Il Ham Mai Hum

Friday, February 16, 2007

Happy Birthday Lance!. And by that i mean you are not in the " I am sixteen going on seventeen" clan anymore. hah. But all the best for your 17th year on this earth so as not to become a useless burden to society (as my uncle happily describes me).

As today was Lance's birthday, me, carol and gabriel came up with a plan to bring him out. At first it was a plan to sabo him but then we we're too lazy and lance was very clever in predicting sabo-ing techniques so we ditched the sabo-ing plan and went ahead with the movie outing.
The day started well. With me waking up at exactly 11. Something happened after that but i will talk about it later on. I met carol at 12.30 (we were supposed to meet at 12). "Janji melayu" at its best (carol you find out what that is). We proceeded to lance's place where i called hannah a few choice words via msn. Apparently her mom was behind her and from what we were told by hannah, her mom had heard me and she was unhappy. Obviously she would be. But i, like any other uncaring person, did not give a shit. =). We carried on disturbing other people through msn but at last set out to The Cathay. Ate our lunch at Ya Kun Kaya Toast. Superb toast. But i had to go and spoil my half boiled egg by pouring too much soya sauce on it. What a shame.

We watched Epic Movie. A hilarious movie, somewhat like Scary Movie but with a little less sexual humour and a little more senseless humour. I give it a 10 for laughs =).
Carol had another surprise for lance so she and gabe went off to buy him a cake with candles to top it off. We had a wonderful time but alas not a wonderful birthday song for lance. Still then, i had to tank in a huge chunk of cake which i did not manage. Oh well.
Lance then went out with his fam fam to some thai restaurant which he said was very good. I do hope he had a great time with us today.

Ive been tanking my anger and frustration at blogskins.com due to their vast amount of girly2 and love2 and romantic skins. FUCK CHEEBYE ALL ROMANTIC SHIT WHEN DO THEY MAKE SOME FUCKING NICE SKINS FOR ME THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN PUA CHEEBYES.
=).

OK ok so what happened this morning was. I plucked out enough courage to call Suriani, my last ex. I dont really like referring my ex girlfriends as exs as it just looks like i'm labeling them. So i'll call her my friend =). So i called Su ( i call her su) to ask about her O level results as on the day of the result release, her phone was engaged. In the end her mum was the one who picked up the phone (as expected as i knew she was in school). I had a real nice chat with her mum....well, her mum did most of the talking of course. I just responded with the Ya's and Ah's , but dont get me wrong, i listened with every bit of intent and attention i could master, well being an avid eavesdropper, kaypoh person and a "mulot macam juboh ayam" as my dad describes me. It turns out that Su had been living quite the hectic lifestyle the for the past year. Well since she DITCHED me. hah. But i dont hold grudges. I did eventually get her number and did eventually sms her and did eventually get a reply and did eventually end up talking to her.
Cant wait to see her in person after all these YEAR (its been a year actually).

BUT my absolute priority is to...exercise. Ive been lazing around for 2 months and it has taken a huge toll on my stamina and fitness. But the main reason one exercises is to have a hot bod and my bod is far from hot and my face keeps getting rounder and more chubby. 6 in a scale of 1 - 10 according to jasden. I would like to bring it down to four by the time i start poly so i have to start now :)

Press this please! It is a song about the malay culture. Very real very true very cute. So please listen and watch =)

And here are some random pictures that i found from...some people's multiplies. HEHEHE.

That's me doing a super-kawaii.
My lil sis looks messed up.

Getting horny-ly cute with green balls.

A van load of people makes the medicine...go down.

That's a future Liverpool FC star you're looking at.
And thats faris doing some sort of malay dance move.

Just look at my brother's hot sexy body.
And that is Petr Cech's helmet that im wearing there.

Ladies, kindly NOT view this picture please.

Faris' bag touched my ding-dongs.
And that helmet hair did wonders for my confidence.

The old and new Federers and Sharapovas.

The pro teaching the noob. Im the pro obviously.

Faris TRYING to pull off a normal-kawaii.
Sofia smiling for the guys who sent her those scandalousssss letterrzzzz.

The true meaning of...UP YOURS?

ilham26 @ 12:46 am
Crawls around your room
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I love you for reading my nonsense. Okay you can stop smiling now.