discussing*

Ilham: Fad go check condiment bar la cheebye. Faster!!!

Customer: Who's the goat???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FADLUL STUPID KAMBING BOY LOLOL!

I am so =D

ilham26 @ 8:12 pm
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Monday, March 10, 2008

Liverpool thrashed Newcastle 3-0 on Saturday.

I played in a 5-1 thrashing game Today.

Cage to be played from 2-6pm on Monday.

Oh football, you'll never let me down.

ilham26 @ 2:58 am
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Friday, March 07, 2008

This is the first time in days that i spent the WHOLE ENTIRE DAY at home. Yes it's a miracle i know!

I bet my siblings hate it when im home cos i'll snap and scold them to high heaven. Nyeahea.

My friend shehz asked me why do i have a fetish for JC girls. LIKE WHAT FETISH. it sounds so wrong. It's just preference la dear shehz. What i really want is someone that i can hold fun and intelligent conversations from time to time, be witty enough to be witty, independent and most of all, have an above average command of english. Someone who does random things at random times, is open to surprises and defines the term 'i jump you jump'. Call me anal but hey thats preference. And in jc girls its easier to get that lot rather than the others.

But hey im free and easy, enjoying life with friends whom i love. But when the wind blows, you let yourself be blown away. =)

In another story; Have i said that i spent my 1 months pay plus a loan from someone i dearly love on a $600 second hand guitar. It IS in mint condition though and it retails for about $1k plus so damn it it was one hell of a bargain. It's a Fender TC-90 thinline or Thinline telecaster with soapbar pickups. The tone is HEAVEN to my ears and it looks oh so sexy. I'd be keeping this baby for a long looong time =).

ITS A FENDER LA CHEEBYE

And it's ready for the road. Mr Marshall's waiting too...

Oooh feel that tingling sensation of sexyness

The thinline 'f' hole and soapbars give the KICK in the tone.

Happy camper =D
My cupboard is so cool right? =D

The other day i met up with beloved Dee and Sya and we went a lil crazy outside causeway.
These 2 lovely ladies, i dont know what i'll ever do without them =)

Jack and jill went down the escalator to...straighten a lamppost =)

Just keep walking walking walking walking

EXCUE ME! CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA!!??? CAN I!!??

Sya will so kill me if she saw this pic being posted =)

WEEZZZZ LOOKZZZ DRUNKZZZZZ SIOOLZZZZZZZ

And does anyone remember homeclub? =)

Happy at homeclub =D

Oh yes this pic is coolio =)

You're supposed to rub it damn it not scratch it!

I-look-fug

And this picture has won MY cutest picture award 2008

HAHAHA CAN I JUST HUG YOU SYA? LOL

Have you ever heard the stereotype whereby Javanese are roundheads?
Can i confirm that to you?

Us round heads rock your balls. =)

Today's been quite a pleasant day =D

ilham26 @ 12:58 am
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Saturday, March 01, 2008

I REINSTATE MY FAVOUR FOR UNEDITED PICTURES. =D
(to people who might not be too happy with me for uploading these pictures...kiss my candy ass! hahaha)

Let me tell you this story.

One day I woke up at 11.30 am.
I washed the dishes.
I washed the clothes.
I vacuumed the house.
I hanged the clothes.
I took a bath.
I went for prayer.
I went to my gran's for lunch.
And played PS3.
And when i got home, i got ready for one of the wildest days of my life.
It all started somewhere in Woodlands. A lil bit of picnic with a lil bit of kite flying with a whole lot of company from my beloved friends...

Lovely company, lovely scenery.

Lovely munchies! Oooh i like my hair in this one.

Now that's a family portrait...being portrayed right there! lol sya!

Ultimate kite flyer pose!

Trust kambing boy to do the stupidest things a kambing should.

Its all good up there sya. all goood. =)

Now they'll make a fairly cute couple =)

ULTIMATE KITE FLYING KIT OF POWER!

Kite runners

LOL and thats how dickhead like he can get!

Hmm..heavy clouds...Dee must've been signing.

hesss tryinngsss tooosss suckksss hisss oowwnnsss cockssss

and she saw him do it and liked it!

Our theory of isa being very light...

and being able to fly!

was kinda bullshit...hah!

Raindrops keep falling from the sky...

A moment.

A box of this-will-so-go-to-your-ass-and-thighs

Donuts, Os and stained teeth.

Enjoying herself i see.

Thats dicky the dickhead. haha

This i have no comment.

Am i gay?

Yes you so are.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THAT URE PHOTOGENIC!??

And this won the best 'extra sia you kanina' picture award.

Rub it while its hot.

YAATTAAA!!!

Adel and Jem from ATC.

Japanneeeessseeeeeee

Two of the most lovely and incredible ladies ive ever known.

Who might have some trouble standing on two feet =)

They rubbed it and the magic came out =)

Jumper people

LOL EVERYONE LOOK AT ISA THATS SO DAMN COOL HE'S SITTING IN THE AIR!

She so finds me hot. WHAT?

Eh cb what fuck you want?

Dancing queen.

Look at sya's kinky cab flagging pose.

This is how men discovered flight. From being insane. haha!

Jumper. The hotter kind. hahaaa!

Nice ass

Cr-etards

FOR HIS BUILT, HE WAS DAMN HEAVY OKAY!

I told you he was, you didnt listen!

Preparing for Beijing Olympics

Its called kick the silly little white thing with long hair and blue shoes

She used her powers to throw him into the air.

And turned me into a pretty ballerina.

It made me so happy that i wanted to bring her home and lock her in my closet.

But in the end we just became friends =)

And flying buddies!

No wonder isa cried, he's carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders

A lil stretching after heavy lifting wont hurt abit.

Except that your balls might shrink.

And that you'll turn cuckoo!!!

and abit gay.

but eventually, we're all happy =)

maybe...too happy O_O

Isa's nipplets hit the spot.

WOOPS! Caught red handed!

AND TRYING TO FLEEE

Fuck you world! im gay!; he said.

Thats not his thing you dirty freaks, its too long. haha!

Hardworking coolie wife supporting her good for nothing hobo husband.

And we got all sticky and stuff. So off to the other side of the country for a bit of wash up ey?

That has Thailand maid painted all over.

Senget house, senget guests

Yeap. Definitely senget.

Told you that he's obsessed with his nipples.

The tired effect.

DURIANS ARE THE FUCKING BOMB YO!

$40 for 2 heavenly stuffings. Priceless.

Erm..if i love them so much, why the hell am i the one taking the pictures?

Kudos to miss cutie pie and her random durian ideas!
Looks like she's really enjoying herself eyy..

I love durians fullstop.

Excue me.

Can i have your numba?

Can i?

Isa's secretly scratching is balls. Thus the face. hah!

YUMS YUMS YAW

KENNETH URE NOT YELLOW. YOURE FUCKING WHITE!

Kinky durian sex. (THE STARBUCKERS)

THE JOBLESS

THE ESPRIT. (KENNETH YOU'RE WHITE LA YOU)

And i am so the darkest in the group.

Caution. Mad woman.

THIS-POSE-IS-SO-GAY

Isa's riding the night away.

Hey, cut them some slack, its their year anyways.

Errrmmmm. I was the camera man??

Rockstars

AC DC. Aku cicak, Dia cicak

Shufflers.

Maroon-ed 5

MAINTAIN THOSE EYEBROWS AND EYES DUDE!

Crazy white chinese boy.

Red, hot and hard.

Randomness is cool.

Can i have your number? Can i?

Singa-pornean nipple flickers dot org

A 2 hour walk through the concrete jungle of singapore.

A rewarding session of...

SHISHA!

Aww sya, dont cry, we said shisha not shit-sya.

Kenneth-is-so-gay. But i love his laptop. YNWA!

This was before they started to shisha.

THE AFTARMATH. I look like a bull.

Smoke machine, smoke smoke smoke machine

mole machine, smoke smole mole machine =D

I love me my smokey smokey.

JESUS SMOKES. LOL

SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH...or so she says.

Stoned to the core.

Stoned to the core's core

Stoned to the core's core's sister.

Only chinese boys go crazy when stoned.

Kambing boys, they go horny.

Random fact: this is how clean my laptop screen is =D

Zayd.

IS ONE DISGUSTING MOTHAFUCKA

Oooooh...sensual seduction...seduction...seduction...

Better out from the attic than basement i always say.

Now this is a nice pic. So much for I DONT WANA SMOKE COS I WILL DIE EARLY.
eyy??

This guy is freaking crazy when it comes to smoking.

BILANG OSMAN!

Look at the state of my house.

Its just so cool.

I love every one of them though =D

The stoned out aftermath

King Kenny.

The guitar factor.

Zaydzonkedout.

Always trust the chinese boy to start the weird random karaoke sessions.

NYEH I WASNT CAUGHT SCRATCHING MAH BALLZ

He's dreaming of licking pussy. hah!

Ooppps!

Look mom!

I have 5 lil brothers!

Nice ass kenneth

BEST PICTURE OF THE LOT!!! ZOMG!!!

THATS FADLUL FOR YOU GUYS HAHAHAHA!!!

Good morning sunshine =)

Unsenget yourself now =D

Girls will be girls. LOOK! shes wearing my hot pants.

Its all good...in my hood. yo.

Ooouh...so thats how butches have them flat.

New age massage thingy.

DID THEY JUST HAD A SOME SOME? O_O

2 words. Macam. Faham. =D

Kenneth and his morning slut pose.

Can i have your number? can i?

He had rashes.

I AM JESUS OPTIMUS!

Peace out. A town.

I AM OPTIMUS PRIME!

DRUNK AND READY TO FIGHT.

ILL SO WHOOP MEGATRONS ASS.

Yeap. uhuh. Peace out.

Friday Prayers in the morning. Picnic In the afternoon. Durian in the evening. Shisha at night.
Now thats what holidays are all about!
Bad thing is...i totally almost destroyed 1 part of my mom's carpet.
o_O

I love my friends =)

ilham26 @ 4:27 pm
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.