Il Ham Mai Hum

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Working at Starbucks has shown me that...

Most Singaporean customers are assholes.
Different people have different smells.
Some people dont even know that starbucks coffee sells coffee.
The beverages and especially food are really overpriced.
More than half of the people who orders a cappuccino, doesn't even know what it is
and just orders it because it sounds cool.

Working at Starbucks has ALSO shown me that...

or rather, shown me the real working world.
Well, being so called aimed at.
Funny how they'd rather talk behind backs amongst each other
and not speak to the person involved.
Funny how they'd rather grumble and mumble
without even asking the person why or getting his reasons.
Honestly i don't know who you guys are, but i applaud your maturity.
Really.
Thank god for a couple of individuals who has clear and logic thinking.
And if you know who you are, i really respect you.
If you didn't know, we don't live in a world of mirrors.
Thus, we don't really see what you see of us.
There's a thing called informing, but funny how it took so long.
Thanks, to the person who did though. Respect for you.

The fridge. HAH. Now thats the shit.
To see, to conclude. To get upset over nothing.
Ludicrous.
Do you even see me munching away happily? Bring me 4 witnesses then i'd believe you.
And, if it makes you happy, i don't even plan on eating any of those anymore.
Marked out or un marked out.
For one thing, its not halal. For another, its not suci.
Oh call me picky, but id rather enjoy eating the fruits of the trees of the gardens in heaven rather than that almost frozen-solid starbucks scone that has been in there for god knows how long.

And all this camaraderie. This and that.
Maybe for you guys, it's much more.
But well for me, at the end of the day,
it's just a part time job.

And for the person who changed my name on the POS.
Please, give yourself an applause,
No no! A standing ovation! And many pats on the back. PLEASE!
It might all haha hehe to you.
But it just shows how immature you are.
And congratulations to you to have proven it in public.
I dare say it takes a lot of balls.

White wash. Yes! This place is squeaky clean!
No no fights, no quarrels, no bitching, no being a bitch and no being bitched at.
We're all fine and dandy.
Yes yes do please tear off those pages of that sole medium.
That sole medium that is used to broadcast all the 'fine and dandy' things.
Or are you just trying to hide things.
Such a shame.

And to think, that the youngest age at the place, is 18. Yes. My age.
Magnificent!

Haiz, melayu, melayu.

And if any of you reads this and aren't happy.
Please feel free,
to take it out on me.

Btw, thank you Sufiyan for the present. I really love it!
And it will really help me serve a deeply religious purpose.
Yes, your birthday's next week. And i promise to get something better for you,
dear cousin. =).

Speaking of being religious and stuff.
I find it ironically coincidental that with me going through this stage of
religious rejuvenation
that i was awarded the role of a priest, or minister, or the one that says those wedding lines.
Ironic coincidence...no?
hah.

ilham26 @ 11:38 pm
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.