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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Helping out at OK was a blast.

First time I heard boss, tuan, bulat, james bonch, zahri bonch, say sial. Hah hah.
And the OPs manager is super friendly.

Doo dee doo and tralala and there was a leak in the Bunn machine thingy.

Hot water hot hot hot.

And i want a Fender Telecaster with jekyll and hyde overdrives and a super delay pedal please!

Or at least, my playdough. hur hur.

I'm freaking jealous of you band people. I want to play in a band please. I want to play in a band that plays songs of a same genre as Albert Hammond Jr, The Strokes, Copeland, Purple Paige, Plain Sunset, Postbox, ATC, etc etc. I want to be the rythm guitarist coz lead doesn't give me the kick. I want to play and play and tralalala. But first, i want a tele please!

And i'm positively getting fat. As in i miss my abs. Shit i really need to gym soon. How do those geek shits who score <3.5 for their GPAs stay at home to study day in day out and not get fat? Bitches.

SILENCE! I'LL KILL YA! hahaha

Joke of the day:

Annas: Asal non fat? Takot gemok? (why non fat? Scared fat?)

Me: Sal aku tak exercise pe. Then i drink these things everyday. At last pun gemok what. So i always get nonfat now la. ( I dont exercise and i drink these everyday. At last ill get fat what so ill always make a point to get nonfat.)

Annas: Oh. Thats why.

Me: And the only exercise i get is main bola. Other than that nothing. No time at all la. (football)

Annas: At least kau ade bola. Tengok aku, takde bola pon. (at least you have football [reference to balls here], i dont even have them)

Me: HAHA WTF KAU TAKDE BOLA?? HAHA (haha wtf you dont have balls haha)

Annas: EH EH I SAID IT WRONGLY!!! (its in english you bitches)

Syaf, i cant wait to work alongside your dear bf. Super fun!! =D

Here are them peekches bitches =)




Shaken, stirred or blended. You can't deny that I'll stay yummy =)


Me: Eh linca dok! Nanti store manager die datang tangkap kite, habis ah!
James Bonch: Eh eh aku nga linca ah ni. Eh? Aku kan store manager die? Alerrmaakkk..


Us robbers wiped out everything! and i mean everything! haha!


This backroom is so big, i felt like dancing in it! And i mean it!


OMG just look at the POS' beautiful cashbox! the receipt hole is so big omg! sexaY!


This is called the BUNN Maker (master?). Look at that big bowl thing? It enhances your BUNS!
And it had a major leak just now. Because it didnt wear heavy duty diapers. okay wtf am i talking about??


I was feeling a tad too thirsty just now okay. Pfft!


Oooh lala la verismo! Oh look at that sexy sexy itchy hand. haha


We're gonna be having so much fun...together..arrrrr...


Auditioning to become the third merlion. haha!


She's Jossie in the trashbin baybeh! come come come throw her out.
Papi SULO. HAHAHAHA



I told you to recycle you BITCHES!


SPARTANS! What is your profession!??
Dishwasher la nabey....!!

ilham26 @ 11:26 pm
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