Il Ham Mai Hum

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The things i hate about women.

Most of them can't choose where to go or what to do on a date : "You choose la, you're the man what." (thats so bla to me).

Most of them don't want to eat on a date : " I don't want to eat la. Diet diet (teehee-ses)." (you're skinny like a stick hello?)

When you like them and you break the question they say : " Huh? Really? But i dont deserve you, you are too good for me." (Bitch the minute you said that, you really dont deserve me. But i like you anyways =) )

There are more la but since ive just woke up, I can't think. So till next time for the continuation =). And im not pissed just because i wrote this, this is all from past experience. Just wanted to make my post a lil bit juicy here and there.

Moving away from that. The last few days of my life has been nothing short of normal. Went to the cage for the 62846923697581769728 billionth time but this time it was quite different as we agreed to mix teams. My team, the underdogs, went on a 5 game unbeaten run (yay us!). I, unfortunately, accidently kicked one of them lil pillars and had my left toe bleed. Excruciating pain really but i must " Be a man! Do the right thing!" (remember who said that??).

Went walking around peninsular plaza after that. Its been 2 years since ive been to that place that was once Oh So Sacred to me. I still remember the shops i've always been too (kedai kakak, khubchan, etc etc). I remember going to the coffeeshop at the back, eating nasi briyani while looking at them skinheads togok-ing them beers. I remember sitting there, smoking my way into paradise, in my hot but fly lookin rudeboy outfit.

That was the past. Looking back i think it was quite lame. But i did have fun when during the fun times. Unfortunately for the forever occuring feuds between stupid mats and my stupid acquaintances (malay teens can never mix for shit). Its always backstab here backstab there, he said this, she did that, im not happy, we talk for 2 seconds, beat each other up after that. Not the life for me, no way. Im glad, ironically, for the bunch of hooligan shit-headed assholes who beat me up during that one fine day. They really opened my eyes and woke me up from this deep slumber of ever occurring bullshit. I've been loving life since then.

Well that rant over, Khai, Jo, Afiq and me went to CCK swimming complex yesterday. Our initial plan was to go to the gym but upon reaching,

Khai : Eh gym ni high class sangat ah. Macam malu seh nak masok. (This gym is too high class, I'm quite embarrassed to enter)

Afiq : Eh aku da steam ah tengok tempat swimming die, macam kite masok je ah. (I'm getting excited just by looking at the swimming complex, lets go in!).

With that, we were changed and in the pool faster that you could say...BIITCH.

I edited her pic. She looks so peeertey!

ilham26 @ 11:40 am
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.