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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

This morning an NEA officer came to my house and discovered a pot full of MOSQUITO BABIES.
Damn.

I just woke up and looked as haprak as i can ever look.
So i quickly ran to the kitchen to rinse (komor komor)my mouth heh to remove, in vain, the mouth stench.

The NEA officer was this tudung makcik. Who, for some reason, was very jumpy.

She showed me the mosquito babies and took some samples and checked my house's kitchen and toilets and asked for my particulars.

But what's so peculiar about mak-nea officer-cik was that she kept saying,
"sorry eh dik jangan marah (sorry boy please dont be angry)"
and
"dont be angry eh dik, im just doing my job".

So during the whole time i was like...dude...im not gonna bash u up over mosquito babies.

But soon after she left it occured to me.

SHIT IM GONNA BE FINED $200 MOTHERFRAKAS.
WALAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
But then i dont blame her cos yes shes just doing her job and well my fam shouldve been more diligent.

BUT WALAU THAT $200 COULDVE BEEN MY COLDPLAY TICKETS.

nvm nvm cobaan.

BUT STILL ITS $200. STUPID STUPID.

I cant wait for exams to be over -___-.


I love this pic. (though i look abit botak tengah)
Guitar boy hur hur.
Now where oh where is my guitar girl. Please come soon =D.

ilham26 @ 11:09 pm
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