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Sunday, March 08, 2009

I read a book.
Okay i lied.

No la i actually did and am reading a book about Nabi Muhammad's biography and its good!
=D.

There's a tale...of two cats.
Bu and Mo.
Bu and Mo were from the same kampung (not related), though bu knew mo from the tree they usually played at because bu knew the tree also.
One day mo felt that the tree didnt like her anymore (cos maybe its branches kept falling on mo)
So mo didnt play with the tree anymore but mo was still friends with bu.
One day mo met rock.
Mo really liked rock.
Rock is stupid heh.
But Mo knew that bu found rock first.
So mo restricted mo's self from playing with rock.
rock is so so stupid HHAHAHA.
Rock, (though stupid, still has a rock brain) went a lil too far while playing with bu.
Maybe they like...were supposed to play catching but played ice and fire instead (which means catching + 1 level up).
Rock wasnt too comfortable. So rock told bu and bu got really upset.
upset rabak punye ah joy.
but after how many donkey cat years, mo thought that bu totally got over rock (still stupid after all those years)
So mo finally approached rock (after all the time of pushing mo's cat hormones to one side).
rock really liked mo.
and mo liked rock.
And i like roti kirai but thats not the point isit?
So best comes to best mo and rock became partners in crime and catching (do tell me, what else can you play with a rock?)
So like when bu found out, bu felt betrayed.
eh this story panjang la.

kay honestly now, bu and mo has their own scratching posts.
Recently, bu has scratched really bad scratches on bu's scratching post.
And my god those scratches were some mean scratches.
Anyone who'd see that scratches will get a scratch twitch.

But mo's also sometimes asking for it.
Cos mo would pass by bu's scratching post to see the scratches.
and would get enough scratch twitches to get agitated.
and scratch on her own scratchpost with relatively mean scratch twitch giving scratches.

As a cat lover, seeing both scratching posts, i honestly thing its time that you both stop.
meaow meaow.

Bu, honestly, youre a really nice cat. But some or most of the time, you let your cat hormones cloud your judgement. And you take the cat friend commandments a little too far.
And to want to reveal the cat secrets that you have, thats just low. cat ghetto low.
Every cat makes mistakes. Its curiousity, its in their nature. But to know something like that and to use is as a threat, is as low as stale friskies.

Mo, you ah, really asking for it you know.
Birds say dont pass by the scratching post, you still do.
Yeah you're agigtated that rock hangs with birds and that bu hangs with birds too.
But rock hangs with birds for birds and not for bu.
Mo, you have rock already. and rock really likes you (though rock is so stupid duuuu)
So what more can u ask for mo?
Stop cat-gitating yourself with cat twitches by passing by the scratching post la kay.
You've scratched your peace. Be the mature but still young cat and just stop all of it okay.

Bu and Mo, i know that you'd read this cos ive typed it in cat meaow language meaow meaow mee soto.

You might hate me i know. But its high time you both stop this cat fight cos its affecting us birds.
Birds so fly.
Birds sky high.

Bu, you're getting over rock (stupid duuu), you've made new birds.
Mo, you're with rock, your current birds still hold you dear (contrary to what has been scratched)
WHAT MORE IS THERE?! HAPPY ENDING KAN.
Khalas, Syukran, paper or plastic, bye.

Oh, this has been written in cat language meaow meaow mee soto. So if any of you guys reading
could understand cat language meaow meaow mee soto. Please refrain from reading this. =)
(macam faham you kaypos).

ilham26 @ 1:00 am
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.