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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Hairspray


Want to know if your hairstyle is a near total disaster?

Your cousins' shocked face when they see it.
Your little fatty sister calling you ugly.
Your Auntie and Uncle asking if you've turned into a good boy.
Your grandmother saying that the hairstyle looks nice.

I mean I love her and all and as she's my lil old granny but shorty you old school man.
REAL OLD school. Heh heh =)

But hack it, I don't care. I feel so free and easy since its short. And I kinda like it (does this mean that I'm in the same fashion league as my granny??? O_O) haha. Hair will always grow and and maybe I'd grow into the hair. No no not the head lice kinda way. Idiots.

So far theres 5 main reactions to my hair... :



This is what I'll most probably look like in Stickman version.
Do i look fat in this? HAHAHAHAHA WTF!?


This was my 2 little sibling's reaction. One of them called me ugly..im...ugly right?(yes syahira stop it ok lol)


This was IKIN'S response. Straight after that she laughed and laughed and said i looked like moses in Prince of Egypt.
Bitch let mah peeps go man!


This was an exaggerated version of my Auntie's response. Okay la it wasn't that bad till she fainted. What la you ilham.


I told u my grandmother likes it. HAH HAH!
Note her super floral granny shirt. Damn freaking hard to draw.



Erm...ahem...this erm was from my fantasy last night...
But from the looks of it i think she looks like FATIMAH ROCKER. (kak pon)
WTF WTF!!!???? KISSY KISSY!!!
But my oh my look at her assets. LOLOL SUPER WTF IM FASTING HELLO!!!

ilham26 @ 5:51 am
Crawls around your room
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