Il Ham Mai Hum

Saturday, March 01, 2008

I REINSTATE MY FAVOUR FOR UNEDITED PICTURES. =D
(to people who might not be too happy with me for uploading these pictures...kiss my candy ass! hahaha)

Let me tell you this story.

One day I woke up at 11.30 am.
I washed the dishes.
I washed the clothes.
I vacuumed the house.
I hanged the clothes.
I took a bath.
I went for prayer.
I went to my gran's for lunch.
And played PS3.
And when i got home, i got ready for one of the wildest days of my life.
It all started somewhere in Woodlands. A lil bit of picnic with a lil bit of kite flying with a whole lot of company from my beloved friends...

Lovely company, lovely scenery.

Lovely munchies! Oooh i like my hair in this one.

Now that's a family portrait...being portrayed right there! lol sya!

Ultimate kite flyer pose!

Trust kambing boy to do the stupidest things a kambing should.

Its all good up there sya. all goood. =)

Now they'll make a fairly cute couple =)

ULTIMATE KITE FLYING KIT OF POWER!

Kite runners

LOL and thats how dickhead like he can get!

Hmm..heavy clouds...Dee must've been signing.

hesss tryinngsss tooosss suckksss hisss oowwnnsss cockssss

and she saw him do it and liked it!

Our theory of isa being very light...

and being able to fly!

was kinda bullshit...hah!

Raindrops keep falling from the sky...

A moment.

A box of this-will-so-go-to-your-ass-and-thighs

Donuts, Os and stained teeth.

Enjoying herself i see.

Thats dicky the dickhead. haha

This i have no comment.

Am i gay?

Yes you so are.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THAT URE PHOTOGENIC!??

And this won the best 'extra sia you kanina' picture award.

Rub it while its hot.

YAATTAAA!!!

Adel and Jem from ATC.

Japanneeeessseeeeeee

Two of the most lovely and incredible ladies ive ever known.

Who might have some trouble standing on two feet =)

They rubbed it and the magic came out =)

Jumper people

LOL EVERYONE LOOK AT ISA THATS SO DAMN COOL HE'S SITTING IN THE AIR!

She so finds me hot. WHAT?

Eh cb what fuck you want?

Dancing queen.

Look at sya's kinky cab flagging pose.

This is how men discovered flight. From being insane. haha!

Jumper. The hotter kind. hahaaa!

Nice ass

Cr-etards

FOR HIS BUILT, HE WAS DAMN HEAVY OKAY!

I told you he was, you didnt listen!

Preparing for Beijing Olympics

Its called kick the silly little white thing with long hair and blue shoes

She used her powers to throw him into the air.

And turned me into a pretty ballerina.

It made me so happy that i wanted to bring her home and lock her in my closet.

But in the end we just became friends =)

And flying buddies!

No wonder isa cried, he's carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders

A lil stretching after heavy lifting wont hurt abit.

Except that your balls might shrink.

And that you'll turn cuckoo!!!

and abit gay.

but eventually, we're all happy =)

maybe...too happy O_O

Isa's nipplets hit the spot.

WOOPS! Caught red handed!

AND TRYING TO FLEEE

Fuck you world! im gay!; he said.

Thats not his thing you dirty freaks, its too long. haha!

Hardworking coolie wife supporting her good for nothing hobo husband.

And we got all sticky and stuff. So off to the other side of the country for a bit of wash up ey?

That has Thailand maid painted all over.

Senget house, senget guests

Yeap. Definitely senget.

Told you that he's obsessed with his nipples.

The tired effect.

DURIANS ARE THE FUCKING BOMB YO!

$40 for 2 heavenly stuffings. Priceless.

Erm..if i love them so much, why the hell am i the one taking the pictures?

Kudos to miss cutie pie and her random durian ideas!
Looks like she's really enjoying herself eyy..

I love durians fullstop.

Excue me.

Can i have your numba?

Can i?

Isa's secretly scratching is balls. Thus the face. hah!

YUMS YUMS YAW

KENNETH URE NOT YELLOW. YOURE FUCKING WHITE!

Kinky durian sex. (THE STARBUCKERS)

THE JOBLESS

THE ESPRIT. (KENNETH YOU'RE WHITE LA YOU)

And i am so the darkest in the group.

Caution. Mad woman.

THIS-POSE-IS-SO-GAY

Isa's riding the night away.

Hey, cut them some slack, its their year anyways.

Errrmmmm. I was the camera man??

Rockstars

AC DC. Aku cicak, Dia cicak

Shufflers.

Maroon-ed 5

MAINTAIN THOSE EYEBROWS AND EYES DUDE!

Crazy white chinese boy.

Red, hot and hard.

Randomness is cool.

Can i have your number? Can i?

Singa-pornean nipple flickers dot org

A 2 hour walk through the concrete jungle of singapore.

A rewarding session of...

SHISHA!

Aww sya, dont cry, we said shisha not shit-sya.

Kenneth-is-so-gay. But i love his laptop. YNWA!

This was before they started to shisha.

THE AFTARMATH. I look like a bull.

Smoke machine, smoke smoke smoke machine

mole machine, smoke smole mole machine =D

I love me my smokey smokey.

JESUS SMOKES. LOL

SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH...or so she says.

Stoned to the core.

Stoned to the core's core

Stoned to the core's core's sister.

Only chinese boys go crazy when stoned.

Kambing boys, they go horny.

Random fact: this is how clean my laptop screen is =D

Zayd.

IS ONE DISGUSTING MOTHAFUCKA

Oooooh...sensual seduction...seduction...seduction...

Better out from the attic than basement i always say.

Now this is a nice pic. So much for I DONT WANA SMOKE COS I WILL DIE EARLY.
eyy??

This guy is freaking crazy when it comes to smoking.

BILANG OSMAN!

Look at the state of my house.

Its just so cool.

I love every one of them though =D

The stoned out aftermath

King Kenny.

The guitar factor.

Zaydzonkedout.

Always trust the chinese boy to start the weird random karaoke sessions.

NYEH I WASNT CAUGHT SCRATCHING MAH BALLZ

He's dreaming of licking pussy. hah!

Ooppps!

Look mom!

I have 5 lil brothers!

Nice ass kenneth

BEST PICTURE OF THE LOT!!! ZOMG!!!

THATS FADLUL FOR YOU GUYS HAHAHAHA!!!

Good morning sunshine =)

Unsenget yourself now =D

Girls will be girls. LOOK! shes wearing my hot pants.

Its all good...in my hood. yo.

Ooouh...so thats how butches have them flat.

New age massage thingy.

DID THEY JUST HAD A SOME SOME? O_O

2 words. Macam. Faham. =D

Kenneth and his morning slut pose.

Can i have your number? can i?

He had rashes.

I AM JESUS OPTIMUS!

Peace out. A town.

I AM OPTIMUS PRIME!

DRUNK AND READY TO FIGHT.

ILL SO WHOOP MEGATRONS ASS.

Yeap. uhuh. Peace out.

Friday Prayers in the morning. Picnic In the afternoon. Durian in the evening. Shisha at night.
Now thats what holidays are all about!
Bad thing is...i totally almost destroyed 1 part of my mom's carpet.
o_O

I love my friends =)

ilham26 @ 4:27 pm
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.