Il Ham Mai Hum

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Old school, new look, new management. No more old school.

I went to JINTAI (notice that I didn't say clementi woods) for their speech day thingy as I had to collect a prize for an English distinction. THEY HAD LIKE FREAKING NPCC cadets lined up across the bloody carpark and 2 little cute npcc cadets guarding the gate. LOL. I was like MORNING SIR MORNING MAAM.

I saw a few familiar faces. And when i proceeded into the canteen...BAAM! MORE LINED UP CADETS. But these were the scouts and student councilors (aka teacher's dogs). I was like...WHAT THE??!!

The speech by the new principal was BORING. She was like practically selling the school la. I mean who gives a shit? I want to see those sexy dancers already man come on.

What happened next was. Me meeting DA OLD GANG BITCH! Me getting scolded for my dressing and hair (ok la i changed and had my hair neated (i just created this word) ).

Mrs Ong : Ilham is it possible if you cut the back of your hair?

Me : You mean now?

Mrs Ong : Yes.

Me : You crazy ah? Im not in this bloody school any more man

I don't blame her. It was this male loser teacher who asked her to ask me coz he didnt have the balls to do so.

So it was tralalala and I received my prize ($20 borders voucher that my mom coped from me). But the funny part is that when i went out there was this big huge cheer from my friends ( I love you guys!) and the guest of honour was like " You have a lot of supporters i see" and i was like " Of course. Its me you know". HAHAHA!

After that there was the performances by the dancers. Indian dance ROCKS! Modern dance ROCKS! Malay dance....BORING SHIT.

Moms = bad photographers.

Ilham. What a circular head you have.
The better to...umm...ball you with my dear??

The GOH and me. We look damn cute.
Damn i DO have a big ass lolol.

A few days before that my class had their CS presentation. I was loud. REAL LOUD. Like practically shouting omg! I won't want to know the outcome!!
But after that we all took pictures! haha. The 4 girls looked stunning! Especially yana. HER SHOES!!! lolol. Syahira if you're reading this you also look great too okay =). So nice until our picture was spoiled (hmm whose camera was it?? =) )

The three stooges. HAHA

I think she looked better last monday.

Presenting Muhammad Yan Bin Stone.

Now who's that hottie in the blue shirt?? hmmm??

Roy stim.

They like to tell me to shut up =(.

U SEE LA THEY ALL SO SHORT SO CUTE UNTIL LIKE YOU WANT TO KICK.

I look like a noob.

I dont know what pose i was doing. Seriously.

Its either that Syahira's tall or Yana's short. Depends on how u look at it :)

Yana stim.

My 4 lovely ladies. Actually 2 la. One of them my lao pei and another, my mother.

Yana stim again.

I told you this pic was spoiled. Must be coz of my good looks =)

Aww sweet sweeet sweeet faaamillyyy...

Work mates back from the pub. =)
Aaron(yellow shirt) is secretly gay.

Im damn fuxin short.

I was tiptoeing on the tip of my toes. LITERALY

They're all going to club later. HAHA

Quoted from Aaron : "Chinesssseeee only" idiot. HAHA

Neera looks constipated.

LOL JOHNATHAN WTF WTF

This is the lecturer. SERIOUSLY. Mr IlHaaameeed. HAHAHA

U see how cute Mr IlHaaameeed looks. SO DAMN CUTE.

Mother and her child

Peiyi stim

Okay yes i DO have a circular head.

Chineesseeee boy.

ALAAA THIS PIC IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST LA SO DAMN CUTE HAHA!
And the round tree complements my head. HAHA

I miss someone. But you aren't who you think you are. =)

ilham26 @ 7:28 pm
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.