Il Ham Mai Hum

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

My trip to the doctor.

I had to go for a doctor's check up due to the request of the Polytechnic that I'm going to (poly say, we do...poly say we suck, we suck..hard.LOL). It was my first doc's checkup in 86024632782842164583298 thousand million billion gazillion fifillion years. Though the long waiting times are what you call BORING, it turned out to be quite an eventful day for me. Here's how it panned out.

I woke up at 8.30 thinking that if i get ready now and go, I'll have to wait much less for the whole doc's checkup procedure to finish. Alas, after my bath, the computer doubled its magnetic attraction and before you know it, I'm already playing manager to my Liverpool. Hehe.
Common sense got the better of me a few hours later so I packed up at went to the nearest UOB..OUB? no no I'm sure its UOB bank to pay my Part B financial package which was a total of $70.80. It was my first time doing stuff in a bank yo!. I WAS SO EXCITED and I was lucky enough to get the good looking, sweet servicing lady and my transaction went through smoothly. After that, I was off to the SATA clinic down at Jurong East.

I got lost the minute I got there (do you know how old school and ulu jurong east is?). At last I found the lift and went up but the minute i stepped outside, I saw these scary words in big jumbo letters: Singapore Anti-Tuberculosis Association. I was like WHOA!. Why would they send me to some anti tuberculosis clinic to get a doc's check up. Am i suspected of having the TUBEYZ??? Luckily it was only just the name of the place. The motto being We Encourage Healthy Lung Life, not a place for me man (Shisha lover..lol!!).

I took a number and waited for my turn at one of them 2-3 counters. 2-3 means that sometimes one counter closes for a while and vice versa. I had a Malay makcik nurse...i think...tend to me. I showed her my civil service card during payment and she was like " Sorry dik this is not government, this is private". And i was like (in my mind la) "Damn i wanted to kebas that $50 gees", but at last the total cost was $24 so it wasn't so bad. Beggars cant be choosers =D.

This post is getting quite long. ahem ahem.

I was told to get my urine sample. In a cup! Yeah. Very odd. So i went to the lab where there were these 2 cubicles. No men or women sign. The first cubicle had a blue door and a pink interior while the second cubicle had a pink door and a blue interior. Then it dawned to me...UNISEX. So i went into the blue doored one just in case. (The part after this need not be told. Thank you.)

After placing my thingy on the tray. I proceeded out to the waiting area to wait for my number. It was a good 40 minute wait. I had my Weight, Height (165 YAY!), BMI, Right and Left eye (i think ive gone a little blind in my left, nonetheless, i still got a 6/6 yay!) and colourblind test. I passed all with flying colours. Yay!

After that I had to wait for my turn for an X-ray. During that time, there was this DICK HEAD of a guy who i think was around my age (these typical fat Chinese mama's boy. You know that type of DICK HEADS. Cant stand them. I'm not being racist about the Chinese part. =) ) who was arguing with a nurse about his misplacement of his urine sample and was embarrassed? on taking another one as so many girls had crowded around the cubicle are. Gosh you PIG, which sensible minded girl would want to like you? So the nurse took him to a room to do his THANG. He came out with the cup less than half full. Two guys sitting beside me (they were friends) said that he gave his sperm sample by mistake. A LOT SIOL!!!

So it was my turn for the X-ray. I was told to remove my shirt..Hey there sexy body! and lean against the cold X-ray machine thingy. It happened very fast. Initially I thought that I had to wear that funny looking gown thingy. Ill post it up below.

An hour later, I had my blood pressure checked and I was out of there.
Came in at 12, came out at 3.30. 3 hours. Be prepared.
Okay it's too long a post. Enough.

Hehehe whats up ya'll!

ilham26 @ 8:37 am
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.